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November 23, 2008
Chairman O's Polar Bear–Oppressing Obamobile
Comrade Obama appears willing to plunge the country into a depression if that's what it takes to reduce harmless CO2 emissions. He has threatened to reduce over a million Americans to puttering around in pathetic little electric deathtraps by 2015. But The One won't go so far as to ride in a hybrid himself:
The Obamobile being prepared for the president-elect is said to be a monster gas-guzzler made by General Motors, the troubled car giant. It will look like a black Cadillac but is built like a tank. A spy photographer who tracks down future car models for magazines snatched pictures of the heavily disguised first-car-in-waiting when it was being road-tested last summer.
The armour-plated car, which has a raised roof, windows up to 5in thick, extra-strength tyres and a body made of steel, aluminium, titanium and ceramics, is thought to be based on a GMC 2500 truck that gets less than 10 miles to the gallon. Three cars are believed to be in production so that two can serve as decoys.
Meanwhile, on the topic of the sacrifices others will need to make to avert the imaginary global warming crisis:
Obama repeated his campaign pledge to reduce carbon emissions by 80% by 2050 and to invest $15 billion a year on energy-saving technologies despite the economic melt-down. "Now is the time to confront this challenge once and for all," Obama said. "Delay is no longer an option. Denial is no longer an acceptable response."
Needless to say, that $15 billion comes out of our pockets, not his — just like the gas bill for his fleet of Obamobiles.
Suffering to save the polar bears is for us little people, not the Moonbat Messiah.
Hat tip: It's Curtains for You…
Posted by Van Helsing at November 23, 2008 11:24 AM
Comments
Just the man to move on nationalizing the energy industry after Obama and the Democrats manufacture another crisis on their march to Socialism.
Posted by: John at November 23, 2008 11:48 AM
What's wrong with the armored cars already being used by the president?
Posted by: single stack at November 23, 2008 12:13 PM
does this mean he's going to bail out gm?
Posted by: nanc at November 23, 2008 12:53 PM
The left's Genius in his Messiahmobile. Fully equipped with ashtrays and rolled-up $100 bills.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 23, 2008 1:00 PM
Do as I say, not as I do.
Posted by: conservativeteen at November 23, 2008 1:04 PM
"Now is the time to confront this challenge once and for all," Obama said. "Delay is no longer an option. Denial is no longer an acceptable response."
Where have I heard this before:
"Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country." Failure Is Not an Option: Mission Control from Mercury to Apollo 13 and Beyond"
Ah, but still, its the way HE says it.
Such presence, Such neuropower!
Listen and Believe. Cut His words out and paste them in your scrapbook.
Racist.
Posted by: Fiberal at November 23, 2008 1:23 PM
По моему у Вас украли эту статью и поместили на другом сайте. Я её уже видела.
Posted by: WYSteven at November 23, 2008 3:41 PM
Okay for me but not for thee.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 23, 2008 3:46 PM
well armor is heavy, so a vehicle would need to be a 'gas-guzzler' to support the additional weight. I might not like his politics but he needs to be sufficiently protected.
Posted by: xantl at November 23, 2008 3:46 PM
NOBODY'S GETTING THE BIGGER PHOTO!
the big three are grasping at bailout monies - even a noseless dog could smell what i'm stepping in here!
GM IS GOING TO GET BAILOUT MONEY!
i'll be okay.
p.s. - of course the potus should be as well protected as can be. i don't disallow that.
Posted by: nanc at November 23, 2008 4:17 PM
Upgraded and different types of layered protection to stave off IEDs and other new expected threats, I suppose.
Its a different world (talking defeating new potential attacks and meathods) then it was 8 years ago.
Posted by: Oiao at November 23, 2008 4:42 PM
Hello everybody!!! He's the Great messiah and he can never do wrong. The all mighty one should have a GOLDEN CHARIOT with 40 INCH RIMS!!!! How dare any of the little people question our MASTER.
Posted by: chrissy at November 23, 2008 4:47 PM
And Gays still can not get married in CA because those Demmocrats who voted for ZerO also told Gays to go pound sand in CA.
How confusing.
Posted by: Oiao at November 23, 2008 7:00 PM
Single Stack brings up the best point, I think: President-elect Obama either thinks he is so awesomely superior that every "typical white person" in the country is out to annihilate him, or he has plans up his sleeve which he knows WILL actually cause the general populace to rise up against him. Otherwise, he would just use the armoured cars already available.
I suspect it is a combination of both. Hopefully I'm wrong.
Posted by: Toa at November 23, 2008 7:42 PM
This Guy, Obatma, what a joke. We all need cars like that just think of all the limos they could pump out for $15 billion and give to all Us small time folk. He is certainly making enemies already, he might even need that car the way he is going...
Posted by: Jared from Detroit at November 23, 2008 8:55 PM
Posted by: Toa at November 23, 2008 7:42 PM
I think that Chairman O and his bevy of fellow Koo-Aid swilling moonbats think that they are above even the standards they themselves set for everyone else because they think that they are doing 'good' for the 'ignorant masses' (workers) and that the ends justify the means.
Just like the Commissars of the old Soviet Union and satellite Communist states did.
