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November 11, 2008
Secret Service Code-Names the Moonbat Messiah
The Secret Service has come up with its own official nickname for Chairman O. Our first Affirmative Action president will be known as "Renegade." Not a bad choice, considering this definition from The Free Dictionary:

Let's hope the cause he rejects is the radical anti-American ideology he's been soaking in since the day he was born. Unfortunately it is far more likely that that he will be a renegade against the country whose security and liberty he has been so foolishly entrusted to protect.
On tips from Jay O. and hiram13pm.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 11, 2008 9:00 PM
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[Let's hope the cause he rejects is the radical anti-American ideology he's been soaking in since the day he was born.]
I am not holding my breath...
Posted by: Mike at November 11, 2008 9:04 PM
I won't hold mine either.
Posted by: bwahahahahah` at November 11, 2008 9:10 PM
I am!
Posted by: Blue-faced moron at November 11, 2008 9:20 PM
I say the Secret Service knew exactly what they were doing.
Posted by: Hereford :-) at November 11, 2008 9:26 PM
How long before 'Renegade', related to 'renege', labels the Secret Service as racist?
Posted by: Steve Burri at November 11, 2008 9:39 PM
*thud*
Posted by: Blue-faced moron at November 11, 2008 9:43 PM
Could be worse. Allegedly, the Brit equivalent of our Secret Service refers to Prince Charles as "Wingnut."
Posted by: Fred at November 11, 2008 9:45 PM
I also heard that John McCain's was 'songbird'. I think that is also pretty bad. I wonder what Palin's would have been.
Posted by: Nancy at November 11, 2008 10:16 PM
It just doesn't sound right.
A "renegade" sounds like someone who has cajones, rather than a sock-puppet of rich white Hollywood liberal slave-traders.
"Sock-puppet". I think that fits. "If the sock fits, you must..." Whoa - I'm not a dead black lawyer so I can't come up with anything that rymes...
Do we get to vote?? :-(
Posted by: Jimbo at November 11, 2008 10:50 PM
The ONE is so special he has to have a three-syllable secret service name.
/what a tool
Posted by: mandible claw at November 12, 2008 1:24 AM
"Mr. Obama will be known as "Renegade" (move over, Lorenzo Lamas). Michelle, a woman of many talents, will be referred to as "Renaissance." Malia Obama's name will be "Radiance," while little sister Sasha's will be "Rosebud."
And what of the Bidens? We were hoping the Secret Service would stick to the "R" theme and dub Joe "Rogaine." Alas, his name will be "Celtic." His wife Jill will be "Capri." A bit boring, but hey, nobody asked us for our opinion."
George and Laura Bush were Tumbler and Twister (I think), I read somewhere.
Posted by: mandible claw at November 12, 2008 1:38 AM
I vote for "Post Turtle"
Posted by: mivvis at November 12, 2008 4:48 AM
Obama's name should have been ROGUE.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 12, 2008 5:54 AM
"smug bastard"
Posted by: nobody at November 12, 2008 6:44 AM
Michelle's name should have been RUPAUL
Posted by: leftwingsmasher at November 12, 2008 8:37 AM
Be careful Shana.
The whole purpose of this web sight is to spread lies, hate and assorted bullshit in hopes of gaining a few converts for the "cause"... Van Helsing is actually payed by the radical RW rag The Weekly Standard as a full time propagandist and his faithful followers, also known as "Bit-o-heads" suck it up like a vacuum and regurgitate it on all these threads a if they were actually discussing something that matters and someone important was paying attention. They will eventually only try to hurt and destroy you... perhaps they will be a bit gentle at first as you are a women and they naturally believe you weak and possibly a babe (check out VtheKs site) ...but it will end in tears... believe me, I know. And definatley wachtch yer spellling and gu my gramarre...
Now I only come here occasionally only to try to recapture some of the fading feeling of the good old days... and to laugh and poke fun...
Posted by: fez at November 12, 2008 9:14 AM
So I guess you've given up on the whole "reasonable debate" thing fez. Now your M.O. is baseless assertions created from your own private fantasies? Gotcha.
