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November 11, 2008
Obamunist Gift Ideas
Nice Deb offers a few gift ideas for that glassy-eyed Obamunist on your shopping list, including a hand-painted replica of the flying tribute to his ego, Airship Obama:
…as well as an Obama wall clock…
…an Obama winter solstice tree ornament…
…and most appropriately of all, a Chairman O children's book:
These will also make great collector's items for non-Obamunists, who can take ironic satisfaction in displaying them after our first Affirmative Action presidency goes down like the Hindenburg, and this absurd cult of personality becomes egg running down liberals' faces.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 11, 2008 6:46 AM
But don't you dare call them a personality cult, you hater!
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2008 7:02 AM
Not suprising that Obamamania would evolve into a cottage industry based on the Obama Cult of Personality.
I wouldnt be surprised to see Detroit reward Obama for a bailout with a car named after him.
Posted by: Name at November 11, 2008 7:06 AM
You guys are scared now. Rich white man with powerful father and powerful grandfather. Who was given everything he ever had; whose dad got him into Anapolis, kept him in when they tried to kick him out. Whose daddy made him a pilot...then had to interced and force the navy not to kick him out. Multiple times. Whose biggest military accomplishment is that he crashed his plane due to pilot error and was captured.
Then comes along a black man. With the middle name Hussein. Who had to achieve success DESPITE who he was and not BECAUSE of who he was. Who didn't even have a daddy at ALL, nevermind one who could fix any mess he ever made for himself. And you guys just can't stand it. You always thought the rich white man would ALWAYS prevail. No matter what.
Yet you want us to believe OBAMA was affirmative action? Yeah right. If that was how it worked Jesse Jackson would be president by now. The truth is- and you know it- Mccain is the affirmative action choice. Just like Bob Dole "He fought in a war. He's suffered for his country. He DESERVES to be president." I'm not saying I could ever have survived what he went through upon capture, but I just I don't know how being captured due to your own incompetancy qualifies one as president.
Posted by: Kidden at November 11, 2008 8:05 AM
So you guys don't think race played AGAINST Obama instead of FOR him. Fine, let's look at if things were a little different..
WHat if Obama had been part of the Keating 5?
What if Obama had graduated at the bottom of his class?
What if Obama's father had had to get him into school and into the navy and back into the pilot's seat?
What if Obama had abandoned the crippled mother of his children for a younger woman?
What if Obama's new wife had been a drug addict who was caught stealing prescription medications from the charity she ran?
What if Obama's wife's family made their money from vice?
What if Obama was known for his irrational temper?
If Mccain had been black he wouldn't have had a prayer.
Posted by: Kidden at November 11, 2008 8:15 AM
Now comes the color card again. man this shit will never end will it Kidden? Isure hope Obamma doesn't crash this plane, the one you riding in right now, because of his incompetancy. You really are a drag.
Posted by: Daman at November 11, 2008 8:16 AM
Oh yea! Was it not the white vote that got him into office in the first place?
Posted by: Daman at November 11, 2008 8:21 AM
Afraid of what Obama is going to do? Yep, so far his policies reflect those of Hoover who jacked up taxes in 1930 - on the rich. Then on the trade protectionism front, Hoover in 1932 jacked up import taxes. Result? Great Depression. Those 2 actions are very similar to what Obama policies are. Hopefully he will be restrained in Congress but odds are small.
Obama achieved success by being part of the Chicago political machine - the most corrupt in the nation. He is also an outstanding speaker that mesmerizes crowds (then so again did Hitler). Obama also raked in close to $1 billion - after disabling the address verification feature on his website to allow contributions from virtually anywhere on Earth. Obama also had the advantage of have 90% of the media on his side - which refused to probe into his past in Chicago as he rose to power and failed to question why Obama spent 20 years idolizing a guy like Reverend Wright and had relationships with so manys shady characters.
McCain ran a totally inept campaign that lacked focus. I only voted for him because he was the lesser of 2 evils. Same deal with Bush in 2004. Bush's problem is he spend too much time acting like a Democrat, which is why he lost support of his base in 2006 and many stayed home rather than vote.
If Colin Powell were President instead of Obama, he would have my full support (though hes a bit liberal, hes not a Marxist). In Pennsylvania I voted for a black man - Lynn Swann for Governor.
Its not that Obama is black that most people here oppose him, its because he is a wet behind the ears narcisistic Marxist.
The danger is that the bar has been set so high for THE MESSIAH that theres no place to go but down. Since Obama is President his first act should be to outlaw affirmative action.
