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October 30, 2008
Erica Jong on the Verge of an Obamunist Breakdown
It's nice to know that those of us who still believe in this country aren't the only ones terrified of how the election will turn out. Remember the feminist soft-core porn novelist Erica Jong? She and her moonbatty friends seem be having nervous breakdowns:
My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.
My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.
Erica and the gang are upset because the last two elections were stolen by the "Republican Mafia" — and evidently our voting machines are still rigged.
If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.
Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act.
I'd heard rumors that Keith Olbermann might finally be carted off to Bellevue by the men in white coats, but not that reporters were being imprisoned — except of course in the sort of socialist hellholes America will emulate if Obama is able to inflict Change.
Ambitious in her moonbattery, Jong claims she has "taken the place of Susan Sontag" — the utterly unhinged liberal elitist who proclaimed that "the white race is the cancer of human history." No doubt Sontag would be a big Obama supporter too. Here's how she reacted to 9/11:
Where is the acknowledgment that this was not a "cowardly" attack on "civilization" or "liberty" or "humanity" or "the free world" but an attack on the world's self-proclaimed superpower, undertaken as a consequence of specific American alliances and actions?
Jong's reaction was nearly as progressive:
I have always had fantasies of New York felled by nuclear bombs, flooded by rising sea level, toppled by meteors if not by terrorists. I always knew our grandeur might well be fleeting. […] I have always been able to imagine a crater where New York City used to be. Now everyone else can imagine it too.
There's no need to imagine a crater where our culture used to be, thanks to our intelligentsia being dominated by depraved dopes like Erica Jong and her bevy of boobs.

On tips from Shawarma Mayor and LT Nixon.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 30, 2008 9:05 PM
Comments
Thanks for the pick-me-up. Now I can sleep peacefully, content in the knowledge that at least a few moonbats are weeping and gnashing their teeth at the thought of a McCain presidency. Ahhh, much better...
Posted by: PabloD at October 30, 2008 9:34 PM
I'm sure more valium will aid her political commentary.
Posted by: Jaeson at October 30, 2008 9:34 PM
OMG What an ugly looking wretch she is. She obviously is bitter every time she casts a glance in the mirror or rereads one of her insipid pieces of literary trash. The fact that she is mixing crushed wellbutrin into her martini's while sniffing glue is all too apparent. Does anyone take her seriously?
Posted by: jongthis at October 30, 2008 9:53 PM
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Posted by: Mike_W at October 31, 2008 1:24 AM
Gah! One look at that picture, and I think of what Oscar Wilde said - by the age of 50, everyone has the face they deserve.
I see no reason for conservatives to fear a civil war - we have all the guns, and it might be a very quick and effective way to get a few issues settled, once and for all.
Posted by: Rob Banks at October 31, 2008 1:29 AM
Jong's post-nuclear fantasies ought to be examined by a real writer.
From the very first line of Chapter One in Robert Ferrigno’s excellent new novel, you know you’re in a different world: “The second half of the Super Bowl began right after midday prayers.”
Those would be Islamic prayers — one in a set of five said each day, with the worshippers facing toward Mecca. Except that in Prayers for the Assassin, Mecca is a radioactive husk, allegedly ruined by Zionists in an episode of nuclear terrorism that also leveled New York and Washington, D.C.
The key word here is allegedly: The plot of Ferrigno’s book revolves around a clandestine attempt to discover what really happened many years earlier in a series of coordinated attacks that were so catastrophic that they made 9/11 look like a yawn-inducing warm-up act.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 31, 2008 1:32 AM
Here's a map of the Obama-Jong Future.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 31, 2008 1:33 AM
Gah! One look at that picture, and I think of what Oscar Wilde said - by the age of 50, everyone has the face they deserve.
VH, you should collect all the various Moonbat portraits you've taken such great care in selecting and combine them into a slideshow or gif.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at October 31, 2008 1:39 AM
She's worried because she knows we have all the guns. Bring it bitch!
Posted by: TBinSTL at October 31, 2008 2:03 AM
The thing is is that if something that they dream about does happen to NYC then they would lose a lot of Liberals...just goes to show you the moronic Liberal Moonbat mindset.
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at October 31, 2008 4:47 AM
OD, you sea hag!
Posted by: Corona at October 31, 2008 5:24 AM
If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me.
Will the black-bereted Tofu army organize in Cambridge and organize a chanting force to protest against the visualization of a non existent computer bug that changed all the votes to McCain-Palin? Or will an army of undead voters rise from the grave? Let me make sure i have plenty of shells.
Posted by: Bandit at October 31, 2008 5:27 AM
Posted by: nanc at October 31, 2008 6:44 AM
Conservatives have all the guns? Black gangs have some serious firepower - Uzi's, Ak-47's,Tech 9's, MAC 10's ect. tons of handguns. If you live in or around a major city there is at least 1 shooting on the evening news in the black areas. Kids in those areas are often packing heat before age 10. Of course they are not very good shots - they tend fire wildly and need a whole clip to hit 1 target.
Posted by: Anonymous at October 31, 2008 6:46 AM
Insured by Smith & Wesson -- come and get it, angry Libs!
