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October 14, 2008
Animal Rights Kook Changes Her Name
This almost beats the guy who righteously drew attention to his sacrosanct homosexuality by changing his name to Luke Sissyfag:
The Ashville Citizen-Times reports:
What's in a name?
A lot, according to 19-year-old Asheville High graduate Jennifer Thornburg. The animal lover wanted to make a statement against dissection — which she considers an abusive practice — so she legally changed her name to CutoutDissection.com. That's the address for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' Web site opposing dissection.
That's dissection, not vivisection. Animal rights kooks object to dissecting animals even after they are dead; apparently it violates their sacred corpses. Fortunately for medicine, dissecting mere humans is presumably still okay.
Unsurprisingly, Cutout is an intern with PETA.
On a tip from MP.
Posted by Van Helsing at October 14, 2008 9:29 AM
Comments
Oh man--this is hilarious. Hey Van, do I have your permission to change my name to lastname: Moonbattery.com, fist name:Cutout? Seriously though, do you double dog dare me?
Posted by: theQUICK at October 14, 2008 9:54 AM
I think PETA is against the use of "double dog dares".
Posted by: Felix at October 14, 2008 10:06 AM
Hey! She's a hottie!
Posted by: Mockingbird at October 14, 2008 10:14 AM
lol--felix.
Posted by: theQUICK at October 14, 2008 10:15 AM
She could have been more accurate by naming herself DidNotGetAskedtoProm-dot-com.
Posted by: V the K at October 14, 2008 10:30 AM
Notice under "class" she has "none", nor any "endorsements" hehe.
Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at October 14, 2008 10:38 AM
I always try and stay away from the "she's ugly" kind of criticism, but I gotta say that it's getting obvious why certain people are drawn to this kind of behavior.
V the K has it about right. It's as if she's shouting "guys don't like me and I don't have many friends, but I am still relevant and important by doing this". Well, actually honey...no, you're not. Lose 50 lbs, drop the glasses that make you look like Charlie Chan, do something with your hair and...and...nah, forget it. It won't help.
Posted by: matt at October 14, 2008 11:18 AM
Am I seeing things right? ....is that her tongue or did she get all her teeth removed? Damn. You can't gouge out your minds' eye.
Posted by: Corona at October 14, 2008 11:44 AM
See already her vegan diet has cuased her brain to shrink i mean PETA IS STUPID
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 14, 2008 11:52 AM
I had a joke about not eating meat, but I lost it somewhere.
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 14, 2008 1:23 PM
Well, sad to say she was beaten to the punch for stupidest name change in Virginia. A while back there was an asshat from Virginia Beach who changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com. Yes, he was a member of PETA.
That building is the biggest waste of prime riverfront real estate in Norfolk. Makes me wonder if the guys at FM99 still do the PETA Fishing Tournament on the river right next to them every year.
Posted by: Ryan at October 14, 2008 1:50 PM
Man, if the person who started the "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here" joke had a look at society today, he/she would have said "Fire all photon torpedos Scotty, before they spread to the other planets!"
Posted by: KHarn at October 14, 2008 4:01 PM
Her brain after vegetariansim and dope and as the old 70s anti drug ad went WHY DO YOU THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE?
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 14, 2008 7:23 PM
They won't put my comments up. I keep telling her she did a good thing and signing it with PutTheSeatDown.net and CharlesMansonisAwesome.com. They also didn't like the Jonestown.net or the HeavensGate.org ones either.
Some people just need attention. I would say I feel sorry for her parents, but they probably had a large role in her moonbat upbringing.
Posted by: Harris at October 15, 2008 4:28 AM
PETA once demanded that the GREEN BAY PACKERS change their name to PICKERS becuase they said that PACKERS has to do with meat packing and animal abuse while PICKERS stands for picking veggies and saving the animals luckly the PACKERS rejected PETAs stupid demands proving PETA is only for the absolutely stupid
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 15, 2008 7:13 AM
She's from Asheville, need I say more?
A den of leftards and lesbians having
earned its nick "san fran of the east".
Posted by: fellowes at October 15, 2008 5:02 PM
The fun part of PETA is that they are against doing research on animals. Thus, the development of drugs that one might use on millions of suffering animals to cure them of diseases or alleviate their pain is delayed or made not available. If PETA didn't cause so many problems, several drugs not approved for humans for reasons having to do with human physiology and biochemistry could be developed for animals. In the end, PETA probably has caused more pain to animals than all the research that has ever been done. (Consider the number of pets in the world.)
Posted by: jim johnson at October 15, 2008 10:06 PM
PETA once demanded that HAMBURG change its name to VEGGIEBURG and wanted WYOMING to replace the cowboy and bronco with something to with this animal rights bull kaka I suppose that PETA would want a picture of a little piggie with a ribbon around its neck and surrounded by little red hearts PROVING THAT PETA IS THE #1 MOST STUPID GROUP OF NOODLENECKED STUPIDHEADS AROUND. SORRY BUT MY SPURWING PLOVER RAGE IS SHOWING SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 15, 2008 10:47 PM
