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October 13, 2008
Smug Slate Moonbats Express Their True Thoughts
Like their grotesquely presumptuous messiah, moonbats are getting a little ahead of themselves, as they gloat tastelessly over the results of an election that hasn't happened yet. Crows Slate's Timothy Noah:
There's a new scent in the air. If you're a Democrat, you haven't felt it tickle your nostrils since October 1996, when everybody knew that Bill Clinton was about to beat Bob Dole.
Now that everyone supposedly knows the moonbats are going to have carte blanche to inflict their warped ideology on the country they so enjoy berating, they can creep out from under their rocks and pop the mental pustules that serve them as thoughts. Here are some actual examples, collected by Noah from other Slate writers:
• I think Karl Marx had some valuable insights into capitalist economies!
• The Second Amendment does too allow government to ban handguns!
• Let's standardize the federal age of consent at 16!
• Promiscuity between consenting adults is good exercise!
• Health care is a service, not a business!
• I don't support the troops. I support some troops, depending on whether or not they've committed war crimes!
• No more wars without United Nations or at least NATO support!
• Saving the boulder darter was worth a few thousand jobs!
• If Eastern Europeans think NATO will go to war to defend them against Russia, they're out of their minds!
• Ditto if Taiwan thinks the United States will go to war to defend it against China!
• Let's teach evolution in Sunday school!
• The military-industrial complex is a greater menace than most foreign nations!
• If Israel isn't out of the occupied territories in six months, we'll cut off all aid.
• Higher gas prices are good because they make everybody bike and take public transit like they should!
• America isn't the greatest nation in the world. We think it is only because it's our country. Duh!
• America won't be the world's most powerful nation forever. And you know what? Handing that responsibility off will be a relief!
• America's official languages should be English and Spanish!
• Judges should legislate from the bench if they want to.
• What's so great about the Judeo-Christian tradition?
• Big-city values are better than small-town values!
• I'm glad the Muslims whupped the Christians during the Crusades! Served 'em right!
• We need a shorter work week!
• We're undertaxed. Look at Europe!
• Terrorism isn't that big a threat to America!
• Let's bring back the era of big government.
• It's not enough that the top 5 percent pays 55 percent of our taxes. Why not 75 percent?
• Many welfare moms kicked off the rolls by the 1996 welfare-reform bill are worse off in their crappy jobs!
• Ronald Reagan was a crummy president!
• Broad availability of gay marriage: good. Broad availability of gay divorce: better!
• Pornography is good for your marriage because it teaches you new sexual techniques!
• The problem with public schools is private schools!
Vermin this flaky, degenerate, and vile really could have full control of the government soon, so put the clothespin on your nose and cast your vote for McCain.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 13, 2008 7:39 AM
Comments
From the article:
"Did I mention that my most conservative Slate colleague, a loyal Republican, enjoyed contributing to this list most of all?"
So either the one conservative on the staff was making a really bold statement, or the Slate feels the need to pretend they hire conservatives. Interesting to say the least.
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 13, 2008 8:52 AM
Hollywood liberal jackass actor ED ASNER(LOU GRANT) is abig time admierer of JOE STALIN who was a bigger mass murderer then HITLER i mean what else can you ever expect a person who played a liberal cheif editor to a liberal left-wing news paper SCREW LOU GRANT IM SORY TO SAY I EVER WATCHED THIS CRAPPY TV SERIES
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 13, 2008 11:37 AM
>>• Let's standardize the federal age of consent at 16!>>
I think the legal age should be TWENTY.
first, it would alow people to experience more of life and GROW UP before being sent off on their own.
Second, I like the "neatness" of it: "Child": birth to 12. "Teen": 13 to 19. "Adult": 20 till death.
Posted by: KHarn at October 13, 2008 6:43 PM
captian its a moonbat battle cruiser. LOCK PHASERS AND PHOTON TORPEDOS ON TARGET AND AWAIT MY COMMAND
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 13, 2008 7:31 PM
