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October 8, 2008
Global Warming Hoaxer Paul Crutzen: Economic Crisis Not All Bad
As the economic crisis brings us to the edge of a depression, moonbats are rubbing their hands with glee. Chirps Paul Crutzen, who won a Nobel Prize for his environmentalist research:
It's a cruel thing to say … but if we are looking at a slowdown in the economy, there will be less fossil fuels burning, so for the climate it could be an advantage.
Crutzen is paid to pretend that fossil fuels don't just heat your house, but the whole planet, which liberals see as a bad thing, despite the threat of a mini ice age.
Fortunately, economic depression — which would be the inevitable result of implementing the environmental agenda — is not the only solution to the phantom global warming menace. Crutzen has suggested recreating hell on earth in another way:
He believes that dispersing 1 million tons of sulfur into the stratosphere each year, either on balloons or in rockets, would deflect sunlight and cool the planet.
We already have some sulfur in the air; it comes down as acid rain, which eats statues and buildings in addition to poisoning plants and fish. But Crutzen says not to worry about that.
Even for an environmentalist mad scientist, economic collapse does have one drawback:
[T]hings may get worse if there is less money available for research and that would be serious.
With his funding potentially threatened, Crutzen catches a glimpse of reality: modern environmentalism is a frivolous fad that only people with more money than they know what to do with can afford.

On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 8, 2008 11:05 AM
Comments
Sounds just like those radicals from the eco terrorists group EARTH FIRST i regular extremists and maybe having a movie contract heading his way the kind of extremists who sounds in the same mold AL GORE and DAVID SUZUKI came from and wehn RED TED TURNER was trying to brainwash kids with crap like CAPTIAN PLANET
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 8, 2008 11:23 AM
Captain Planet? I preferred Captain Cave Man! All I remember is that he was short covered with hair and carried a big club and yelled "Captainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Caaaaaaaaaave Mannnnnnnnnnn!!!"
Posted by: Anonymous at October 8, 2008 11:34 AM
Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels? Man, the cartoon girls in that were hot!
http://www.animated-cartoons.net/images/CaptainCaveman_D295/captaincaveman.jpg
Posted by: Anonymous at October 8, 2008 11:37 AM
SUZUKI? I never pay attention to guys named after cheap Jap motorcycles.
In a few years they will be screaming about the coming ice age and putting black soot on the caps to absorb heat from the sun to warm us up.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 8, 2008 11:42 AM
CAPTIAN CAVMAN RULES and CAPTIAN PLANET DROLLS
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 8, 2008 1:08 PM
The hair on his head is nothing. You should see how much hair is inside his head!
Let's hope his sulfur idea never gets beyond his personal delusion stage. It would be a supremely bad idea as we have no idea what the long-term effects might be, aside from the world of computer models.
Any student of science should know that warm is better for agriculture than is cold.
Is this moron ready to take the responsibility of famines if he is wrong and we put too much sulfur (I believe volcanoes inject sulfur into the atmosphere as sulfur dioxide aerosols) into the atmosphere?
What happens if he gets his wish and then Mother Nature follows up with a Mt. Tambora-magnitude explosion?
[Maybe that is his ulterior motive, to produce conditions that cause the Earth's population to shrink.]
Posted by: on-the-rocks at October 8, 2008 1:39 PM
Well, he's a European. Europeans are gloating about our so-called "collapse" and can barely restrain the excitement of their schadenfreude.
It is only now, slowly, entering their neuron pathways that they are as screwed as we are. It will even more slowly occur to them that, actually, Europe will be much more screwed than America in the long-term as deleveraging its way around the world.
Watch and savor the moment as the European Union withers away, rendered what it already is: a name, an office building, and a bureaucracy, in charge of nothing.
Posted by: mega at October 8, 2008 1:51 PM
Dentures and a comb?
Why would a horses ass need dentures and a comb?
Posted by: Anonymous at October 8, 2008 3:02 PM
He thinks it's a good thing that the economy's in trouble?
A couple months ago, I lost my job because the problems with our economy forced the relatively small hardware store I worked for to make budget cuts! At least one other coworker of mine was also let go at the same time, and I just found out today that many of the employees still there have had their hours cut back for the same reason!
You gonna tell me that's a good thing, Crutzen?
Posted by: Adam at October 8, 2008 3:06 PM
"[Maybe that is his ulterior motive, to produce conditions that cause the Earth's population to shrink.]"
That HAS been suggested by certain Liberals (No need to point the finger, they know who they are)
You're right, MEGA, the EU had invested a lot in the American mortgage industry when it was booming and now they're hurting. I gave the EU 15-20 years at best after they started, but now
Posted by: KHarn at October 8, 2008 3:09 PM
Maybe we should tell them that when oil becomes too expensive, people burn wood.
got that greenies. they chop down live trees and burn them for FREE... or they buy 4 cords and get that dirt cheap. their houses are not generally made to burn it efficiently because they used to use oil, and so they waste most of it to get the same heat... but its FREE...
so not only will MORE stuff go into the air since trees are 1/6th as efficient as oil in the BEST cases... it will also take a live carbon scrubber out of service for a 100 or more years.
Greenie points are not that green...
meanwhile, anyone search and find out what the green libertarian party is?
oh those fun greenies, they dont knwo what they are supporting, do they?
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 8, 2008 4:37 PM
Yep, Kharn, that's what I was thinking - European banks and investors are very exposed to bad mortgage debt in the US. In addition, some European country economies stand to get crushed in the event of a severe slowdown in US consumer spending, which now seems to be getting started, due to their overreliance on exports to the US.
The same is, of course, true of developing economies. Was it not 3 weeks ago that we were hearing about how the BRIC economies were immune to the US? They are collapsing much faster and deeper than the US stock market. Certainly wouldn't want to be a holder of Russian equities right now.
But of course, the best news is the extreme shock being experienced in the OPEC countries. Not only are some of them major MBS holders; oil is in a near-freefall. I have a feeling we won't be seeing too much smugness from Venezuela starting in a couple weeks.
So there is some upside. Not enough upside to feel good about a situation that's hurting a lot of good people here in the US, but the fact is, some of our enemies are taking full body-slams right now. We are strong and tough enough to get through this, but they may not be.
This crisis may be the thing that finally knocks oil back to $30 a barrel and keeps it there. It sounds far-fetched, but we're already half-way there.
Posted by: mega at October 8, 2008 4:45 PM
Europe is in deep doodoo right now, and in the long term it's even deeper because of their demographic problem. We will at least have some young people to carry on.
The only good things that may come out of a credit and economic collapse would be that all relatively sane people will see the environuttery for what it is, and the EU will either be marginalized or abandoned altogether.
Posted by: forest at October 8, 2008 5:17 PM
Obviously, this crisis has been long in the making and has been growing steadily worse, but I find it more than a little suspicious that the crap finally hit the fan just six weeks before the election. We knew that Fannie and Freddie had been hiding billions in losses four years ago. Why did it take until now to explode?
Posted by: ent at October 8, 2008 10:11 PM
I just hope some crazy Moonbat scientist doesnt try and pull a "12 Monkeys" on us. If youve seen the movie - if it happened for real it would mean the end of the human race since Im not counting on time travel to save us.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 9, 2008 5:08 AM
"Maybe we should tell them that when oil becomes too expensive, people burn wood."
Agreed. Did you know that the famous Vienna Woods was wipped out after World War One because the Austrians needed fuel? It would be a shame to see out state and national forests go down the memory hole.
Posted by: KHarn at October 9, 2008 2:50 PM

