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We're just surprised they didn't show the ladies beating vagrants to death with pearl-handled canes.

I would buy *that* calendar.

Darn
Halloween's over with. I had some ideas about the Democrats pictures. On second thought, wearing a Hellen Thomas mask would scare all the children away, then I would be stuck with all that candy.

there is nothing like fur, unless of course it's leather or sealskin...only i'd have an ivory handled cane!

pearls - how gauche!

How kind, comparing the act of skinning a rodent to beating a human to death.

Par for the course when you consider the average leftist rant, really.

Notice how the hags of the dems either have their mouths open or an evil look on their faces. Cindy Sheehan looks like a man. Pelosi looks like Michael Jackson. The Women of the Republicans are all hotties..........oh yea! By the way F**k Rosie O'Donnel. Leftist dyke bitch.

"We're just surprised they didn't show the ladies beating vagrants to death with pearl-handled canes."

What an ignoramus! For beating vagrants, silver-knobbed walking sticks are the weapon of choice.

Thanks for the photos of the Democrat ladies. I've just spent several minutes dressing them with my eyes.

You know Rosie actually looks like that guys the from Al-Queda that the military captured while he was sleeping. I think his name was Sheik Kaleid. You know the third in command for Al-Queda.

For the record: I love animals. They're delicious. Mink burgers are especially good with A-1 sauce.

Seriously, this is the biggest phony baloney issue of all time. If the "we must not kill ANYthing ever" crowd means what they say, then where do you draw the line? Big animals? Small animals? ANY animals? Amoeba? Bacteria? Hey...they are alive, right? Who are we to slaughter them? So, all you liberal vegans out there, next time you have an infection, don't you dare take antibiotics, or you'll be just as bad as if you were killing Harp seals!

Now, give me my leather jacket and snake-skin boots. I'm going to Black Angus for a steak, so I'll have plenty of strength on Thanksgiving to strangle that turkey with my bare hands!

watching - it's one of the funniest shops on the net! but appropriate...

matt - cow eats vegetation - hence cow IS vegetable. end of story.

LOL Haaaaaaa! matt

I remeber when I was a meat cutter for Kroger some 20 years ago and this kid was looking at the meat counter. A few minutes later this long haired hempy smelling dude walked up to the kid and said "come on son we don't eat meat. Meat is murder." so asked the goof ball if meat is murder then why are you wearing leather sandles. He ignored me and moved along. That was a true story that I will never forget. By the way this double cheese burger I'm eating right now is outstanding. There will be plenty of flesh on our thankgiving table. YUM YUM!

Thanks nanc but it really is true....rosie looks like Al- Queda. I want to find the picture of him during his capture and compare the two. Hell they could be related.

The comments of lefties are eye opening. They display immaturity and somewhat deviant sexual inadequacies. Clearly they fear strong, beautiful, conservative women.

Great comments, Matt and Watching!
Just an hour or so ago, I got takeout lunch from Applebees for myself, my mom, and a few of her fellow teachers. I got myself the Cowboy Burger, an awesome all- beef burger with two kinds of cheese, barbecue sauce, and a big onion ring to top it off. It was so good, I can't even describe it!
That calendar looks cool, I'd like one!
Though, Van, in the future, you REALLY need to put some kind of disclaimer before showing the liberal women (i.e. "WARNING: The following photographs show the hideous harpies and gorgons that make up the women of the Democratic Party. Moonbattery.com is not liable for anyone who suffers a fear- based heart attack or turns to stone as a result of seeing the following pictures. You've been warned."). Oh, and there's no need to superimpose Rosie O'Donnell's head onto that terrorist guy's body, her own real body is even more repulsive.

What an ignoramus! For beating vagrants, silver-knobbed walking sticks are the weapon of choice.

I like to rip the bottle of Night Train out of their hands and beat them to death with that. It's more ironic.

Then, I steal their welfare checks and thank them for spreading the wealth around.

Adam,

That burger really sounds better than what I had. Can't wait to get home and cook that rib eye steak thats beeen marinading in italian dressing with olive oil. Liberal are missing out when it comes to beatiful women and great steaks.

I'm sure it's been said before but I'd hit every woman on the republican calendar like the angry fist of god.

The dem broads, not even with a rented dick.

