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October 28, 2008

What Moonbats Will Do If McCain Wins

One reason to put a clothespin on your nose and vote for John McCain is the reaction moonbats will have if their dime store Marxist messiah is defeated. Already the folks at Huffington Post are planning their tantrums. Reader Todd D collected some comments:

"And if McCain wins I will also by a pound of the finest kush I can find and I will smoke it as fast as I can in between crying fits." - ohiodem250
"If McCain and co. win I will (angrily) get into my car and drive from VT to DC to protest. After I return home I'll grieve and be depressed--and still be pissed. I may need some anti-depressants (I'm not kidding!)." - LeeLee
"if they "win" then we take to the streets." - Swerinjer2
"If the other side wins, i'm going back home (europe)" - jymfrancais
"If McCain/Palin manage to steal this election, how much you want to bet I lose my job, again. Coincidence? I don't think so. I'll be homeless and on the street and they will probably blame me for my situation. " - gjoh
"Four more years of ignoring our human resource, enabling corporate governance, and you will all be making your own clothes, growing your own food, and fighting for air and water. I will be on the other side of the planet." - windwashed
"Move to Canada.. I already have" - wiredash
"If McCain wins, I'll serioiusly consider requesting a job assignment outside of the United States. Perhaps I will learn that the grass is green on the other side, even if it is stained with the GOP red blood." - SunFresh
"If they win…I see a recap of last time. Me,standing in front of my television crying. You know, bush has made me cry and ask "why" twice." - dietcokehead98

Remember the postelection selection trauma cases after W was reelected? It would be delicious to watch them snivel, pout, and stamp their feet once again. Unfortunately their promises to leave the country they so hate are rarely fulfilled.

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I hope they kept their sign, in case McCain wins.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 28, 2008 8:05 AM

Comments

Wow. What is wrong with her face? That is just weird. I don't know about you guys, but I have cultivated the ability to smell and detect a Moonbat from miles away. These two are a dead giveaway to say the least.

Posted by: Air2air at October 28, 2008 8:35 AM

And here I thought that inbreeding was only done in Southern Republican Redneck families.

Posted by: Varzil at October 28, 2008 8:58 AM

If Obama wins, and I expect him to, I expect to continue my life as before. My happiness is not dependent on some politician. I may have to find a new job at some point, because I expect his economic policies will be devastating for the country, but I will find something eventually. I will continue working with my church, building my faith, and trying to raise my kids as best I can.

Also, I will immediately upon November 5 offer my full service and support to Sarah Palin, and prepare to do whatever I can to get her into the White House in 2012.

Posted by: V the K at October 28, 2008 9:00 AM

In 2012 it could be Hillary Clinton vs. Palin after Obama runs the country into the ground. That would be fun.

What can we expect? Something like the final scenes of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (original ending, not theatrical release version)

Posted by: Anonymous at October 28, 2008 9:05 AM

What a bunch of sad, depressed losers who pin their whole hopes and dreams and happiness on the election of one person. You won't find hope in a politician, you won't find happiness in a politician. All that stuff comes from within and if you chose to be mopey and pouty and a total downer because of a Mccain win, it just means you're generally a mopey, pouty, whiney person

Posted by: Chad at October 28, 2008 9:07 AM

Chad I freely admit I will be mopey, pouty and whiney November 6. Hell, I already am.

In my case it's not that I'm pinning my hopes and dreams on McCain. It's that the bad guys will have won. And it will show that the hard-won lessons of the 20th century will have to be learned all over again by the ignorant, cowardly ponces of the youth of today.

Posted by: Air2air at October 28, 2008 9:17 AM

Yeah, Air2Air, but that's just human nature. We can't help the fact the votes of intelligent, thinking people will be over-matched by stoned hippies, braindead daytime TV-watchers, convicted felons, and ACORN's imaginary friends. It's frustrating, but dwelling on it futile.

Even people in North Korea, Zimbabwe, and Cuba find occasions for joy. I think we find these in our families. For politics, we shine our armor, sharpen our swords, and prepare to engage the fight.

Despair is a waste of time.

