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October 20, 2008
Giant Squirrel Attempts to Save Our Democracy
It's reached the point where the voice of reason comes from some guy in a squirrel costume. From Ohio, where Obamunists have been indulging in voter fraud on an industrial scale:
A man who was dressed in a squirrel costume was escorted from the Ohio Statehouse steps on Monday morning while Gov. Ted Strickland, U.S. Sen. Sherrod Brown and [Columbus] Mayor Michael Coleman were discussing negative campaigning by Republicans.
The squirrel held up a sign that said, "Don't Let Obama + ACORN Steal Ohio."
Coleman's response:
I say to Sen. McCain and those backing him in the way they do things to stop squirreling around and start being straight with voters. We ought to be tired of the ridiculousness we're seeing here.
Yet it's Democrats and their taxpayer-financed ACORN brownshirts who have been squirreling away phony registrations by the hundreds of thousands. The reason people aren't tired of the ridiculousness is that the demise of democracy in America is barely being reported, even though Democrat officials in Ohio admit that a third of the state's 600,000 new voter registrations include "discrepancies." The Supremes, however, don't seem to see this as a problem, having overruled a lower court that tried to do something about the massive fraud being facilitated by Democrat Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner.

On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 20, 2008 8:31 PM
Comments
Go magical giant squirrel! Kick that Lord of the Socialist Pit's scrawny butt!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 20, 2008 10:37 PM
what's more retarded McCain's campaign or Trig Palin?
Posted by: Anonymous at October 20, 2008 11:11 PM
Anon - third choice; YOU.
Dipshit.
Posted by: Jimbo at October 20, 2008 11:15 PM
trig palin is the whore jr. kid not momma whores kid.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 20, 2008 11:24 PM
And yet another Obama supporter shows us all the true meaning of tolerance, diversity, and 'caring'. Sigh.
So predictable. Remember, kid, the toes go in FIRST in your jackboots, and the armband goes on the LEFT side.
Posted by: hiram at October 21, 2008 1:08 AM
Hmm...I think I just identified another category for my list:
7. The spoiled suburban child dreams of riots and revolution from their postered bedrooms in their parent's 3,000 sq. ft. ranch-style home. They often write poetry documenting how terrible they feel their sheltered, pampered lives are. Although they cling bitterly to i-pods, laptop computers, and left-wing blogs, the misguided child longs for Che to install a Communist government over them. The spoiled suburban child has never been required to mow the lawn or clean the gutters for their allowance.
Males: Look for eye-liner, jet-black hair, multiple armbands, obscure band t-shirts, and ridiculously ugly 'skinny' jeans. The spoiled suburban child may have multiple facial piercings.
Females: Same as males except the female will also glorify self-cutting, although they may not personally attempt this behavior.
Although they claim to be non-conformist, there are strict rules towards dress and demeanor, and failure to conform to these rules will result in the spoiled suburban child being labeled as a 'poser'.
Posted by: Harris at October 21, 2008 3:05 AM
Anonymous cowardly trolls always remind us of the class of people that make up the left.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2008 3:23 AM
Hiram: "So predictable. Remember, kid, the toes go in FIRST in your jackboots, and the armband goes on the LEFT side."
I'd be ROFLMAO... if it wasn't true...
Posted by: Murff at October 21, 2008 3:42 AM
I thought even ultra- libs were tired of repeating the "Trig is Bristol's baby" lie, now that it's been so thoroughly debunked. I guess some of the especially disturbed ones still cling to that rumor and wish it were true.
Posted by: Adam at October 21, 2008 3:57 AM
Harris, after my father died my mother married a guy who has 3 or 4 grandchildren who fit the spoiled suburban rebel mold exactly. I dont look forward to family gatherings with that side of the family.
As for the anonymous troll - actually everyone here is anonymous. Who really knows who anyone here really is. But the comment about Trig reveals alot about a person whether or not they take the type to type in a Name at the top.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2008 4:43 AM
Who really knows who anyone here really is.
Some of us link to our own blogs, which have emails and stuff. Of course, we don't make comments that are so sub-human we have to post anonymously.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2008 5:35 AM
I wonder why they never make such comments about the freakish leftist protestors who routinely dress up in ridiculous costumes to attack anyone not on the left?
If there were groups on the right filing fake voter registration forms and casting multiple votes per person, you can be sure this assclown would be singing a different tune.
Corruption is ok, as long as its those on the left doing --- apparently.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 21, 2008 5:50 AM
Just thought some of the historians on here might be interested to hear this quote from Alexander Hamilton in The Federalist Papers:
"...nothing could be more ill-judged than that intolerant spirit which has, at all times, characterized political parties. For in politics, as in religion, it is equally absurd to aim at making proselytes by fire and sword. Heresies in either can rarely be cured by persecution."
And that's why those of us on Moonbattery have the respect not to go trolling on Liberal blogs, and also because we understand the rights of free speech and assembly. And we'll fight to protect them as well*. Hoo-Rah!
*yes, so even you trolls can have the right to spew your venom at us and others on a daily basis
Posted by: Murff at October 21, 2008 5:51 AM
The right really does need its own version of ACORN, except, you know, one that doesn't break the law.
Posted by: V the K at October 21, 2008 6:07 AM
Hmmm the squrrel knows a heck of a lot more then to the rest of the nuts running loose in OHIO thats quit interesting AND DONT GIVE UP LITTLE SQURREL START EXPOSING THOSE BAD NUTS FROM ONE IRRATE SHOREBIRD WITH A ATTATUDE SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 21, 2008 6:42 AM
A lot of the trolling is coming from kids who are fond of posting on the /b/ board at 4Chan.org. It's a cesspool of wanna-be anarchy and leftist drivel. Regularly the subjects of conversation there are raids on other sites, public humiliation of teenagers online, beastiality, and kiddie porn. So... y'know... consider the source. Trig Palin is a constant source of ridicule on a site whose members regularly encourage other members to commit suicide. It's kind of like a neatly packaged microcausm of the problems of the Left.
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 21, 2008 6:51 AM
I have to say, the pure hatred and cruelty that comes from the left these days is really scary, and depressing. Ever since their teachers told them about moral relativity, they feel like anything they say or do is perfectly okay. They'll say "so and so said that so I can say this", it's all morally equivalent, right?
And I can't believe this person actually tried to tell us some kind of sob story about it's life. As if that means it has a reason to be so vicious to other people. Like we would say "awww, you poor wittle thing, go ahead and call her baby retarded, that's okay, that's okay, mama's here". Wow.
Behold the future. It's not exactly warm and fuzzy.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at October 21, 2008 7:18 AM
Here's a statement of fact for the left wing trolls:
Trig Palin is more qualified to be President than Barackito Mussobama.
Posted by: Naqamel at October 21, 2008 7:28 AM
Liberals, like anonymous, are abject cowards
Posted by: JamesJ at October 21, 2008 8:05 AM
It's easy to be brave from the comfort of your parent's house.
Posted by: Harris at October 21, 2008 8:17 AM
I'm glad to see someone in Ohio has got the nuts to call for truth.
Posted by: theQUICK at October 21, 2008 2:14 PM

