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November 12, 2008
Obamazombies Suffer Campaign Withdrawal
On a tip from Al C.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 12, 2008 9:09 PM
Comments
LOL! The most obnoxious (piss & poop, Shana, dipshit) have shown up as frequent posters on this very blog.
Posted by: Jimbo at November 12, 2008 9:43 PM
Obama addict? Here's what to do:
1) Admit you were powerless over your addiction to Obama and his control over you
2) Come to believe that a Power greater than Obama could restore you to sanity
3) Make a decision to turn your will and your lives over to the care of a Power greater than Obama
4) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves
5) Admit to a Power greater than Obama, to yourselves and to another human being the exact nature of your wrongs
6) Be entirely ready for a Power greater than Obama to remove all these defects of character
7) Humbly ask a Power greater than Obama for help in removing your shortcomings
8) Make a list of all persons you harmed by asking them to worship Obama, and became willing to make amends to them all
9) Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
10)Continue to take personal inventory and when you are wrong promptly admit it
11)Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with a Power greater than Obama, praying only for knowledge of His will for you and the power to carry that out
12)Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry this message to other Obama addicts, and to practice these principles in all your affairs
Posted by: C-Bug at November 12, 2008 10:24 PM
that's because they know it's at least another two point five months until the handouts begin...jez sayin'...
Posted by: nanc at November 12, 2008 10:29 PM
That's OK. At the current rate, the next Presidential campaign will begin in about 6 months, giving them plenty of time to sharpen their conservative blog trolling skills. Judging from what we've seen so far, they need the practice.
Seriously, though, these campaign seasons are getting longer and longer every time. I don't think I can stand another one, even if my candidate is in front.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at November 12, 2008 10:41 PM
Ron Popeil Facing International Sanctions If Work Continues on Nuclear Powered Chicken Rotisserie
LOL!
Posted by: Mike at November 12, 2008 11:09 PM
ROTFLMAO!! "How Empty Their Lives Are", ALMOST as empty as their HEADS are!
Obamazombies, Watch this 100x and call me in the morning.
Posted by: TED at November 13, 2008 4:15 AM
The reason The Onion picks on the Obamies is because it is still considered heresy to mock the Dear Leader directly. In that sense, The Onion isn't much better than the Obamies they make fun of.
Granted, the Obamies are an easy target. The Obamies make the Moonies look like Lutherans.
Posted by: V the K at November 13, 2008 5:24 AM
BTW: Did you know The coming of the Obamassiah was foretold in scripture. Well, not scripture, but it was foretold.
Posted by: V the K at November 13, 2008 5:36 AM
War in 2020? written in 1991? Now thats creeeeeeeeepy. Its like the writer had a time machine and just changed the years as to not be too obvious.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 13, 2008 6:06 AM
Good job cbug 12 stomp them. Maybe they also need to attend meetingsand sit in a cold hard chair for one hour a day. The question here is will they listen. think not.
Posted by: Watcing at November 13, 2008 7:55 AM
fez is spamming my blog now. I guess he decided he just wasn't pathetic enough yet.
Posted by: V the K at November 13, 2008 8:53 AM
What did you expect, VtK? It's the last resort of those who can't reason. Probably why libs do it so much.
Posted by: hiram at November 13, 2008 9:56 AM
That was getting funnier by the moment! I loved how they kept useing the word "annoying"!
Posted by: KHarn at November 13, 2008 4:27 PM
I have a good suggestion for that woman use that worthless obama sign to start the fiew for your weenie roast
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 13, 2008 8:33 PM

