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November 25, 2008
Yonkers Features Boatload of Moonbattery
Hand me a bucket, I feel a little seasick:
YONKERS — The city's latest tourist attraction, a floating environmental center, dropped anchor Monday at the city's waterfront.
The Science Barge traveled from New York City to its new permanent home across from the recently opened Hudson Park apartment towers on the downtown waterfront. The barge features large solar panels, greenhouses and wind turbines that teach lessons about renewable energy, sustainable farming and integrated ecological systems. …
Stephanie Montenegro, 14, a Riverside High School ninth-grader, tried one of the tomatoes grown in the barge's greenhouses. She said she was excited about the barge's arrival in the city.
She added that the barge would appeal to schoolchildren because it illustrates topics taught at many public schools.
So much for the three R's. Al Gore must be delighted.
The story features this picture:
From the original caption:
Tony "Moonhawk" Langhorn blesses the arrival of the Science Barge when it docked Monday at the Yonkers Pier.
The Tony "Moonbat" Langhorns of the world probably won't mind when the next generation can't figure out how to get the lights to come on.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 25, 2008 8:55 AM
Comments
What's "Moonhawk" holding? A wing from a hawk the he killed so he could bless an environmental boat. Oxymoron!
Posted by: C-Bug at November 25, 2008 9:07 AM
SOMEONE ALERT PETA! BIRD KILLER!!
Never mind. Since Liberals have no understanding of logic and reason, irony probably escapes them as well.
Posted by: Naqamel at November 25, 2008 9:19 AM
But, it's all "Science", waving parts of dead birds and muttering gibberish.
Posted by: Beef at November 25, 2008 9:19 AM
If a real priest had blessed it, there would be fierce public outcry.
Posted by: Jimbo at November 25, 2008 9:20 AM
Everything I ever needed to know about turning the lights on, I learned from the Bible. Deuteronomy, Leviticus and Samuel being the most helpful for a homesteader and survivalist.
Posted by: Sunhawk van Batty at November 25, 2008 9:29 AM
"What's "Moonhawk" holding? A wing from a hawk the he killed so he could bless an environmental boat. Oxymoron!
Posted by: C-Bug at November 25, 2008 9:07 AM"
That's OK because he's a Native-American - you know, all spiritual and natural and stuff. I think the Native identity trumps the liberal hand-wringing over killing animals and using their parts.
Somebody needs to make a chart of the hierarchy of liberal causes - kind of like those little charts that show which poker hands are better than others.
Posted by: forest at November 25, 2008 10:30 AM
Uh, isn't that how they blessed their warriors before they went into battle?
How did that work out for 'em?
Why don't the liberals aim this guy at global warming? I wouldn't care about it if they confined their hysteria to chanting and waving hawk wings. Screwing up the economy is another matter entirely.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 25, 2008 11:05 AM
forest, I think there was an episode of Reno 911 which kind of made reference to the chart you talk about. In it, Lt. Dangle gets promoted and is going to leave Reno, so the deputies wonder at first who is going to replace him. One suggests that deputy Garcia get it because he's Mexican, but then Garcia points out that Jones is more likely to get it because he's black, and blacks rank higher on the "Affirmative Action" chart than Mexicans do.
Posted by: Adam at November 25, 2008 11:36 AM
Uh-oh. Spurwing's not gonna be happy about this one at all...
Posted by: Murff at November 25, 2008 11:44 AM
"The barge features large solar panels, greenhouses and wind turbines that teach lessons about renewable energy, sustainable farming and integrated ecological systems."
Renewable energy and sustainable farming! Yuk-yuk-yuk! How ridiculous! You idiots are more lost than I thought.
Posted by: Ralphie at November 25, 2008 12:14 PM
GRRR,SNARL,SQUAWK,SQUARK,SNORT LET ME AT HIM HE KILLED ONE OF MY AVIAN BROTHERS IM GOING TO PICK HIS EYES OUT DEATH DIE CALL THE AUDUBON SOCIETY BEFORE I GET HIM
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 25, 2008 12:30 PM
He dresses like a proper HOLLYWOOD indian!
Posted by: KHarn at November 25, 2008 3:34 PM
If the left didn't screw everything up they would be worth the humor - but alas, there are people out there stupid enough to give them power.
Seen a cartoon recently, a guy is on his laptop and he looks over at his friend with the ponytail and Chairman "O" button and says: "57% of Obama voters said Republicans controlled congress" of course the ponytail wielding genius says "I highly doubt that 43% of us got that question wrong!"
That cartoon covered the entire substance of this election.
Posted by: TED at November 25, 2008 5:28 PM
That cartoon covered the entire substance of this election.
Do you have a source? I would love to see it!
LOL!
Posted by: Mike at November 25, 2008 6:11 PM
Remember IRON EYES CODY? He was the weeping indian in those KEEP AMERICA BEUTIFUL ads he died but he is still weeping becuase of what these wretched liberals are doing to this nation like seeling us out to sinsiter forgein interests and the evil UN the facts that our own INDEPENDENCE HALL and YELLOWSTONE are listed as WORLD HERRATAGE SITES by the evil and sinister UN
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 25, 2008 6:59 PM
I'm so sick of White people who act and say they're Native American. And they love to say they are part Cherokee. Haven't you noticed that? YOU ARE WHITE! Be proud!!!!!!
Posted by: Chrissy at November 26, 2008 1:24 AM
Chrissy,
Boy, I'm on a Comedy Central roll here!
That comment reminds me of a Man Show sketch in which Adam Carolla was King of the World, and talked about what he'd do with his power. One of his commands was that "Any white guy who brags about having Indian blood will be executed. You may be 1/10th Cherokee, but that still leaves 9/10ths asshole!"
Posted by: Adam at November 26, 2008 4:13 AM
GET OURSELVES OUT OF THE UN AND GET THE UN OUT OF THE USA TEAR DOWN THAT DIRTY WRETCHED EYE SORE UN BUILDING
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 26, 2008 7:54 AM
