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October 21, 2008
Kostard Wonders If Obama Might Be Jesus
A Daily Kos screwball puts forth the theory that Jesus Christ has returned as a slippery Marxist punk whom the left-wing media is trying to install in the White House:
What if all of the religious nuts were bashing the second coming of their Christ and they didn't even know it? Fathered by a Kenyan Muslim profit who left after his task was done. To seed a woman who in the heartland of America(a country who "is losing its way"). Then takes him on a journey of awaking across the world, then back home to spread the word of the lord through a process of education an then actions in the community.
From their own juvenile and depraved point of view, suggesting that Obama might be Jesus is probably the greatest compliment Nutroots moonbats have ever paid Christianity.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit, on a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 21, 2008 9:04 PM
Comments
Another Biblically illiterate leftist spews forth nonsense about Christianity. Don't worry; when Jesus returns, you'll know it.
Posted by: PabloD at October 21, 2008 10:08 PM
Hell, no. That KOS idiot can't even spell "Prophet," and as I recall, Obama's deadbeat dad was definitely not a prophet.
While the poster's right about America losing its way, what he neglects to mention is that a big part of the reason why that is happening is because of liberals promoting every kind of debauchery and godlessness known to man.
Why would the second coming of Christ come from a Muslim father? For that matter, why would the second coming of Christ be such a big supporter of Socialism/ Communism, a system of government under which millions of Christ's followers were persecuted, tortured and killed for refusing to deny their faith and become atheists? It would be like Moses or Esther being fans of Nazism.
Moronic threads like that perfectly demonstrate how ultra- liberals know nothing about the Bible.
Posted by: Adam at October 22, 2008 4:47 AM
The funniest part is this part:
"Fathered by a Kenyan Muslim profit who left after his task was done."
PROFIT? It should be PROPHET, but hard core moonbats are not know for being all that intelligent. They know just enough to be dangerous and spend most of their time in a drug induced semi-conscious state.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 22, 2008 4:48 AM
Adam, that was weird! Two people thinking the same thing about the PROFIT - a minute apart. And the rest is right on the money. Obama is a wolf in sheeps clothing - and the sheeple caught in his gaze are days away from getting smacked in the forehead with Obama's meat hammer.
Maybe this theory is true???
http://www.exitmundi.nl/exitmundi.htm
Posted by: Anonymous at October 22, 2008 4:52 AM
Witness this, my friends, think about it, take it to heart:
The "reality-based community" has what it takes to accept the Antichrist. No, not saying Obama is, but the mindset of the "religious is the mass opiate" crowd is full of potential for receiving whoever gets to occupy that chair.
Posted by: Conservigilant at October 22, 2008 4:55 AM
conservigilant - he could be a type or shadow of the a.c. - a test case so to speak. whatever, this whole election has nothing but bad jujus written all over it.
"And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."
2 cor 11:14
Posted by: nanc at October 22, 2008 5:51 AM
I've just subscribed to the Diversity Lane comic strip. These characters make the Addams family look like the Cleavers
Posted by: James McEnanly at October 22, 2008 5:55 AM
From what the nutjob wrote:
The bible says "the lord shall come as a man whom blind followers will not see".
I got dinner at Ruth's Chris Steak House for anyone who can cite the chapter and verse in the Bible where that phrase appears.
Posted by: V the K at October 22, 2008 6:06 AM
The story sounds more like Joseph Campbell as read by Saul Alinsky than like Matthew, Mark Luke and John. The Kossack is educated well beyond his intelligence, to the point of total uselessness.
Posted by: James McEnanly at October 22, 2008 6:18 AM
This just shows the spiritual void in liberals
Posted by: JamesJ at October 22, 2008 6:28 AM
Is it surprising that the author is “not a religious person"?
technically his assertion (from a non believer) would fit the assertion in the end of days.
