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December 15, 2008
As Temperatures Plunge, Moonbat Media Spins
Over half a million people in the Northeast were still without power yesterday, having been hit by global warming in the form of a vicious ice storm. Elsewhere, 13 inches of snow fell in North Dakota. We're not even halfway into December.
Do you think the conspicuously cooling climate will cause the moonbat establishment to back off from the global warming power grab? If so think again. Here's AP, spinning like a dervish:
[G]lobal warming … is a ticking time bomb that President-elect Barack Obama can't avoid. … Global warming is accelerating. Time is close to running out, and Obama knows it. …
"We need to start in January making significant changes," [Al] Gore said in a recent telephone interview with The Associated Press. "This year coming up is the most important opportunity the world has ever had to make progress in really solving the climate crisis." … Gore called the situation "the equivalent of a five-alarm fire that has to be addressed immediately." …
Ironically, 2008 is on pace to be a slightly cooler year in a steadily rising temperature trend line [that stopped rising in 1998]. Experts say it's thanks to a La Nina weather variation. While skeptics are already using it as evidence of some kind of cooling trend, it actually illustrates how fast the world is warming.
Cooling temperatures illustrate how fast the world is warming. Cold is warmth, freedom is slavery, 2+2=5.
On tips from mega, conservativeteen, and Burning Hot.
Posted by Van Helsing at December 15, 2008 8:00 AM
Comments
Its so perty! Looks like that movie from the 70s where spiders covered an entire town in a huge spider web. I think Captain Kirk was in it.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 15, 2008 8:36 AM
LMBFTO!
global winter here!
Posted by: nanc at December 15, 2008 8:39 AM
"It actually illustrates how fast the world is warming." LOL! This is along the same lines of "it is because I say it's so," the most arrogant attempt at arguementative persuasion.
No joke, I've lived through one ice storm and it is no freaking fun. No power for days or weeks. No heat, no water, no toilets, scavenging for food. You come out of it feeling like a caveman. Global warming? Bring it on.
Posted by: Karin at December 15, 2008 8:53 AM
-29 in Montana, -19 Denver (Both Records) ice storms throughout the country. Al Gore bamboozing millions from moonbats. Idiots!
Posted by: Thor at December 15, 2008 9:04 AM
I saw this article of AP's trying to explain the cooling is actually warming. Are these people sane?
All of us will suffer great discomfort due to this hoax or "global urban legend" except Gore and his ilk. They are so wise, they're downright stupid.I hope Gore lives enough years to see his prophesies and selfish motives ridiculed by even his own adherents. However, by that time his disciples will have ruled in a sparser life for the rest of us.
Posted by: apostle53 at December 15, 2008 9:23 AM
They cover themselves by calling it CLIMATE CHANGE. So no matter which way it goes, they say, "ee! The Climate Changed!"
Posted by: Anonymous at December 15, 2008 9:47 AM
Could Gore send some of his global warming over here? It's too bloody cold.
Posted by: scaramouche at December 15, 2008 9:59 AM
Chicago weather is nuts. Saturday it was 16 degrees. Sunday it was 40 something and rained. Today, all the water froze. Its freezingly bitter outside, and my car door was frozen solid. Now I think it's broken :(
Posted by: conservativeteen at December 15, 2008 10:00 AM
Can't you be just a a little more creative V. H.?
This shit is getting very old... but then thats what your type of "conservatism" is about... the same thing, over and over and over and... facts, or even common sense doesn't matter, "I hate everything that's ...not... like me... "
No wonder your type are being pushed back into the caves with your low foreheads and smaller craniums. It used to have apropriate survival value when we were hunter/gatherers but... You make me think of the Scrooge story... must have been a hard childhood... on second thought, nahh your just an asshole and right proud of it...
I repeat VAN HELSING... YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE! Of course I realize that since you can"t make as a "good" person you have chosen the dark side and you will take it as a complement... it's just that I had fun typing it onto your Hate-site... that is what it's about here in MOONBATTERY land... hate, hate ...oh no I'm starting to enjoy this hate spewing... maybe I'm a MOONBATTERYite after all... got to go prey...
Posted by: Anonymous at December 15, 2008 11:25 AM
I take it that that we are to bow down before your condescension?
Posted by: Arthur at December 15, 2008 11:30 AM
but then thats what your type of "conservatism" is about... the same thing, over and over and over and... facts, or even common sense doesn't matter, "I hate everything that's ...not... like me... "
Hey! That's just like how liberals repeat the mantra's of man-made global warming...
Never mind facts such as the warming trend of the 1990's coinciding with an increase of solar activity, or the fact that one volcanic eruption dumps more CFC's into the atmosphere than all of the hairspray use in human history...
As far as hate: The way the anti-prop 8 losers are behaving in California are certainly showing off their hate these days.