Personally, I subscribe to this model sometimes: Seal Clubber Sticker

Didn't Amanpour used to be a model or something? I guess running around the world undermining Western Civilization has taken a toll on her.

I almost feel bad for Estrich. That picture is absolutely hideous, and I really don't detest her like some of the others in the lineup.

The only thing stopping Ann Coulter from being the perfect woman is the fact that she went to Michigan.

GO BUCKEYES!
42-7
5 in a row
Tressel: 7-1

this one, watching?

forest - i thought that was charlie rangel?

Oh wowsers hellen thmas looks like URSULA THE SEA WITCH from THE LITTLE MERMAID

Shouldn't Barney Frank be in the Dem lineup too?

LOL! LOL!LOL! I just spit my drink all over the place. They ARE related its just that Rosie Posie shaves her mustache. Will you teach how to do what you just did. I'm not as savey on that kind of stuff.

Kevin R,

yes Barney Fag....OOPS Imeant Frank shoul be on dem line but only in drag.

Didn't god say that all that wander astry will infertile. Well, god improved upon that plan a little...

...and just made them ugly. VERY ugly.

Ann Coulter with gun in hand....WOOOOOOOO!!
Spank me Ann I've been a real bad boy. She can come to my house and play escape from alcatraz with me anytime. I'll be the inmate. Just a little twisted right now.

Me Likey!!

Hellen Thomas' face would make a great Halloween mask for next year......SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY!

Nanc, why did you Photoshop some terrorists head onto Rosie O'Donnells body?

If a woman wants mink then its up to her and not those jerks from PETA,FRENDS OF ANIMALS,ACTORS AND OTHERS FOR ANIMALS or any of the bunny huggers and besides all the bunny huggers do is squeeze the bunnies breath out

V the K: I admit, that is not only more ironic but more efficient. Still - call me a hopeless romantic - I believe I'll stick with the silver knobbed cane.

i DIDN'T - i sent the link to van helsing shortly after khalid was captured - that's somebody else's shop - i WISH i knew how, now my blogpartner, freedomnow - he's a master shopper - check this one he did a couple of years ago for my husband and my anniversary post.

you mean khalid's not a christian? ringaround-the-rosie-red said terrorism is equivalent to christianity.

doug - BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

LOL -That's hilarious - love it :-)

OMG, Ann Coulter is smokin' HOT!

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DINO wears a dress!
Since I'm a conservative, I will offer proof:
It's the same proof that DINO offers in his hate-posts.

Sophisticated, well-mannered and well-dressed women are HOT!!

Hello Dino!! Kindly do us a favor.......Go fuck another one of your family members you inbred troll. Say hello to your mother and tell her I'll be home later for her daily smackin' around.

Man That felt good. Sorry guys I feel good today.
Got Paid!

"Every last one of the lazy whore con women has STDs. If they had as many things sticking out of them as have been stuck in them, they'd look like porcupines."

Don't talk about Rosie that way!

Must leave now to make those dollars. With exception of Dino everyone here have a profitable day.

Oh.......Dino tell your mother to leave her teeth at home. Last time she left marks on my sack. Don't choke on you dinner tonight inbred troll.

Us conservative ladies actually enjoy looking like ladies, unlike the hags on the left. I almost feel sorry for the emasculated she-men on the left who have to put up with that ugliness. Of course liberal men are nothing to look at either. Most resemble lesbians when they hit their 40s.

I thought Van had banned that silly little troll?

"Their brains certainly wouldn't support them."
Palin, Coulter, Rice, and Malkin all did pretty well supporting themselves with their brains, which is more than can probably be said for you. You'd probably have a hard time solving the maze on the back of a cereal box.
"I thought Van had banned that silly little troll?"
He did. The problem is, Dino is a sneaky little tapeworm who finds ways around it. Don't worry, his post on this thread will probably be deleted when Van discovers it.

Now if this was just sticking to political figures, you might have something. But you include actresses in your looks contest. So, since actresses have entered the playing field...

Oh my gosh, you guys get Heather Locklear, Bo Derek, AND the hot prosecutor from Law and Order

The left gets every other hot woman in Hollywood.

You lose.

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with this calender. Considering over 3/4 of obese Americans live in red states, of course you should have a calender so you can remember what attractive Republicans look like! Everyone you see in real life looks like a Sea World refugee.

