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November 4, 2008
Howie Carr's Top Five Reasons to Vote Wisely
Posted by Dave Blount at November 4, 2008 9:25 AM
Howie Carr took on a monumental task: narrowing the best reasons to vote against Obama down to only five.
He wants to tax working Americans back to the Stone Age.
If you believe the crapola about only the other guy having to pay higher taxes, while you get a tax cut, please get in touch so I can sell you some carbon credits. He's going to repeal the Bush tax cuts, meaning that anyone who pays taxes gets in on the jaw. Then there are capital gains taxes and inevitable taxes on energy. When BHO's greedy taxation policies sink the boat, all hands are going down.
The federal courts.
Obama wants the Supreme Court in the business of wealth redistribution. The last president to think along these lines threatened to pack the court with extra justices if he didn't get his way. Look to his close associations — Maoist terrorist Bill Ayers, Marxist race hustler Jeremiah Wright — for an idea of the sort of judges he would appoint.
Teach the Obama-worshipping bumkisser media a lesson.
The idea that the liberal elite vermin running the news media would be able to impose Obama on this country is intolerable. Needless to say, without the media's full-throttle support, Obama never would have gotten the nomination. Now a guy who couldn't pass the security check to get a job as night watchman at a garbage dump due to his terrorist associations, and who may not even be constitutionally qualified for office, could be elected President without having been publicly vetted, compliments of the same slimy, mendacious rats who publicly parade any disparaging private information they can illicitly excavate on Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber.
The character of Barack Obama.
Mr. Social Justice has an illegal alien aunt living in a squalid housing project, and a half-brother living in a shack on $1/month. Yet he wants to clean out your bank account, allegedly to help the poor. He is a lowlife thief, who would disgrace the Oval Office.
Michelle Obama.
Obama's bitter half is the most profoundly unappealing individual to emerge in the political realm since Michael Moore. As Carr asks, "Can you stand four years of this harridan lecturing you on your greed?"
But Carr's actual #1 reason is this:
If he loses it will drive the moonbats absolutely bonkers.
If The One lost to a conservative, it would probably make their heads explode. But even a McCain victory would result in extravagant tantrums that would be immensely satisfying to document for readers' amusement.
On a tip from Byron.
