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November 12, 2008

Word "British" Banned in Britain

Bureauweenies of the Caerphilly council in South Wales have officially declared the word "British" to be offensive:

The idea of "British" implies a false sense of unity — many Scots, Welsh and Irish resist being called British and the land denoted by the term contains a wide variety of cultures, languages and religions.

Also forbidden are the terms "half caste" and "negro," on the advice of Ron Davies, who was a Labour cabinet minister prior to what he called a "moment of madness," during which he was robbed after meeting another degenerate at a well-known homosexual hangout.

Davies is now soaking up £27,000 per year of taxpayer money as head of Valleys Race Equality Council. The job apparently consists of finding new words to strike from the Newspeak dictionary in the cause of promoting ethnic fragmentation.

Obama has his work cut out for him if he is going to bring America up to British standards regarding moonbattery gone completely insane.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 12, 2008 8:38 AM

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False sense of unity... yes, we can't be having that, can we? No, unity is a BAD thing. It lets people organise effective resistance to the goal of World Un- um... ah, world... togetherness! Yes that's what I meant!

What, don't these people understand the concept of a United Kingdom? Do they want it to be divided? I thought they were all about the brotherhood of man and crap like that... idiots.

Posted by: Archonix at November 12, 2008 9:14 AM

Ted Nugent, on the other hand, totally rocks. Nugent for President 2012.

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=29458

"Rino Season Is Now Open
by Ted Nugent

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Like any entity that abandons basic quality control, political parties rot from within. It happened to the Democrats long ago, and now has become the case with the Republican Party, which has strayed from its conservative underpinnings.

There are really only four things I have a strong aversion to: unloaded guns, dull knives, banjos, and Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).

The Nugent family simply doesn't allow any of those things in our lives."

Posted by: Name at November 12, 2008 9:45 AM

Time for us to start wearing tinfoil hats gang! I have never seen so many people in so many countries going stark staring mad, all at the same time. I swear that aliens are beaming idiot waves at the Earth.... and it's working! It's like something right out of a Dr. Who episode.

Perhaps a tinfoil hat is the only final protection... next to the old .45 auto that is.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 12, 2008 10:13 AM

Hey now, what's wrong with a little banjo twang??

Posted by: cowlove at November 12, 2008 10:16 AM

From now on it will be illegal for anyone to own a black and white televison. They shall only own African-American and Causcasian tvs. Also, (poon) Tang is outlawed as well as Peeps, Nerds, fruitcakes, fruit juice, fruit chews, nuts, brazillian nuts ("n-word toes") and crackers (the emotionally challenged hate that term). Anyone on board with me?

Posted by: leftwingsmasher at November 12, 2008 11:06 AM

How soon until the word AMERICAN is banned in the USSA?

Posted by: Name at November 12, 2008 11:25 AM

So cant anyone do anything in the EUROWEENIE UNION without offending some sniveling whinny liberal doofuses BEFORE LONG THE BRITISH LION WILL BE BANNED BECUASE IT OFFENDS SOME BUNCH OF NAMBDY PAMBDY VEGGIEBURGER SNUFFLING BUNNY HUGGERS

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 12, 2008 1:57 PM

And our Liberal posters will see nothing wrong with this.

PS:
At first I read "...implies a false sense of unity" as "a false sense of DUTY".
But they ment that too, I guess.

Posted by: KHarn at November 12, 2008 4:29 PM

Ron Davies is an unhinged fruit and no one takes anything he says seriously. The Caerphilly Council in South Wales declaring the word "British" offensive has about as much clout the Greater Akron Mothers Against Witchcraft declaring Harry Potter books the work of the devil. (I made that up for comparison.) Few will notice and less will care. "Sod off, poofter" is likely to be the only noticeable response.

Posted by: avalon at November 12, 2008 4:55 PM

Arizona's Supreme Court bans the use of "illegal" and "alien". To be replaced by "human rights advocate".

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2008/nov/judge-ban-use-illegal-and-aliens

Posted by: Jomama at November 12, 2008 7:41 PM

Posted by: Jomama at November 12, 2008 7:41 PM


The best is still Hamas "peace activists" (TM)

Posted by: mandible claw at November 13, 2008 12:46 AM

I a SHOCKED, truly Shocked I say!!!! What do they plan to "replace 'British' with" anyway??? I guess Limey is still open???

Where did all the liberal commenters come from???
The election is over and they must be getting hyped up for the Coranation!!! Whew!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at November 13, 2008 5:12 PM

RUE BRITANIANA BRITANINA RULES THE WAVE BRIANIANS NEVER EVER WILL BE SLAVES

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 13, 2008 8:43 PM

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at November 13, 2008 5:12 PM

They have lost their reason for being (damned if I can remember the French spelling on that) - complaining about the evils of the right amongst themselves and occasionally taking those complaints to the right themselves (not too often, their world-view doesn't stand up too well to logic or facts.)

Now they can't really talk about us any more and thus be fulfilled by the feelings of righteousness that swell within their souls as they outline the evils of the KKKristian KKKKonservative RethugliKKKan ReichWing of Chimpy McHitlerton, since we're not running things any more or not for long at least; and due to the fact that their stupid moonbat Messiah has yet to do anything to generate similar amounts of POSITIVE emotion in them (WOW WHO KNEW???) they now have to come here to get their fix by finding out what we're talking about and telling us why it's wrong - even though they won the election so there's no need for them to do so any more.

On the bright side, for consolation there is always the fact that it appears we are still more interesting than anything they have found in their new utopia under The Messiah.

Wow, who knew that the guy who has never accomplished anything, and his supporters who despite all their whining about social justice, peace and making everything right throughout the entire world have never accomplished any of their aims.

Posted by: mandible claw at November 16, 2008 12:50 AM