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October 30, 2008
HuffPo Moonbat Pokes 222 Holes in Lesbian Lover
Posted by Dave Blount at October 30, 2008 7:05 AM
Maybe we ought to elect Barack Obama after all. If we don't turn the country over to moonbats, they might get mad — and as Carol Burger demonstrates, progressives can get pretty scary when they're angry.
A Nutroots Obamunist who has been covering the election for the Huffington Post, Burger was "disgusted with the U.S." and considered moving to Panama or Mexico. She recently blew her top at a former lesbian lover and stabbed her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
Carol and her victim Jessica Kalish were "married" and shared a house, despite having broken up years previously — just another happy liberal variation on the boring old tradition family. She dumped the body and cleaned up the murder scene in an attempt to hide the crime, but soon blew her brains out, leaving Obama with one less vote in swing state Florida.
On tips from Wiggins, J, Matt L, Burning Hot, and V the K. Hat tips: BelchSpeak, Confederate Yankee.