Posted by: cowlove at November 12, 2008 9:26 AM
fez- your Secret Service tag would be "wanker".
Posted by: Bob S. at November 12, 2008 10:04 AM
Fez... you are so funny... I nearly split a gut but you gatta get it together with yer spellig unf grammey.
I took a look at VtheKs site ....now I know why they are so into Palin, I'mean... babe-o-licious! ...and motor cycles already geve me a boner for some reason, vibration maybe but add Sarah and EFFING BOW-WOW...WOW!... I can smell the gasoline AND oil, if you get my drift... I'm just not sure its a good reason to make her president. You think people would have learned by now not to elect their leadership by feelings in their gut about beer and stuff and now they are using their between their legs part, which is even lower down than the brain... Aaarghhh... the human race!
Posted by: doG at November 12, 2008 10:09 AM
doG, in the future, you should try posting before the bong hits.
Posted by: cowlove at November 12, 2008 10:11 AM
I like Michelle Malkin's suggestion for Obama's code name: Redistributor.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at November 12, 2008 11:20 AM
My getting "payed" so that I can do this full-time isn't just Fez's fantasy. It's mine too.
Posted by: Van Helsing at November 12, 2008 11:28 AM
"So I guess you've given up on the whole "reasonable debate" thing fez. Now your M.O. is baseless assertions created from your own private fantasies? Gotcha."
Posted by: cowlove at November 12, 2008 9:26 AM
AND on Todays MOONBATTERY.COM the websight where "Reasonable Debate" is our Modus Operandi (mode of operation)
>Homosexual Activists Suppress Blood Drives
It's not enough for moonbats to destroy themselves with their deranged ideology and depraved behavior. They need to drag the rest of us down with them.
>Stomach Test
See if you can make it through this ode to Chairman O:
This deranged cult will soon control the US government.
>Obama Camp Has Been in Constant Contact With Hamas
With the election over, look for a steady stream of unseemly revelations to quietly bubble to the surface of the miasmal swamp known as the Obama campaign
>A Tragedy of Historic Proportions
Peter Hitchens grasps the full import of the tragedy of Obama's election:
Here's where: with its back to the wall. Over the next few years, America will either reject Obamunism, or humbly submit to decline, as Britain has done. The fate of the world hangs in the balance, because when America is just another crappy, socialist hellhole, there will be no one to hold back the darkness.
Shure Cowlust. Van Helsing really knows how to kick off a reasonable debate... and then people like you just try to hurt my feelings by pointing out my spellig andg u grammur mistakes and call me hurtful names... and you think I should still be approaching this blog in a "reasonable" manner?
Well all I can say is I hope that cow shits at exactly the right moment... won't you have a surprise in your lap! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! See how it feels? I'm sorry I made you cry but you really need to know what it feels like and stop being so mean! Maybe then we can all be Purple, with a significant blue tint, is that royal blue? ....together.
Posted by: fez at November 12, 2008 1:30 PM
fez is it so difficult to refute any article on here with facts and reasoned arguments? Apparently, seeing how you always resort to ineffectual name-calling and profanity coupled with idiotic rambling.
I hope I didn't "hurt your feelings" again, but let's face it, you need some thicker skin.
Posted by: cowlove at November 12, 2008 2:04 PM
"...Maybe then we can all be Purple..."
The only purple fez regularly sees is on the head he ingests regularly.
AoS has a name for people like this, but I'm too polite to use it here.
Posted by: chuck in st paul at November 12, 2008 2:33 PM
We call them Renege and Reparation.
Posted by: Jomama at November 12, 2008 7:31 PM
I'm sorry I made you cry but you really need to know what it feels like and stop being so mean! Maybe then we can all be Purple, with a significant blue tint, is that royal blue? ....together.
Posted by: fez at November 12, 2008 1:30 PM
Um you are retarded. Why on earth you would come to a web site populated by people who clearly don't think like you, and spread around insults while failing to present anything like a convincing argument for the talking points you copy-paste straight off Kos or DU or wherever it is you hang out, and then complain that no-one likes you, is beyond comprehension.
Posted by: mandible claw at November 13, 2008 12:57 AM