I'll even give you guys one more...

that "Rosie" pic IS hilarious. God, I hate that bitch.

Man, if this is the best you guys can come up with, the left is in WAY better shape than I ever imagined.

Sweet.

Ignore Dino, Van Helsing's policy is to now delete his comments - answering anything he says just encourages him until the hammer drops.

yeah - those hollywood babes are real hot without makeup!

take j-lo! PLEASE!

Ironically, this is Dino's personal web-page. (Not safe for your lunch.)

We have the money, the intellect and the looks. No wonder the left is so hateful. Psychologically that has got to be devastating, so they live in a fantasy and nit pick issues that mean nothing. That is why they have got to think they are saving the world. They have nothing else. How about a ridiculous FALSE savior to top it off. LOLOLOL

The KEY word there Sandy is "Imagined", cling to it sweetie.

Watching...

No offense. It sounds good but, isn't Italian Dressing and Olive Oil overkill? LOL.

I like a nice new York Strip marinated in Worcestershire sauce and Montreal Steak Seasoning for about 4 hours then thrown on the grill for about 7 minutes a side. :) It runs away from your fork.

MMMMMMM

I love cows. They taste good.

"Their brains certainly wouldn't support them."
Palin, Coulter, Rice, and Malkin all did pretty well supporting themselves with their brains...

Yes and they all did it without any Affirmative Action handouts, caterwauling, protests or crybaby lawsuits.

Hard work, brains and dedication trumps moonbattery crybabying any day of the week.

What about all the hot celebrity women that endorsed Obama?
If you're going to include Heather Locklear...
GOP women dont' stand a CHANCE. ;)

Michael Scott: Sorry, every Liberal Female I know is a dog. Trust me. I'm as CONSERVATIVE as can be and I'm plenty HOTTTTTTTTTTT!

It's long been known that liberal feminism is nothing more than a way to give power to unattractive women.

Do you notice how CHRITINA AMANPOUR looks a bit like DATAS evil brother LORE from STAR TREK TNG

Meghan McCain a porn star??

There is no need for that, fur is murder simple as that

Cows can be used for meat and needed clothing

Fur is plain and simple a arrogant nonsense statement, might as well skin cats right

Dopes

hey wizdumb - it was good enough for our ancestors neanderthal man...please crawl back under your rock.

The Loon Left again demonstrates its complete moral depravity.

Killing minks: liberals are outraged.

Murdering innocent abies: A-OK.

Sorry. Typo:

The Loon Left again demonstrates its complete moral depravity.

Killing minks: liberals are outraged.

Murdering innocent babies: A-OK.

I think it's safe to say the majority of American Women Suck.

I think it's safe to say the majority of American Women Suck.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 25, 2008 10:12 PM

I think its safe to say that you are an ass.

At least our women shave their arm pits and wear deodorant.

...and shave their legs AND are NOT indiscriminate whores.....well...Republican women at least.

ANYTIME YOU THINK THE LEFT ISN'T AS BAD OFF AS YOU "IMAGINED" BROWSE THROUGH THIS LIST. A SMALL SAMPLEING TAKEN FROM THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF THIS LAST ELECTION. THE PARTY OF TOLERENCE AND COMPASSION. THE NICE PEOPLE.

Trig's Webpage http://downspalin.blogspot.com/

Bristol's Challange http://www.savingbristol.com/page2.html

Abandon Bristol http://freelevi.org/Real_Time_with_Bill_Maher.html

Piper http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mark-finkelstein/2008/09/07/nyt-journalists-wrinkled-their-nose-disgust-pipers-touching-gestur

Gang Raped http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3071040207976525687&hl=en

Palin Disabled http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/09/19/2008-09-_charlie_rangel_on_hot_seat_for_labeling_.html

Palin family incest http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=75852

CBC Attack http://www.heathermallick.ca/cbc.ca-columns/a-mighty-wind-blows-through-republican-convention.html

Hangs Sarah Palin http://cbs2.com/local/Sarah.Palin.mannequin.2.849299.html

Gives Addresses http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/10/progressive_pap.html

T-Shirts http://rightvoices.com/2008/09/15/the-party-with-the-big-tent-retarded-republican-babies-for-palin-08-baby-t-shirt/

