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November 3, 2008

Free Sex Toys for Voting

Babeland, a "sex-positive, women-friendly retailer for sex toys and accessories" is offering free mini-vibrators to customers who give their "word of honor" that they voted.

Spokeswoman Pamela Doan holds that Babeland is nonpartisan in its GOTV efforts:

We didn't want to reward only Obama supporters. We have a lot of Republicans who shop at Babeland too.

But I'm guessing not as many, if only because conservative women are less likely to be left to their own devices, so to speak.


On a tip from Cristy Li.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 3, 2008 11:39 AM


Whats really horrifying is those hags in the 2nd group will likely be front and center for the next 4 years. Most of them will end up in Obamas administration.

Susan OSTRICH will likely be secretary of Health demonstrating what years of chain smoking does to ones voice.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 3, 2008 12:04 PM

they should take off Noonan's back-stabbing mug, but then add Elisabeth Hasselbeck and, of course, Sarah Palin.

Anonymous, don't despair! There are sprays and ontments that get rid that other stuff shown up there. (And, the Fat Lady hasn't sung yet...)

Posted by: The MaryHunter at November 3, 2008 12:16 PM

Fat Lady may not have sung yet, but with the media being arm of the DNC, massive voter fraud and empty headed voters Im hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

If Obama wins, for the first time I will be ashamed to be an American. (flipside of Michelle Obama). I wouldnt feel that way if Hillary ended up winning, but Obama? The thought of his mug being on the TV 24/7 for the next 4 years? Truly horrifying. Not to mention all the damage he will do when teaming up with Reid and Pelosi.

I hope this is a Dewey defeats Truman moment. But Im not counting on it.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 3, 2008 12:24 PM

And If Obama is elected, it's going to be Folsom Street every day... and we'll be the ones tied to a sling.

To disagree with Anon, I think Michelle Obama or Helen Jones-Kelley will be heading up HHS.

Posted by: V the K at November 3, 2008 12:24 PM

HELEN THOMAS put a witches hat on her head color her face green and you have the WICKED WITH OF THE WEST.I,LL GET YOU MY PRETTY AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TO

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 3, 2008 12:39 PM

You forgot Tammy Bruce, MaryKat Ham, and - of course- Milady Sarah.

Posted by: Paul Moore at November 3, 2008 2:12 PM

They have to give their "word of honor", huh? Well, that let out Liberals! Unless they get TWO for voting multiple times.

Posted by: KHarn at November 3, 2008 2:22 PM

Great point! But, a terrible picture of Michelle Malkin. You could have done WAY better.

Posted by: Homer Glubnik at November 3, 2008 2:46 PM

I am a 52 year old white male and I have never voted, shame on me, I didn't see the point.

As soon as I saw either Hitlery or Nobama would be the Dem choice I registered (Florida) to vote. So I could cast at least one vote against the Dems.

Looks like my vote wont count.

I called and requested a mail in ballot and was assured it would arrive in time for early voting, well, it didn't, I still don't have it. Since I requested a mail ballot I cannot vote at the polling place in my district unless I use a "provisional ballot" and we all know where that will end up.

I'm starting to wonder, how many people has this happened to?

Was my "vote by mail" ballot hijacked? And if so by whom? Did another "person" vote under MY name?

I will be posting this same question on various sites.

Thanks you for this site, at least I know there are still some sane people out there.

Thanks, for keeping America informed.


Posted by: Billistic at November 3, 2008 5:13 PM

I never get tired of that picture. Worth a thousand words, burned a thousand ships etc..

Posted by: mivvis at November 3, 2008 6:19 PM

Hey Bill, Welcome to the Moonbattery Demolition Team!

Man, I that really stinks, especially on your first time out! I can't help you with your ballot situation, but if you try to use a provisional ballot, you can at least say you gave it your best shot, that you fought the good fight.

Posted by: the MaryHunter at November 3, 2008 6:58 PM

I heard that BO DERECKS late father was in the USAF during the KOREAN WAR he postiumosly reiceived the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR for singlehandedly downing several MIG-15s before he lost his life

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 3, 2008 7:04 PM

My wife needs to be on the Republican women poster. Of course, she's not a famous pundit, just a hardworking mom of two. And hot as Georgia asphalt.

Go to any church picnic, ice cream social or Christian school event in the South and you'll see dozens of women who will make your heart skip a beat.

Go to a "peace" (appeasment) march or liberal cause of the week rally, and you'll want to wash your eyes out with bleach.

Posted by: J. O'Toole at November 3, 2008 8:19 PM

WOW, you really think Laura Bush is hot?
She looks like a zombie.
And Tran Coulter, lol?


BTW, the blatant racism in the comments is pretty sickening. Glad to see that some people really don't evolve.

Posted by: Rep4Obama at November 3, 2008 11:12 PM

Sigh. Another desperate Lib troll. Please take your sorry ass back to KOS or DU our, or wherever you came from. If your Messiah wins, you'll get what you deserve, and I'll be laughing all the way to my safe.

Posted by: hiram at November 4, 2008 12:12 AM

Yeah all that blatant racism about how liberal women are ugly. How horrifying.

As for sex toys, you can, ahem, get an Obama vibrator. No I'm not kidding. The following link is probably work safe but it is not a mental image you will forget easily.

Posted by: mandible claw at November 4, 2008 2:40 AM

That was sarcasm. The koolaid is pretty steeped and makes me say the stupidest things. Afterall, I was a democrap for ten years.

McCain/Palin '08/'12

Posted by: Rep4Obama at November 4, 2008 5:38 AM

Those are some HOT Stepford wives.

Posted by: McCain/Palin '08 at November 4, 2008 10:58 AM