Lord, these pathetic weasels, whining non-stop about "Booosssshhh" and how he "stole" two elections (when even their Bibles, the Treason Times and the Compost, confirmed in multiple re-counts that GWB won Florida in 2000, and he demonstrably crushed the Lurch-BabyDaddy ticket in '04).
Now it's that "Fascist" McCain who will steal the upcoming election (with Diebold's help, of course). Morons! If you just can't live in this country anymore then get the hell out, NOW! If you can't stand the thought of living under a McCain-Palin "dictatorship" (when your guy is the real fascist, a true dictator-in-waiting), then off yourselves and be done with it, NOW!
That'd relieve all that back pain Erica, Jane, et al. -- just floating out on a barbituate vacation, leaving America (where you've gotten filthy, filthy rich and lived a life of total ease!) behind as you are transported to Liberal Heaven, to be re-united with all your "progressive" idols: Il Duce, Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Pol-Pot . . . (Fidel will join you soon! Oh, the thrill!).
Heaven never looked so good as right now! Head out that way, a.s.a.p.! Good-bye, so long, and screw you!
Posted by: jc14 at October 31, 2008 7:00 AM
"Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act."
Of course, if that were true, Jong would've been immediately arrested for writing and saying it. And yet...
"Erica Wrong is losing it."
Well, to dust off an old phrase - as if she ever had it.
"OMG What an ugly looking wretch she is."
Yeah, why do women on the far left all look like Deadites from the "Evil Dead" movies?
Posted by: SpideyTerry at October 31, 2008 7:21 AM
Hmmpphhh
The only reporters I'm seeing mistreated are by the O camp.
http://drudgereport.com/flashopp.htm
If McCain was this unfriendly to the press we'd never hear the end of it.
Posted by: Pauly at October 31, 2008 7:32 AM
Is this hag related to Kim JONG Il of the Socialist Paradise of North Koo-rea?
Posted by: Anonymous at October 31, 2008 7:39 AM
capitalism has to pass through fascism to get to communism...
at some point, they go nutty because they see that facism is winning the more sociaism they add to create communism...
this comes from the fact that they believe that facism is to the right. so the more we move left, the more right they think we are moving, the more they panic, double their efforts and accelerate the process of change.
she doesnt get that "her people" the leftist communists have control of BOTH sides of the aisle. so what she sees as a right wing conspiracy is just the leftists on the other side.
she can see it from the outside, but not from the inside...
meanwhile, the whole thing will shift, and she was a major part of shifting it from the right (individual freedom, personal responsibility, self determination, etc), to the left (collective control, state responsibility, collective determination of self).
if she knew the valid history, she would know that the only difference between the germans and the russians was that the germans killed due to race conciousness, and the communists killed due to class conciousness.
guess what? in obama you have class conciousness cut along race lines... a hegelian combination of the two.
and this is what panicks her as she never really tried to understand what she and her freinds were making.
"Feminism, Socialism, and Communism are one in the same, and Socialist/Communist government is the goal of feminism." - Catharine A. MacKinnon, Toward a Feminist Theory of the State (First Harvard University Press, 1989), p.10
and since communism and facism are only very slightly different (said lenin, stalin, hitler, and goebles, but not their patsies and supporters), supporting one, is supporting the other.
its like claiming luthran protestantism is completely different than Catholicism..
short of confessionals, there is barely a difference... and a catholic that woke up in such a service might not notice the difference.
same with lefitism.
what she is afraid of is that the leftism that will rise up will not be HER leftism.
a totalitarian feminist ideology for communism... she and her freinds were used to destroy the country they hated...
she, like bella dodd, is waking up to her complicity.
and like bella dodd, its too late...
for she knows that her side plans exterminations and has always done so... and so the wrong side stepping up to take the podium, is a negative sentence for her..
she never thought that if she and her ilk loostened the knots to let themselves gaikn power, that tehy would do the work for someone else to gain it on their efforts.
marx said that women would be the force to do thsi, because women could be gullible enough to be set against their own families and destroy them.
now, erica, who will defend you when the troops come? the men you spent your life destroying and vilifying? nope... you taught them all to give up for your cause, and now will lose it to the more powerful... and they will thank you the way they always thank those who do their dirty work, by removing and destroying them, so they dont oppose the acheived revolution when they find out what they all have been making!!!
Posted by: Artfldgr at October 31, 2008 8:08 AM
People like her and Fonda need to get out of their little gated bubble communities more often. There is a thing outside those gates called reality.
Posted by: IOpian at October 31, 2008 8:22 AM
and I think of what Oscar Wilde said...
I am pretty sure, without googling this, that George Orwell said it. Otherwise, I believe she wrote about the zipless fuck, i.e. no fumbling with clothes, etc. Talk about ridden hard and put away wet. Face like that could kill a hard on at a hundred paces.
Posted by: baslimthecripple at October 31, 2008 10:02 AM
Perfect for Halloween. When I saw her picture, my first thought was, "Is she still alive?" My second thought was, "Or is she."
At any rate, age has not brought her wisdom and insight. One looks at her and thinks of a twisted, dead old juniper standing alone in the snow and thinks that in some spring long ago, it once had prickly green foliage.
Posted by: jim johnson at October 31, 2008 11:03 AM
Blood will run in the streets, believe me.
That time of month again, eh?
Posted by: Corona at November 1, 2008 8:20 AM