Memorial Post http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/09/daily_kos_comme.html

Sarahcuda Fantasy http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-seitzman/sarah-palin-naked_b_125861.html

McCain Pics http://www.nypost.com/seven/09142008/news/politics/mac_hater_has_a_lousy_image_129007.htm

Girl Scouts http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/09/girl_scouts_lea.html

Cub Scouts http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2008/09/021387.php

Flags Trashed http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/2008/08/29/obama-convention-threw-us-flag-into-trash/
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/06/mccain-camp-to-chastise-dems-for-discarding-american-flags/

Religious Tolerence http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/

PDS in Action http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2008/09/20/pds-action-sullivans-vitriolic-explosive-s-t-fit-too-much-maher

Palin Isn't a Woman http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2008/09/feminazi_sarah.html

McCains Cancer http://newsmax.com/insidecover/campaign_ad/2008/09/25/134506.html

Kill The Plumber http://rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/11/liberal_talk_show_host_karel_c.php

75 YO Man attacked http://www.local6.com/politics/17858108/detail.html

Obama on Seances http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59XB68F54kA

Gays ATTACK old woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6mMQwAEDC4

WONDERFUL PEOPLE, THESE LIBERALS!! MANY BY THEIR VERY OWN LEADERS!!

YEOW! Them skanky libpigs could kill a hardon with one glance. What kind of a man would sleep with a pig like Streisand?

FA-KING GROSS!

Personally, I think intelligence and self-respect is what makes Republican/Conservative women age better and look better. Some of these trolls really show their stupidity when challenged by the conservative sense of humor and love of freedom.

There is no need for that, fur is murder simple as that
Cows can be used for meat and needed clothing
Fur is plain and simple a arrogant nonsense statement, might as well skin cats right
Dopes

That reads like something a fourth-grade girl would write.

I have a hard time skinning live cats, I usually have to inject them with a slow but toxic drug before I butcher their live bodies.

ster!nn you are on dumb peice of shit. Jump off a cliff.

Mark demon.....

That was the best cow flesh i've eaten in quite some time. The italian dressing had an olive oil base so the steak was so tender I didn't use a knife. MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I say let that inbred troll dino stay on this site. I say this because all of here uphold freedom of speech. If he/she/it wants act like a mindless jackass..well that's OK. remember the safety councel's add used to say,"you can learn a lot from a dummy." All Dino does is give us insight on how the left mind works and malfunctions. Don't get me wrong Dino is an inbred troll who does family members.

Ah, it's true. Often when I'm screwing my rich, thin hot NYC armani wearing girlfriend, I long for the days of my youth in Georgia, where my choices for mates were tied between fat chicks who'd had three kids and a divorce by the time they were 21, and meth heads in acid wash jeans and nascar t shirts who worked at the Quickie Mark. Those were the days!

Yawn. We need some better trolls.

AHAHAHA annonymous, it's so true. I went to Texas A&M and lived in Tulsa for a year and a half when the company I worked for opened a new plant. I saw more morbidly obese people in one restaurant than I'd seen in almost my entire life previously. Southerners are just absolutely disgusting. I see them at restaurants and one person takes up an entire booth. Even their CHILDREN are morbidly obese, which just borders on child abuse right there. There is nothing more depressing than seeing a 2nd grade class in the south and realizing half the kids weigh more than I do.

I will admit those true southern bells do exist and are real beauties. But thirty years ago they used to be a significant part of the population, and now they are one in a hundred and all the other women are fat asses in stretch pants.

The problem with the "hot lib chicks" of which I cant think of any, however once they open the mouth they lose all beauty.
My tall slender reformed democrat,
self thinking,self asured,productive,FOX has breakfast ready.
Hint, it aint mush.

Frankly, the ideology of Rosie O'Donnell and Michael "the Hutt" Moore has no right to lecture others on morbid obesity.

Fat girls need love to...but they gotta pay!

Fat girls need love too...but they gotta pay!

It isn't just "southern women"... men and women, north and south, are over weight in large percentages. Health issues like heart ailments and diabetes affect scores of people every year. But I can honestly say it is a national issue, not a political issue. From what I've seen, Liberalism leads to butt ugly! LOL!!! The proof is in the "visual pudding". (if you can stand to look at it for long!)