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October 30, 2008
HuffPo Moonbat Pokes 222 Holes in Lesbian Lover
Maybe we ought to elect Barack Obama after all. If we don't turn the country over to moonbats, they might get mad — and as Carol Burger demonstrates, progressives can get pretty scary when they're angry.
A Nutroots Obamunist who has been covering the election for the Huffington Post, Burger was "disgusted with the U.S." and considered moving to Panama or Mexico. She recently blew her top at a former lesbian lover and stabbed her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
Carol and her victim Jessica Kalish were "married" and shared a house, despite having broken up years previously — just another happy liberal variation on the boring old tradition family. She dumped the body and cleaned up the murder scene in an attempt to hide the crime, but soon blew her brains out, leaving Obama with one less vote in swing state Florida.
On tips from Wiggins, J, Matt L, Burning Hot, and V the K. Hat tips: BelchSpeak, Confederate Yankee.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 30, 2008 7:05 AM
Comments
"I want you to get in their faces!"
Mission accomplished, Mr. Teleprompter Jesus.
Posted by: MikeO at October 30, 2008 7:23 AM
222 times? I wonder if she was counting or just came up with number like that by chance? At one one stab per second it took close to 4 minutes to do that. WOW. She was totally hard core!
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2008 7:23 AM
Actually, thats 2 less votes.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2008 7:37 AM
What a maroon. Good thing she didn't keep guns in the house, eh?
Posted by: Corona at October 30, 2008 7:38 AM
Not to worry. Obama will be proposing legislation to ban screwdrivers (and facilitate the suing of screwdriver manufacturers) in the near future.
Posted by: ent at October 30, 2008 7:53 AM
Oh, they probably both already voted. . .
Posted by: Sotosoroto at October 30, 2008 7:53 AM
Or they still can...
Posted by: Beef at October 30, 2008 8:00 AM
She voted 222 times. My oh my look at all those hanging chads!
Posted by: Corona at October 30, 2008 8:14 AM
one more reason to take homosexuality seriously.
Posted by: nanc at October 30, 2008 8:14 AM
Is that what Dave Bowman in 2001 meant when he said "Its full of stars..."
She should have used a flat blade screwdriver - much lesss resistance when punching thru the skin.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2008 8:48 AM
I'm sure she'll still get her chance to vote, again and again and again...
Posted by: Chad at October 30, 2008 8:57 AM
This is another murder without a gun. People kill with everything. They smother with pillows, they kick with feet, they have used frozen fish, nylon socks full of quarters, etc. The one thing that is certain is that people will always find a way to kill somebody. Banning guns is not a solution. It just takes away protection.
Posted by: jim johnson at October 30, 2008 9:01 AM
Proves to me how just insane you have to be to write for such a nutty and hateful website such as she did. Not to mention her lifestyle of "love".
Posted by: Cartman at October 30, 2008 9:13 AM
Bye Bye Moonbat.
Posted by: Nick at October 30, 2008 9:29 AM
I feel sorry for both the perpetrator and the victim. Trying to fill the spiritual void in your life with politics and medication just doesn't work. Saving grace is available to all who seek it. It's a tragedy that so many choose to deny it.
Posted by: V the K at October 30, 2008 9:40 AM
Homosexuals have a brain chemistry imbalance - thats what makes them go nuts like this. Just look at Barney Frank. Its only a matter of time before he opens his "tool" box.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2008 9:41 AM
Tonight on ABC: When Lesbians Attack
Posted by: Anonymous at October 30, 2008 9:57 AM
V the K wrote:
"(...) Saving grace is available to all who seek it. It's a tragedy that so many choose to deny it."
Grace available?
where can I get me some grace?
is the operator standing by to spread some grace?
What is this grace you speak of and what exactly are its saving properties?
Name some names, if you will.
Posted by: Ludvig von Mises at October 30, 2008 10:53 AM
Maybe Burger caught her lover "screwing around"?
Posted by: Stogie at October 30, 2008 10:56 AM
LOL Stogie, bad but funny
Posted by: RFalaska at October 30, 2008 11:12 AM
Would that be considered a hate crime then? As opposed to a 'I really really like you' crime?
Posted by: Chad at October 30, 2008 11:46 AM
Ludvig,
There are no names. There is only one name that provides the grace of which V the K speaks.
Jesus Christ.
But, I suspect you knew that already. You just choose to mock.
Posted by: Richard C. at October 30, 2008 12:58 PM
Chad.
Would that be considered a hate crime then? As opposed to a 'I really really like you' crime?
No. That is above in the Barney Frank section!
Posted by: jim johnson at October 30, 2008 1:23 PM
Man, I wanted to make some comments, but you guys are covering this real well.
I esp. like the "hate crime" point. If a gay stabs another gay two hundred and twenty two times (think about that) because they are spurned by their lover over another gay, then it's not a hate crime.
If putting a screwdriver to someone 222 times isn't a hate crime, then I suggest we take that stupid law off the books.
Posted by: matt at October 30, 2008 3:12 PM
"She should have used a flat blade screwdriver - much lesss resistance when punching thru the skin.
"Anonymous at October 30, 2008 8:48 AM"
And you know that HOW?
Corona;
The artical says that she "blew her brains out", easier to do with a gun than with a screwdriver.
Posted by: KHarn at October 30, 2008 3:49 PM
Reminds me of what Fat Tony said to Homer Simpson once: "I don't get mad; I get stabby!"
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2008 6:26 PM
"...leaving Obama with one less vote in swing state Florida."
Ummmm... actually TWO less votes.
May God rest both of their souls, no matter how misguided.
Posted by: Jimbo at October 30, 2008 9:55 PM
And I gotta say - being in the middle of the Specific Ocean is NOT a 'bloggers' paradise. By the time I'm off work you Mainlanders are all in bed.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jimbo at October 30, 2008 9:59 PM
How is it easier to punch thru skin with a flat blade screwdrive? Simply physics. The flat blade acts as wedge whereas with a philips head is blunted with no sharp knife and distributes the pressure over a wider area - like edge press both into your own skin and see which one hurts more. Dont push too hard!
Its like knowing that a piece of piano wire can cut off a human head whereas a piece of electrical cord would be much tougher. The Japs taught us all about that in Dubya Dubya Two.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 31, 2008 5:28 AM