Posted by: V the K at October 28, 2008 9:34 AM

If McCain wins, I'll celebrate quietly, maybe just with a somewhat nice dinner or something.
If Obama wins, I'll think it's quite unfortunate, but I won't riot, protest, OD on drugs, or attempt to drink myself into oblivion as the Obammunists would if McCain won. In that situation, I'll just pray to God that He will hopefully provide Obama with enough guidance to at least keep him from completely running our country into the ground. During an Obama presidency, I will remain part of the loyal opposition, offering reasonable criticisms without becoming a rabid moonbat about it.

Posted by: Adam at October 28, 2008 9:39 AM

I don't know about you guys, but I have cultivated the ability to smell and detect a Moonbat from miles away.

I recently saw a puny round-shouldered sunken chested type from the side and thought "liberal." Just then he turned to reveal an Obama t-shirt.

Does that count?

Re November 5th, if I were a Korean shopkeeper in the ghetto, I'd definitely keep a weather eye out, regardless of who wins.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 28, 2008 10:01 AM

If Obama wins Im buying American flag stickers and putting them all over town - upside down - to indicate America is a nation in severe distress. If people think what is going on now is bad, just wait until we go through 4 years of The Messiah and his demonic minions in Congress.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 28, 2008 10:05 AM

Dear Sunfresh GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY If you do go get a job in another country then dont ever consiter comming back just stay there you worthless spoiled little liberal snot aND THOSE TWO LOOK LIKE COMPLETE DORKS STUPID AND SPOILED SCREW THEM BOTH

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 28, 2008 11:26 AM

"If the other side wins, i'm going back home (europe)" - jymfrancais

Hey, why wait?

Posted by: Pam at October 28, 2008 11:28 AM

My thoughts exactly, Pam.

Posted by: theQUICK at October 28, 2008 11:32 AM

I agree with V the K and I will not despair because of ignorant, self righteous dupes that think Chairman O is the savior. What can cause despair however is the fact that this country will now be in the hands of the three biggest moonbat dunces this world has ever seen. In just two short years under Nazi Pelosi, the Dow went from 14,000 to 7,500, gas went from $2.50/gal. to over $4 and, of course, the Fannie and Freddie disaster. Now that can cause a tea toadler to drive himself to drink. The saving grace from the next four years of disaster is a new Republican Revolution, bigger and better organized than 1994. This country will become so pissed off at 1) a failed presidency and 2) an even more failed congress that if conservatives issue forth another contract with America, 2010 can be a bright new day.

Think this through with me. With Chairman O at the helm, this country will become exactly like the four years of the Peanut Farmer's administration: high unemployment, gas shortages and low patriotism of cilvilian and military alike. In 2010 and 2012 America will crave for what America craved for back in 1980: a president that instills American patriotism, a congress that promotes social and fiscal conservative principals, optimism about our future and God, and a military that kicks ass and fights commie bastards wherever they hide. Sarah Palin can be the one to guide us and show us that the United States of America is truly the shining city upon a hill.

God Bless America

Posted by: Moonbat Investigator General at October 28, 2008 11:46 AM

I have saved roughly $1000 for new kitchen countertops.

If McCain wins, we're getting new kitchen countertops.

If Obama wins, we're getting a shitload of ammo.

Posted by: Naqamel at October 28, 2008 12:59 PM

Hehe I just picked up a shitload of ammunition last friday. Better do it soon, the price will probably go up faster than the Dow goes down.

At least these kostards are coherent enough to realize it's a possibility their messiah won't be able to steal the election. The fact that the only way they think that can happen is for it to be stolen from them is of no consequence, as tiny as their minds are.

I do think post turtle winning this year would be the fastest path back to a Republican congress, just like in 1994, but IF the rats get 60 in the Senate, there's no telling how much damage they could do in two sessions.

As far as the economy goes, my house & cars are free & clear, and my W2 gig is pretty well recession-proof, so as bad as it could get I'm pretty well set up, and I can find plenty to laugh at watching post turtle auger in. I just hate to see everyone else suffering, even the ones that voted for it.

