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October 16, 2008
Obama Blames Fox News for His Elitist Reputation
The liberal elite's arugula-munching messiah blames Fox News for voters' perception that he's not exactly one of the guys. The Ivy Leaguer whines:
I am convinced that if there were no Fox News, I might be two or three points higher in the polls. […] Because the way I'm portrayed 24/7 is as a freak! I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal. Who wants somebody like that?
Not me, all I want is to cling to my guns and my Bible.
Hat tip: NewsBusters, on a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 16, 2008 7:45 AM
Comments
I bet there are quite a few 'FNCs' That One would like to disappear. Isn't it weird how liberals go after the first amendment first.
Posted by: bill-tb at October 16, 2008 7:56 AM
" I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal. Who wants somebody like that?"
Apparently 50% of the voters right about now. Unfortunately.
He forgot arugula eater.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 16, 2008 8:09 AM
Yeah, shame on Fox News for not toeing the line and praising The One without question, and for not burying any story or opinion that would be "inconvenient." I'm sure they'll be dealt with when the Ministry of Truth is formed in February of 2009.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at October 16, 2008 8:24 AM
I can live with "latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal."
It's the iron-handed, pro late-term abortion, capitolist-smashing, revolutionary socialist, terrorist-loving, Acorn-contributing, tax Joe Plumber out of business, white-hating leftist that I object to.
Didn't get that from Fox, either Senator. That came out of my own, gun-clinging, racist (according to John Murtha), capitalist, Ted Nugent-style brain.
Posted by: matt at October 16, 2008 10:56 AM
If i were to die and be reincarnated as a bird and if i took a dump on OBAMAS head would they stick me in a cage for life?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 16, 2008 11:49 AM
Uh, you guys know that GWB is an "Ivy-leaguer" too, right?
Posted by: Chelsea at October 17, 2008 2:07 AM
" I am the latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberal. Who wants somebody like that?"
Wow Senator Pampers, you are at last coming to terms with who you are. You are obviously making great progress in therapy. Good for you! Now let's work on your need for external validation. The constant need to seek approval...well...it's embarrassing.
Posted by: shtuey at October 19, 2008 4:51 PM
