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October 2, 2008

Gwen Ifill's Palin Questions Leaked

PBS's Gwen Awful — the financially interested hard core Obamunist chosen as an impartial moderator in tonight's VP debate — has a security problem: her questions for Sarah Palin have been leaked. A few examples, via Mother, May I Sleep With Treacher:

Mayor Palin, Barack Obama is a handsome, charismatic demigod. How many boxes of Kleenex will you need after your crushing loss?
Mayor, you talk funny and you own a tanning bed. Why haven't you released Trig's birth certificate?
Mayor, what are the names, ages, and blood types of all 71 members of the Belgian Senate? And why are you unwilling to admit that your inability to instantly produce any and every fact I demand makes you unfit to stand in the way of history?

…and one for Plugs Biden:

Senator, you've spoken at length. Could you please continue?

In a mirror-image alternate universe where the media establishment is made up of Obama's detractors, Jerome Corsi is serving as the objective moderator.

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Gwen Awful demonstrates the Obamatron death grip she'll use on Saracuda.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 2, 2008 7:28 AM

Comments

Sound's fair and balanced to me. Except maybe a bit rough on Biden. She should ask him if he wants a glass of water before continuing.

Posted by: Lyle at October 2, 2008 7:52 AM

Don't count Saracuda out of this one yet. She's going to surprise a lot of people tonight.

Posted by: Naqamel at October 2, 2008 7:59 AM

I hope so.

Posted by: Adam at October 2, 2008 8:17 AM

Speaking of leaked questions, I had the distinct impression that Oblabla had seen the questions beforehand in the presidential debate. He seemed altogether rehearsed, when in past impromptu settings, he couldn't speak ten words without uh-ing, ah-ing, or outright stuttering. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him the questions; in fact, I would be surprised if they didn't give him the questions. Libs have no shame.

Watch for it tonight. Biden would normally be incapable of speaking for this length of time without some major gaffes.

Posted by: ent at October 2, 2008 8:30 AM

This is for real? The title of her book (Age of Obama) suggests he has alrady won the election.
She stands to reap a large pay cheque if Obama wins... any chance the questions have been handed over to the Obama camp?

Posted by: John at October 2, 2008 9:51 AM

http://carlosechevarria.blogspot.com/2008/10/sarahcuda-vs-gaffe-machine.html

SarahCuda is going to unleash the Pit Bull on Uncle Joe Bin Biden's, D-Tehran, ass...

Posted by: Carlos Echevarria at October 2, 2008 10:40 AM

I'd almost be willing to lay money down on it that they were, John.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 2, 2008 10:40 AM