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at October 28, 2008 1:35 PM

I refuse to mourn a republic not yet dead. Come Nov 4, I'll be voting McCain. And praying that he wins.
Should he lose I'll take Joe Hill's advice: "Don't mourn; organize." (Ashes on the heads of my enemies to know I'm profaning one of their heroes.)

Posted by: comet at October 28, 2008 3:34 PM

"If McCain/Palin manage to steal this election, how much you want to bet I lose my job, again. Coincidence? I don't think so. I'll be homeless and on the street and they will probably blame me for my situation. " - gjoh

If 'gjoh' has so much invested emotionally in the outcome of elections,perhaps the reason for his outplacement isn't politics, but the fact that he is no joy to be around.


As for me, I hope to be more like Adam.

Posted by: James McEnanly at October 28, 2008 6:19 PM

If Obama tanks, I foresee the following;

1) There will indeed be riots, and the riots will, on investigation, prove to be planned in advance by the hard core Left.

2) At these riots, because the Left will not distance itself from its Radical Islamic 'friends' there will be one or more terrorist attacks, which will be traced to Islamic organizations that the Left has been kissing up to for eight years or more.

3) There will be a massive outcry over 'vote fraud' - and for an investigation which, unless McCain is even less intelligent than I fear, will turn up massive Democrat vote fraud.

4) If we are VERY VERY lucky, these embarrassments will allow moderate (read; sane) Democrats to take their Party back from the nitwits.

On the other hand, if Obama wins, I frankly expect a major Terrorist attack - dwarfing 9/11 - to take place in the next four years. It would literally not surprise me if we lost a city. If I had to bet, I'd put my money on Detroit; the social structure has broken down there so completely that Terrorists should have little trouble assembling a bomb of some size (Nuclear, air-fuel, or whatever). However I have NO intention of voluntarily entering any major US city for the next 4-8 years if Obama wins.

Posted by: C. S. P. Schofield at October 28, 2008 11:15 PM

"If McCain/Palin manage to steal this election, how much you want to bet I lose my job, again. Coincidence? I don't think so. I'll be homeless and on the street and they will probably blame me for my situation. " - gjoh

Um if the politician you liked losing an election was enough to affect your work performance so badly you got fired then, yeah, you are to blame for your situation, for being a moonbat and a drama queen and an incredible pussy.

Oh and please, please, please do move to Canada. But not Australia because it has icky hot weather, lots of philistine conservatives, and giant spiders that eat birds. Oh and you won't get welfare unless you get citizenship or a PR.

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Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 29, 2008 1:03 AM

I'll bet she gives good head, though.

Posted by: Sulla at October 29, 2008 9:26 AM

If Obama wins, we're getting a shitload of ammo.

Posted by: Naqamel at October 28, 2008 12:59 PM


Ha! Last night, I told my husband I have something for him to do this weekend. He looked at me like it was going to be another 'oh-shit-what-does-the-pregnant-lady-want-now' request. I told him he needs to stock up on ammo. He seemed pretty happy about it.

Posted by: CO of Fort Housewife at October 29, 2008 11:54 AM

It would literally not surprise me if we lost a city. If I had to bet, I'd put my money on Detroit;

Unfortunately, if you set off a nuclear bomb in Detroit, you won't be destroying anything worth saving.

Posted by: V the K at October 29, 2008 2:26 PM

Damn, why is there always some depressed emo liberal threatening to move to Canada if a Republican wins.

First, Canada has a right-wing government (probably more right-wing than what McCain will have. (you only need 35% popular support to win up hear:)

Second, we already have enough of these doufuses in our colleges and universities from the 60s/70s. Believe me, I had a few of them as professors >:|

Posted by: Phil at October 29, 2008 4:57 PM

It would literally not surprise me if we lost a city. If I had to bet, I'd put my money on Detroit;

Unfortunately, if you set off a nuclear bomb in Detroit, you won't be destroying anything worth saving.

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If that happened, Michagan would go red for sure in 2012. That's the only reason why the Dems even win that state.

Posted by: Phil at October 29, 2008 5:00 PM

I just hope they aren't serious about moving to Canada. We don't need any more moonbats up here, thank you very much.

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