Posted by: Name at November 11, 2008 8:24 AM
I'm not saying I could ever have survived what he went through upon capture.
Considering the mere sight of Sarah Palin or Sean Hannity makes you soil yourself submissively, that may be the truest sentence in your diatribe.
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2008 8:24 AM
Whats amazing is the Obamabots who come here are under the impression most here voted for McCain because they liked him. In most cases it was the old lesser of 2 evils decision already mentioned here. At best I suspect most here would have merely tolerated McCain while searching for a new face in 2012 and probably half hoping McCain wouldnt make it thru all 4 years.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 11, 2008 8:30 AM
Santa Claus is white?
Posted by: Shooter1001 at November 11, 2008 8:37 AM
Are you talking about JFK? You know, daddy got him into Annapolis, officer position after his son had 4f'd the phyisical.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at November 11, 2008 8:39 AM
I guess trolling blogs is what Obamunists do because their lives are so empty now that the election is over.
I have no use for McCain, and Bush I would like to punch in the mouth. Unlike our counterparts, we on the right are not slavish followers of a personality cult.
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2008 8:45 AM
They can rename his plane AIRFARCE 0 and rename that place at 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE the BLIGHTHOUSE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 11, 2008 8:51 AM
I thought leftists believed capitalism was evil. I guess if they can use it for their own personal gain, they are OK with it.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at November 11, 2008 8:57 AM
What's a kidden, short for kitchen midden? It is amuzing that Obama has the smallest head of anyone in national politics. Except maybe Dennis Kucinich.
Posted by: baslimthecripple at November 11, 2008 9:54 AM
I hope you trolls (looking at you Kidden) eventually realize that the only we discuss race is when you fools bring it up. To be lectured about racism by such an obvious racist bigot is so deliciously ironic. Carry on, please.
Posted by: cowlove at November 11, 2008 10:06 AM
*the only time...
Posted by: cowlove at November 11, 2008 10:08 AM
You know, VH might not have a bad idea here... cans of Billy Beer go for $5 to $20 each on ebay.
Although if I did get the AirObama model, I'd have to modify it slowly as the next four years progress. You know, slowly tilting forward, more and more steeply going into a dive... adding more and more little paper flames taped on the wings and puffs of cottonball 'smoke' out the back....
Posted by: hiram13pm at November 11, 2008 11:51 AM
It was proven by the polls - the only people voting by RACE were the Blacks! Which make the Blacks the only racists in this election! FACTS are a bitch! Liberals enemy.
I didn't see any Obamanation toilet paper!!
Posted by: TED at November 11, 2008 12:50 PM
The big market will be in dildoes and rubber dolls. For Liberals the little rooms in sperm donor clinics can just use Time and Newsweek magazines. Probably not enough sales in that to save them.
Posted by: SnowSnake at November 11, 2008 5:20 PM
FROM SANTA TO OBAMA A LUMP OF COAL FROM SPURWING PLOVER A BIG BIRD POO RIGHT ON THE HEAD
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 11, 2008 7:32 PM
Unlike our counterparts, we on the right are not slavish followers of a personality cult.
Posted by: V the K at November 11, 2008 8:45 AM
Precisely. Ask a Republican, or an Australian Liberal, which politician from their party they have admired or even liked much in the last fifty years.
Reagan, and John Howard, both singular answers. Even Howard was not popular per se as much as respected for honesty and economic nous.
Which is the whole point. We respect our politicians if they deserve it - which like it or not Bush does in many ways, including tax cuts and commitment to national security - that doesn't mean that we like them. We trust them to do the least possible damage - the left thinks their guy will do the most possible good and it is nothing but a pipe dream that they never, ever achieve.
Sarah Palin appears to be the only politician, in America at least, who has actually accomplished something positive in her career, in terms of actually decreasing the size and resources of the Alaska government and putting those resources into the private sector, and many other helpful and noble deeds.
Being younger than most I can literally say that she is the only politician I have ever been aware of actually liking. Even John Howard I put up with, and grudgingly admired.
The left - who operate on delusions and illusions exclusively - had to create an illusion of who she was in order to prevent her reality from crushing the delusion that is their Messiah - and that is just too bad for America and the world at large.
They, and we, are about to see what happens when someone elects a politician because they like, love and believe in him to solve their woes and thw troubles of the world at large.
Posted by: mandible claw at November 12, 2008 3:38 AM
"Even John Howard I put up with, and grudgingly admired, not *liked.*
Posted by: mandible claw at November 12, 2008 3:41 AM