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November 25, 2008
At the Top of My Christmas Wish List
As moonbats flap forth from their rank caves in the media and academia to lay claim to the entire federal government, this Christmas gift idea could never be more appropriate:
From The UberReview:
This vampire killing kit, which hopefully was not used, was built in the 1800s and features all that one would need to do battle with preternatural forces of evil. It has a Bible, holy water, a cross, silver bullets, a gun, candles, knives, garlic and last but not least, the all important wooden stakes. I am guessing that the garlic was replaced, but the rest of the stuff looks suitably old.
If only enough of these kits had been in circulation before McCain was nominated and Obama was elected, we'd be looking forward to a happier New Year.
On a tip from Steve T.
Posted by Van Helsing at November 25, 2008 9:15 AM
Comments
There are actually real life vampires.
http://www.vampirewebsite.net/
Kind of like the ones in BLADE.
You may actually be a vampire!
http://www.vampirewebsite.net/howknowifavampire.html
Posted by: Name at November 25, 2008 9:27 AM
I once bit someone on the neck.... in my dreams. ;-)
Posted by: C-Bug at November 25, 2008 9:32 AM
A great holiday gift for the man who has everything
Posted by: JamesJ at November 25, 2008 9:44 AM
You need a large sword to chop off heads and limbs like BLADE had.
http://www.armory.net/item.cfm/RecordID/2000-KE.htm
Vampire Sword
This impressive two-handed sword is forged from high-carbon spring steel and tempered over hot coals. Its blade is 31.5" long and features three "blood grooves." A polished ebony wood grip and brass accents complete this masterpiece. The Vampire Sword is a true work of art to be appreciated for Eternity! Matching black leather scabbard is included.
Posted by: Name at November 25, 2008 10:00 AM
Anyone seen the finale of True Blood on HBO yet? This kind of gets me in that mode.
Whaddya expect from a guy by the name of Van Helsing, anyway, Mr. Harker?
It's that damn big bat again!
Posted by: Murff at November 25, 2008 11:42 AM
A authentic BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER VAMPIRE SLAYING KIT COMES COMPLETE FOR ONLY $19:95
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 25, 2008 12:26 PM
SEND NOW AND YOU GET A YEARS SUPPLY OF GARLIC FOR FREE
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 25, 2008 1:34 PM
This impressive two-handed sword is forged from high-carbon spring steel and tempered over hot coals.
Aren't they all?
I thought that the "fearless vampire hunter" forgot to include a HAMMER to go with the stakes, but it's that cylender below the stakes; the head's under the pistol compartment.
What's in the cans? Meat and crackers for those late-night vigels in the graveyard?
The Ripley's museum in St Augustine has an anti-vampire kit from an European hotel, but it's not as well-equiped.
Posted by: KHarn at November 25, 2008 3:31 PM
Sadly, silver bullets only work on werewolves... But some of those unshaved anti-Prop 8 'ladies' should fit the bill close enough!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at November 25, 2008 7:33 PM
Having finally watched the movie 'Van Helsing' in HD the other night, I now understand what the full contents of the kit are for.
Just add disposable people to carry it.
Posted by: Oiao at November 25, 2008 8:46 PM
Posted by: KHarn at November 25, 2008 3:31 PM
Sadly, silver bullets only work on werewolves... But some of those unshaved anti-Prop 8 'ladies' should fit the bill close enough!
Actually Silver that is blessed will do great harm, but not dispatch the undead, it will give them a wicked bad burn and until its removed, unable to shape-shift or dematerilize
(wink)
Posted by: wpdunn71901 at November 25, 2008 9:45 PM
COMES COMPLETE WITH HAMMER,STAKE,GARLIC CRUIFIX,CROSS,HOLY WATER,PISTOL, WITH BULLETS and a BOWIE KNIFE wich was used in BRAM STOKERS origional novel
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 26, 2008 12:29 PM
Very kewl Van... you know Hugh Jackman is People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" this year! That certainly can't hurt your image much! *grin* Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving tomorrow!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at November 26, 2008 6:50 PM