"will come a day when one world leader will rise to power who will be the embodiment of evil, one who is empowered and directed by the devil himself."
as one site puts it... and the antichrist will come before the second coming of THE Christ.
given that we learn from hollyweird, we skew towards the idea that anti means antipolar, meaning the opposite.
however, anti can also mean "instead of" or "a substitute" - or as theologians may put it "false christ".
technically a person who is not religious putting up someone as the potential christ would probably be asserting a false christ, and not THE Christ.
"this first beast will set himself up in direct opposition to Christ, falsely pledging to give Israel the land, bringing about peace for the first three and one half years of the tribulation period. For this reason, many evangelicals believe this first beast to be the Antichrist."
[a long time ago the socialists learned to couch their stuff in the terms of EDENIC utopia, not some other kind. from Crosby stills nash and young singing
"Got to get back to the land, set my soul free.
We are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon,
and we got to get ourselves back to the garden."
so invariably they will create things to fit the myth, and use this aganst those who believe it (whether it be myth or not, who knows? as there is no way to assert either way).
Revelations 13:2-10: "And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority. And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast. And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with him? And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven. And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations. And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. If any man have an ear, let him hear. He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints."
the dragon (maoist socialism?) gave him his power... an assasination attempt... maoist socialism gives him power... he talks blaspemies (you will have a ray of light...) and no one will oppose or question it... no other country would fight a war against him to stop him...
the action will start in the last six months of his term... (creating the circumstance to avoide losing an election that would remove him). even biden is saying such... but on an earlier time scale...
he will abolish religion or denude it of substane while its shell exists. he will over come them. he will usurp more power to dictate how children are educated, so as to dictate how they will turn out later... (helpless and begging with no hope, like the masses in hell).
he will institute the internal passport... everhyones movements and work and money will be controlled, those who refuse will be killed as enemies of the state by circumstances as they will not be able to purchase food or things unless they accept the passport which will be used to mediate travel, earnings, and control what one eats since medical will be part of the states power...
ultimately the end will come as they act. he is ultimately sacrificial as his actions will lead him to an end as he led others to that end... (which is why people previously thought hitler might be it - but such is the way even for those not so lofty in hell).
the best course of action is to be patient, lay low and not let the beast see you.
thats pretty much one interpretation that a person could draw... (it was fun)... there are of course otehrs... especvially if your religious lesons come from hollyweird.
if you read on though, you will get the impression that this false prophet is actually clearing the way for a second beast that will praise the first beast... i guess the new ruler will praise the person for changing the state from individual freedom to hell spawned collectivist where they have absolute power over all souls that are alive.
the False Prophet is described in terms such that he will look like a lamb (Christ) but speak like a dragon (Satan). The role of this second beast is to support the first beast - the political leader. The authority that this False Prophet claims is derived from Satan and the political leader. His role is to cause the inhabitants of the earth to worship the first beast, thus fulfilling the third part of the false trinity.
all kinds of interesting things... but by playing to it, the people act out their roles without realizing it.
interesting stuff... :)
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 22, 2008 6:36 AM
Uh, don't think the Real Deal would approve of late-term abortion much less any abortion. The Obamanator is just a type and certainly no more than a puppet, much less a "profit" prophet, (no profit in that guy for sure). He might end up being one of the 10 "kings" of the world who will share power with the antichrist "for one hour" (metaphorically speaking) as mentioned in John's Revelation, but it's a tad early for all that.
btw, since we're on the biblical...
"The Lord shall come as a thief in the night" (Thessalonians and Peter) and why is that? Because the world will already think Christ is HERE, i.e. they'll be worshipping antichrist. Big bad surprise for the deceived, not a surprise for those who know better.
Posted by: fellowes at October 22, 2008 6:39 AM
And CHARLES MANSON had his folowers convinced he was jesus becuase their minds were so numbed on dope and woodstock concert overkill he had them easly do what he wanted
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 22, 2008 6:45 AM
VtheK, he might be thinking of "Behold, I shall come as a thief in the night".
Though of course Obama is coming as a thief in broad daylight, and he isn't using it as a metaphor for stealing your heart. He just wants your money.
