October 14, 2008
Posted by Van Helsing at October 14, 2008 10:11 AM
I cannot seem to find the Bush Derangement Node (BDN). This is surely apart of the moonbat brain's anatomy. If I were to guess its location it would be somewhere between the Blame America synapse and the Anti-Bellum.
As a sidenote, while in graduate school for Poly-sci, I attended MIG (Model Illinois Government) where schools from around the state gathered in Springfield to run a mock government. There was a bill on the floor that was to grant bilingual language to all driver's tests (which also included bilingual signage such as in Canada). This moonbat on the left was describing how his grandmother, who has been here for 50+ years, gets confused driving as she STILL has not grasped the English language. I, as a concerned conservative, raised my hand and was recognized by the president of the senate and stated to the president, "May I request the sergeant at arms come to my friend on the other side of the isle with a mop and bucket. It seems his heart is bleeding all over." Needless to say this was not appropriate according to Robert's Rules of Order; however, the entire conservative caucus broke out in laughter and the Moonbat started to turn all shades of red. It was really neat to see.
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at October 14, 2008 10:44 AM
Oddly enough, I'm a liberal and I think that looks just about right! Now that you have the platonic form in your possession, you should start trying to live up to it.
Posted by: super doggy 55 at October 14, 2008 11:42 AM
And thats been magified several times from its natural pea size becuase their vegan diets have shrunk them down real real small
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 14, 2008 11:49 AM
I think this is funny, but it goes in the wrong direction. It is too easy to remember that the Nazi doctors actually tried to differentiate race and human value with bumps on the head (phrenology). It was tried by charlatans in this country too. Even if you dissect the brain, all you will find is diseased or normal tissue. There will not be any trace of ideas or political beliefs anywhere in the brain at either the macro or micro level. Liberals and people of different races or sexes or orientations have brains exactly the same as conservatives. It the result of endless bombardment of their senses and reason with the lies of our media, education system, and their peers and family that causes liberals to act and sound like another species. In terms of physiology, they are exactly the same.
Posted by: jim johnson at October 14, 2008 1:25 PM
Obama's "October Surprise"?
He is a politician after all...
Posted by: Cartman at October 14, 2008 1:36 PM
This election, are you hungry for change? Head on down to The One Pizzeria for the thinnest crust and the cheesiest cover stories. Undecided about what to order? Let us do the thinking for you!
Unsure about the ingredients? Don't worry; it's all big media approved. Our ovens are the best around at cooking things up. Stop and by and bite into The One.
Posted by: comet at October 14, 2008 3:13 PM
Their brains will look better after my 30.06, 150 Gr FMJ passes through them at about 2000 FPS.
Posted by: Conan at October 14, 2008 3:48 PM
Conan, man... really?
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 14, 2008 4:38 PM
Posted by: Rob Banks at October 14, 2008 4:40 PM
Comet--That's awesome man. Except I hate thin crust. Guess I'll have to bite into something with a little more substance. (you should whip up something in photoshop to go along with that slogan)....nice post
Posted by: thQUICK at October 14, 2008 6:01 PM
Jesse Jackson reminds the 86 % of Jews who are planning to vote for Obama why they are called Jewicidals. I am proud to be in the 14 %.
Posted by: mega at October 14, 2008 6:13 PM
This youtube video is a must-see. Please hit the link and go watch.
Posted by: mega at October 14, 2008 8:45 PM
Conan. That is in pretty bad taste. I suspect you are just venting since the rifle you mention is not a true voting rifle like a 7MM magnum or a 308. If you are just talking about killing liberals randomly with that 30-06, besides being against the law to talk about it much less do it, it might prevent you from doing the one thing that is useful to stop liberals. That is to vote. (Unless, of course, you live in Florida.)
Posted by: jim johnson at October 14, 2008 10:06 PM
VH, a suggestion:
When you post Open Threads, include a short sentence describing the image or video accompaniment. That way readers can Search for things they remember coming across on Moonbattery a while ago.
As it is, the lack of any text markers means that we can't Search for certain inclusions if they were posted under Open Thread.
The most important change would occur in the Middle East, where "decades of putting Israel's interests first" would end.
Jackson believes that, although "Zionists who have controlled American policy for decades" remain strong, they'll lose a great deal of their clout when Barack Obama enters the White House.
A North Kansas City couple has been left scratching their heads after they became the victims of a political scam.
Steve and Rachel Larman say a strange credit card charge appeared on their statement this month — a $2300 donation to Barack Obama’s presidential campaign. The Larman’s say they don’t want this to be about their political affiliation, but they say they’re not about to give the Obama campaign any help from their pocketbook.
They said they notified Chase, their credit card bank, to report the fraud.
“(They) said that they had seen-they were familiar with this,” said Steve Larman. “It was fraud, they believe through telemarketing but they were going to be doing some more investigations.”
The Larman’s don’t want their politics to enter into what is essentially just a fraudulent charge. But they say that the charge involves the Obama campaign adds insult to injury for the registered Republicans.
“They (Chase) kept on asking me ‘are you sure you wouldnt have gone to a site in support of Obama’,” said Rachel Larman. “And I repeatedly said ‘Im voting for McCain - I would not be going to an Obama site’.”
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 15, 2008 1:59 AM
Almost a year after two teenage girls were found dead — allegedly executed by their father — in the back seat of a taxicab in Texas, the FBI is saying for the first time that the case may have been an "honor killing."
Sarah Said, 17, and her sister Amina, 18, were killed on New Year's Day, but for nine months authorities deflected questions about whether their father — the prime suspect and the subject of a nationwide manhunt — may have targeted them because of a perceived slight upon his honor.
The girls' great-aunt, Gail Gartrell, says the girls' Egyptian-born father killed them both because he felt they disgraced the family by dating non-Muslims and acting too Western, and she called the girls' murders an honor killing from the start.
But some Muslims say that calling the case an honor killing goes too far.
"As far as we're concerned, until the motive is proven in a court of law, this is [just] a homicide," Mustafaa Carroll, the executive director of the Council of American-Islamic Relations in Dallas, told FOXNews.com.
She noted that the United Kingdom has a special police unit to deal with “honor-related violence,” and said that she hoped that the situation in the U.S. does not get to the point where that becomes necessary.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 15, 2008 2:04 AM
As far as Jesse Jackson and his Zionist comments they will just be ignored like they were when he called New York Hymietown and called Obama a nigger. Obama will just brush it off and say he Jackson isnt part of his campaign and he will be a friend of Israel or some such nonsense.
Obama is practically bullet proof with the media in the tank for him. Before Obama and his Moonbat friends in Congress are done, America will resemble Venezuela today.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 15, 2008 5:57 AM
The biggest problem isnt Obama himself, but the people that will ride his coat tails into the Whitehouse.
I wonder if this site and others like it will be shut down after Obama takes office? Or at the very least monitored and used to build an "enemies list"? What Obama and his Marxist allies could do is quite horrifying if you use your imagination. For example what would happen to those who criticize Obama is someone does something crazy? Or if there is a fake attempt to eliminate him? America could turn into North Korea, Cuba or Venezuela where anyone who criticizes Obama could end up in prison or beaten up by his brown shirts.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 15, 2008 6:09 AM
Thanks theQuick. I don't have photoshop, but feel free to use it.
Posted by: comet at October 15, 2008 11:58 AM