Posted by: Mike at November 23, 2008 9:04 PM
Can't stand the guy, his politics nor his policies but as president he WILL need to be protected, and if this is what is necessary, he should get it. If he were purchasing these for his own pleasure (similar to Travolta and his planes, Gore and his mansion, etc.) that would be something else entirely...
Posted by: Isaac at November 23, 2008 9:26 PM
Oh, for the love of christ.. He's the freaking president. To NOT roll around in a tank would invite assassination attempts. Bush waxed moronic about "living green" as well and yet he rode around in one of these too. And, did you know, that attack helicopters usually escort presidential convoys as well? ZOMG the freakin' horrah. I love this site but sometimes you guys sound like absolute morons. Get a grip, he's the freakin' president.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 23, 2008 9:26 PM
well that would be all fine and dandy, anon, but THE sitting potus has been scrutinized for EVERYTHING from what he did as a teen until now - we're just extending the same gratuities to the incoming potus - fair is fair!
personally, i have made a vow to give this one as much equal time as the outgoing potus has had - you'll be hard put to find anybody here who does not feel the same way.
equal opportunity and all...
Posted by: nanc at November 23, 2008 9:49 PM
Yes Nanc. EQUALITY for all. Isn't how Liberals want it? = 4 B.O.
Posted by: Chrissy at November 23, 2008 10:26 PM
Anon, Bush didn't "ride around in one of these"...he used the ones which were already there, not some ridiculous waste of time and money like the ones described here. I can just imagine you bawling about "that moron Bush" (or McCain)if HE had implemented something like this, instead of "Bokassa, Jr.".
Posted by: Toa at November 24, 2008 12:37 AM
Most people know the President, whovever or whatever he is, needs to be protected but one would think he would at least have limos that run on liquid hydrogen or something thats non polluting.
Obama is a typical politican from Chicago, so expect lots of hypocrasy and doing the opposite of what he campaigned on saying things like "Well, things have changed since then." The press will bow before him not uttering anything more token criticism to appear impartial.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 24, 2008 5:57 AM
Было бы интересно узнать поподробнее
Posted by: SalvadorLF at November 24, 2008 6:15 AM
It must drive anonymous trolls nuts that by changing his mind on immediate withdrawal from Iraq, closing GITMO, repealing FISA and the Patriot Act, and immediately undoing the Bush Tax Cuts... Obama is tacitly admitting that Bush was right about all of those things!
Posted by: V the K at November 24, 2008 6:48 AM
salvador said something like:
"It would be interesting to learn more in detail"
what details do you need? the rest of u.s. are being chastened for our ungreen deeds and he'll get carte blanche to WHATEVER he wants to do.
more do as i say...
Posted by: nanc at November 24, 2008 6:50 AM
JINGLEBELL BARCK SMELLS,BIDEN LAYED A EGG,THE OBAMAMOLE LOST A WHEEL,AND SPURWING PLOVER GOT AWAY. Thats becuase im a crafy clever ol shorebird SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 24, 2008 7:46 AM
Get a grip, he's the freakin' president.
Not yet, he isn't, and unless he produces a birth certificate, not ever.
Posted by: Naqamel at November 24, 2008 8:26 AM
Get a grip, he's the freakin' president.
Um, I don't know how to break it to you, Einstein, but he's not. Bush is.
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at November 24, 2008 10:14 AM
[i]Posted by: nanc at November 23, 2008 9:49 PM[/i]
So you would have us look as moronic as the left has looked for the past 8 years? I say criticize the sh*t out of the marxist but have it mean something. Blathering about stupid sh*t like this makes us look like clowns.
[i]Posted by: Toa at November 24, 2008 12:37 AM[/i]
Incorrect. Bush had his own limo made by Cadillac, and it had all the armor that Obama's will have. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144940,00.html
And I don't "bawl" about presidents, no matter their policy positions, riding in armored cars. Presidents get assassinated if they aren't careful.
[i]Posted by: V the K at November 24, 2008 6:48 AM[/i]
Actually, I'm loving the reversals. In his first press conference after his first national security briefing, Chairman Zero looked like a deer in the headlights as if to say, "What the hell did I just get myself in to?" He's not a stupid man. He knows that he's going to have to break most of his promises in order to prevent the country from imploding.
[i]Posted by: Naqamel at November 24, 2008 8:26 AM
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at November 24, 2008 10:14 AM[/i]
Oh, LOL. You guise totally "PWNT" me! Did I say that right? 'PWNT?'
The right thing for conservatives, not clowns, to do is to support Chairman Zero when he does something right and oppose him when he does something wrong. Just because the left made a clown of itself over the past 8 years doesn't mean that it is a good idea for us to do the same.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 24, 2008 11:02 AM
I do notice one thing about THE ONE. He seems to be all over the the net talking about what he's going to do. I think that this is a ploy because there is no way he will able to keep those promises. After he came out of his first National Security Breifing he did have that "oh shit" look on his face. Theres more than what meets the eye folks.
Posted by: Watching at November 24, 2008 12:30 PM
watching:
I bet anyone would have a "oh shit" look on their face coming out of those briefings - I'm sure there is a lot of shit we have no idea about. Difference is, this cluebag is in charge of keeping America safe from it.
Posted by: xantl at November 24, 2008 4:10 PM