Posted by: Naqamel at December 15, 2008 11:39 AM
With all the hot air being blown by the MSM and the AGW nuts, combined with all the spinning they're doing to try and salvage their junk, you'd think there'd be a way to tap into it, kind of like wind-generated electrical power.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 15, 2008 11:45 AM
I'm sorry, Anon. I apologize for Van and all the rest of us. We should just shut up, open our wallets, give up our quality of life, and shiver in the cold and dark. We deserve no better.
GORE has spoken, the debate is OVER. The planet is DOOMED.
BUT, if we are VERY VERY good, maybe AlGore can save the world and we'll go back to an ice age again, where almost all human life perishes. (That would be good, right? Less people, less Co2.)
Remember: very warm = mega flora and fauna, huge species diversity and much more inhabitable land available, while cold = a virtual shut-down of most eco systems. (Oh, and you better talk to the sun, since it has a eencie-weencie part to play in our weather.)
Posted by: matt at December 15, 2008 11:54 AM
hey i got snow where i live here in NORTHERN CALIFORNIA if it were GLOBAL WARMING would we all be floating around on the water like in that stupid movie WATERWORLD?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 15, 2008 12:29 PM
Anon,
I hear there's plenty of room for you over at the kosturd website. Loser.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at December 15, 2008 12:43 PM
maybe I'm a MOONBATTERYite after all........................................................................................................................................................Anon, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Congratulations! You've just done more than most of the libtards around you.
Posted by: Joycer at December 15, 2008 1:41 PM
You know, you forfeit credibility when you post anonymously
Posted by: billhedrick at December 15, 2008 1:50 PM
Theres a movie VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA which led to the TV series about a global warming cuased by the VAN ALLEN RADIATION BELT being ignited by a freak meteor shower and it was stopped using a NUCULAR MISSLE they even had a episode of the TV series where it was also done
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 15, 2008 1:54 PM
I understand that algore stands to lose lots of bucks if the whole AGW hoax cannot be pushed through and forced upon the American people (don't see many other countries except the ones run by idiots scrambling to cut their own throats with "Cap & Trade," carbon credits, et al.). Even T. Boone has millions on the line (along with Stretch Pelosi and her hubby, investors in T. Boone's wind farm scams). So you can bet we'll all get government-enforced, top-down life-style changes, big time, once Obambi gets into office, since T. and al won't let him put it off (not that he's actually thinking of doing so, anyway). Meantime, it's getting colder and colder out there, and it ain't even official Winter, yet.
The morons are about to rule the world . . .
Posted by: jc14 at December 15, 2008 4:07 PM
"No wonder your type are being pushed back into the caves with your low foreheads and smaller craniums." - Anon the Moonbat
Accusations of intolerance, and then straight into the eugenics.
Not even trying to hide it anymore?
Posted by: forest at December 15, 2008 5:01 PM
So if the it does actually start warming, does that mean it's global cooling.
Posted by: claw at December 15, 2008 6:21 PM
You posters here are real scientists - NOT!!!
You think you can go outside, take the temperature and then be an expert on global warming.
Brilliant!
4 more years of Bush!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at December 15, 2008 6:25 PM
To annon AL GORE IS NO SCIENTIST HE IS A POLITICAL HACK AND A SORE LOSER SO GO SOAK YOUR HEAD IN QUICKSAND
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 15, 2008 6:51 PM
"You think you can go outside, take the temperature and then be an expert on global warming."
No, but the 600+ scientists (whom, incidentally, have had peer/academic review of their work countering St Al et al) are saying much of what we are. Odd, isn't?
Also odd is the (roughly) 2/3 of the signatories on the IPCC have either recanted or asked for the removal of their signatures and bona-fides , 'cause of 'new data', 'further insight', or some other backing out reason.
DAMN YOU BIG OIL, COAL, ETC... *not*
"4 more years of Bush!!!"
Ah, Einstein, there's a (D) prepping to take the Big Chair, not a (R)ino. They Chinese prophecy/curse is about to come home to roost....
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at December 16, 2008 8:10 AM
"You think you can go outside, take the temperature and then be an expert on global warming."
No, but the 600+ scientists (whom, incidentally, have had peer/academic review of their work countering St Al et al) are saying much of what we are. Odd, isn't?
Also odd is the (roughly) 2/3 of the signatories on the IPCC have either recanted or asked for the removal of their signatures and bona-fides , 'cause of 'new data', 'further insight', or some other backing out reason.
DAMN YOU BIG OIL, COAL, ETC... *not*
"4 more years of Bush!!!"
Ah, Einstein, there's a (D) prepping to take the Big Chair, not a (R)ino. They Chinese prophecy/curse is about to come home to roost....
Posted by: Fred Zeppelin at December 16, 2008 8:11 AM
"in which Keanu Reeves comes from outer space to tell us that it would be better for everyone if we didn't exist"
too funny, LMAO.
Posted by: Pete at December 17, 2008 7:55 AM


