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November 27, 2008
Busted by the Flatulence Police
Don't get too carried away with the turkey and stuffing today — you don't want to run afoul of the Flatulence Police:
A student at Spectrum Junior-Senior High School was arrested earlier this month after he passed gas and turned off his classmate's computers, according to a report released Friday by the Martin County [Florida] Sheriff's Office.
According to the report, the incident occurred Nov. 4, when the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by purposely breaking wind. … A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior…
There's an important lesson here: never confess. Blaming the dog sometimes works.
On a tip from Jo and Chuck.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 27, 2008 9:53 AM
Comments
Show me one 13 year old boy that does not PURPOSELY pass gas!
I hope the Fart Prison Camp has enough room for ALL OF THEM!
Posted by: Doug at November 27, 2008 10:11 AM
To me this is more of a case about "arrest" vs "sent to the principal's office". When I was in school, this kind of behavior was something for the playground or after school...boys being gross. During class it would never have been tolerated, and you'd get sent to the office and catch hell.
So in this case, I gotta say that they did the right thing as far as not letting the kid get away with it. But I'd be interested if his "arrest" was an actual one, or just the school guards dragging his sorry self to the office to get yelled at.
Posted by: matt at November 27, 2008 11:33 AM
Something doesn't smell right about this story.
Posted by: claw at November 27, 2008 1:33 PM
When I was in school if we did shit like that then Mr. Murphy brought out the paddle....Ahhh those were the days. They need to bring that kind of stuff back.
Damn I keep forgetting about the liberals, ACLU, and the irrespsonsible parents.
Look around at what growing folks....their going to run the country. Obama is just the start.
Posted by: Watching at November 27, 2008 2:56 PM
IMO - the boy needs to be taught manners. Having the crap kicked out of him would be a start.
Posted by: Jimbo at November 27, 2008 7:46 PM
And thats what happens if were all forced into a putrid and unhealthy vegan life style becuase of some jerks from the wretched UN and their global warming bull kaka hogwash
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 28, 2008 12:14 AM
Obviously the teacher was jealous! The NEA are the only ones allowed to talk out of their ass...and he was the better speaker.
Posted by: TED at November 28, 2008 1:31 AM
And before you all call me a liberal athiest posing as fake Christian because you're so messed up you think that any good Christian wants to kill liberals (I'm sorry, not homeless, just anyone who disagrees with anyone on www.moonbattery.com), ruin the environment, scapegoat the gays for problems in HETEROSEXUAL marraiges, and piss on the homeless, I am part of actually a growing number of young evangelicals who think that being pro life doesn't just mean being against abortion. That is only part of it. Being pro life also means protecting the vulnerable in society- the impoverished, the mentally ill, the people YOU advocate lining up and shooting in the back of the head. It also means being good stewards over God's creation.
We are a growing movement. Just the other day I saw Pat Robertson in a commercial discussing the dangers of global warming. The young people of the religious revival movement have embraced the environment and poverty as our main concerns, and the Democrats simply do a better job of addressing these issues. We're not our grandparents, we're not just going to blame everything on liberals and gays because we're too set in our ways to know any better.
Us sojourners are swelling in numbers, and soon us Christians who are ACTUALLY faithful to Christ's message will outnumber you racist Nazi types that live lives of disgusting, compassionless lives of blasphemy, defiling Christ, the PRINCE OF PEACE, with your hatred and anger. There are 3 verses in the Bible about homosexuality and THOUSANDS that command feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, housing the homeless, the rich giving what they have to aid the poor, and just in general caring for the impoverished and the vulnerable. But you just ignore those THOUSANDS of passages and say no, Jesus would want to abandon and murder the most vulnerable in society. It's Nazi speak, and it's disgusting and dangerous. When I hear cases like the Catholic who was discovered to have been the one who spread anthrax right after 9/11 because he wanted to "get liberals" or that man who shot up a liberal church, I place the blame squarely on hate sites like this for instigating violence and TERRORISM. That's right, you guys are encouraging terrorists. WHen the anthrax attacks happened, EVERYONE called it terrorism. But this year when it was discovered that not a Muslim extremist but a right wing Christian extremist was behind these attacks, suddenly it wasn't terrorism anymore, it was an individual crazy person. Sorry, you don't get to pick and choose. You don't get to say it's terrorism when a Muslim does it and not when one of YOU does it. Your side is breeding terrorists, and you can spin it any way you want but that is the truth.
Sojourners, evangelicals for justice and peace:
http://www.sojo.net/
Posted by: Anonymous at November 28, 2008 7:51 AM
Hey everybody, a gen-u-wine "Christian" who REALLY follows Christ and has God's love in his (or her) heart just wants us Nazi-Christian extremists who breed terrorists (like those "Christian" terrorists who just killed 100+ people in Bombay?) and want to line up the mentally ill and shoot them in the back of the head (how ugly are you inside to even SAY that?), that they're onto us and soon will outnumber us and THEN we'll be in for it. (These "Christians" no doubt will administer "tough love" to those of us they veiw as Nazis and killers and breeders of terrorism.)
Note to Anonymous Fake Christian: either you are trying to discredit Christians or you are as stupid as you seem. Please go back to whatever leftist site sent you and tell them "sorry, they didn't buy it". Disinformation campaigns might have worked this election cycle, but it's looking more and more like the left are the ones that got duped!
PS, your hatred is showing!
Posted by: matt at November 28, 2008 6:16 PM
Thanks Matt, you flattened that fake. Good Heavens, guess I wasn't in my right, nazi mind when I stopped to feed a homeless man a while back and I suppose too, I lost a marble or two in my hateful brain when I donated clothes to a goodwill or fostered a poor child in Brazil. Gee willikers. What was my hate-mongering right-wing psyche thinking of? And btw, anyone who quotes Pat "can't prophesize" Robertson as a solid Christian has absolutely ZERO discernment. That man's ability to foretell the future is right up there with the astrology 'tards.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 28, 2008 10:09 PM