Posted by: Archonix at October 22, 2008 9:38 AM
In general, I don't buy into the "Left Behind" interpretations of the Book of Revelation. I used to think, "If the Rapture did happen, wouldn't that be a big freakin' clue to the people who didn't get raptured? How could anyone deny that something incredible had happened?"
But seeing how depraved the anti-religious left has gotten, I think it could happen. There are millions of faux-Christians, including BH Obama. So, they would say, "Hey, it's not the Rapture. We're still here (chuckle, chuckle). And it's kind of intolerant toward other beliefs to think the mass disappearance of Christians proves that their religion was right. So, let's just move on and forget it happened. In the meantime, let me redistribute all the money and stuff they left behind."
Like I said, I am not a believer in a literal Rapture and Second Coming taking place in the manner usually described. But looking at what's coming, I'd love to bail on this place.
Posted by: V the K at October 22, 2008 10:16 AM
"In general, I don't buy into the "Left Behind" interpretations of the Book of Revelation. I used to think, "If the Rapture did happen, wouldn't that be a big freakin' clue to the people who didn't get raptured? How could anyone deny that something incredible had happened?""
Well, as I recall from the Left Behind Series (I read the first 3 books of the series), while some of the people who didn't get Raptured realized what had happened and got saved (i.e. the main characters of the books), a lot of the rest of the nonbelievers found various ways to explain it away, saying it was a natural phenomenon or alien abduction or something. Plus, as you noted, some of the phony Christians felt it couldn't be the Rapture because they were still there.
I wouldn't call Obama the Antichrist (I'd imagine the Antichrist's popularity when he arrives will make Obama's current cult of personality look insignificant in comparison), but I could see him as helping to pave the way for it.
Posted by: Adam at October 22, 2008 10:49 AM
What if the anti-Christ isn't a physical person? What if it's a concept, like secular socialism?
Posted by: V the K at October 22, 2008 11:57 AM
the rapture was the idea of a 13 year old girl... and is not really a bible doctrine except among some protestant groups...
V the K, its a physcial person that embodies a concept... like jesus was a physical person who embodied a concept.
if one were to look at the masses in a communist state, one could imagine the politicos as the demons, and the people as the lost souls, and how they live to be the constant fire of the anguish of the actions of their own sins (turning away from god, morals, and allowing socialism to come to power).
looked abstractly, its scarier than the literal interpretations... which is why the left always tries to make it seem silly by making it concrete, so that you get lost in the materialist view (communism) and forget the abstract spiritual lesson.
its like a zen koan and the wrong answers that sound so right to a pleb.
there was a monk crossing a field, when a tiger showed itself. the monk seeking not to be eaten runs for a cliff, grabs a branch and hangs out of the tigers reach. safe for a moment, he looks around... below him, he sees another tiger... ont he branch he sees a mouse gnawing to cut the branch... and growing out of the hill a strawberry... plucking the strawberry, he eats, saying "delicious".
the reply from a leftist..
man.. that guy probably wasnt a greenie like me, so the lions didnt know that he was their freind. but you wouldnt get me in that situatino, i am alergic to strawberries.
sound about right?
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 22, 2008 12:26 PM
Historicly, I would place "the end of the world" as the era between 1910 to the late 1940s. The two world wars, the Great Depression, the fall of the empires, the rise of the criminal gangs, ect. pretty well matches the most popular predictions and descriptions of "Armageddon".
The Rapture however, is something I haven't bothered to nail down.
Posted by: KHarn at October 22, 2008 4:30 PM
Chucky manson was a big time ENVIROMENTALIST in fact when SQUEAKY FROME was asked why she tried to shoot GERALD FORD she said I DID IT FOR THE TREES
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 22, 2008 7:39 PM
For the christians amongst us I'd recommend reading a book called End Times Fiction by Gary DeMar. It demonstrates why the modern "left behind" rapture-tribulation theology is scripturally unsound.
Posted by: Archonix at October 23, 2008 4:28 AM

