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September 7, 2008

UN: Improve the Weather by Not Eating Meat

Once again the United Nations — to whom Democrats would sacrifice American sovereignty — has pushed moonbattery over the edge of self-parody. Our wannabe World Government's latest dictum: we should stop eating meat to save the planet from the nonexistent global warming crisis.

Barks Rajendra Pachauri, the unkempt moonbat who chairs the Nobel Prize–winning Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change:

The UN Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO) has estimated that direct emissions from meat production account for about 18% of the world's total greenhouse gas emissions. So I want to highlight the fact that among options for mitigating climate change, changing diets is something one should consider.

We're asked to believe that meat causes global warming due to the flatulence of farm animals. Pachauri suggests that a global tax on carbon could help raise the price of meat, which he sees as a good thing because it would make us eat less of it, although he wants Africans to eat more of it.

It's reassuring that the UN has established jurisdiction over nutrition and the weather, but animals in the wild continue to emit greenhouse gases with impunity. A United Nations Commission for the Extermination of Flatulating Animals must be convened at once. No doubt Michael Moore will be able to finagle an exception, given his powerful connections in the Democrat Party.

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Your tax dollar pays this screwball to tell you what to eat.

On tips from ToddonCapeCod, Conservigilant, Wiggins, and mega. Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 7, 2008 11:48 AM

Comments

WTF? Is that one of the Geico cavemen?

Posted by: Corona at September 7, 2008 1:10 PM

The U.S. Cattlemen's Association has estimated that the other 82% of the world's greenhouse gases come from blathering nitwits gathered at the UN.

Posted by: PabloD at September 7, 2008 1:21 PM

There will be no exception for Michael Moore-on.

Posted by: Henry at September 7, 2008 1:33 PM

I just farted and I'm working on another fart right now. I'm going to fart as much as I can, until the stink reaches the UN building and its paint begins to peel. I'm going to fart so much that they will have no choice but to ban all human farting as well. I'm on my way to taco bell right now.------------wait, my wife probably won't like that too much. Heheheheheh, DUTCH OVEN TIME!

Posted by: theQUICK at September 7, 2008 1:36 PM

It still stinks in here.....lol.....seriously though, I totally agree with Henry---no exceptions for michael the "morose" moore

Posted by: theQUICK at September 7, 2008 1:40 PM

Wait, on second thought, why should I go at it alone? Come on all my conservative brothers and sisters, UNITE! Lets all lock arms, point our asses towards Washington DC, and let them know exactly what we think about the UN baffoons and their demi-science!

Posted by: theQUICK at September 7, 2008 1:57 PM

Personally, I'm buying carbon debits. Paying others to release MORE CO2 on my behalf. See the ads on the sidebars.

Oh, and BTW all you hippie 'planet savers'... I release LOTS of CO2 when I'm at the range, practicing my 'fast-drop' and sighting in my optics. Care to come bitch at me then? Notice how the anti-gun dipshits are noticeably absent in protesting outside gun-clubs and public ranges?

Pussies.

Posted by: hiram at September 7, 2008 2:06 PM

I just ate a delicious cheeseburger. Take that, Mr. Hindu UN vegetarian guy.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2008 2:32 PM

LMAO Corona - exactly my 1st impression

With Obama telling us how to set our thermostats and how we should drive, now the UN is telling us what we should eat, I'd say we're almost to that 1984 scenario, what we need next is the Fairness Doctorine. Then we can get right to rationing health care to the people who deserve it. Only rich greedy Americans leave such a large carbon footprint and should eventually be culled out.

WTF?

Posted by: XBOLTS at September 7, 2008 2:45 PM

Maharishi says: (giggle giggle) we can save the world (giggle giggle), each person at a time (giggle giggle), each dollar counts (giggle giggle), that is to say (giggle giggle) I count it when you willingly (giggle giggle) (or not) give it to me (giggle giggle).

Who knew? Mahesh now works for the U.N.! Fitting, isn't it?

Posted by: Conservigilant at September 7, 2008 3:45 PM

I clicker over to the comments just to crack a GEICO caveman joke...but Corona and XBOLTS beat me to it. Seriously, this guy isn't far removed from Cro-magnon DNA.

Posted by: skh.pcola at September 7, 2008 3:47 PM

My God,

How did the world survive all of the methane from dinosaur farts? Or all of the methane from buffalo farts when millions used to roam the plains?

Clearly it was a miracle and we should do everything we can to curb methane from pigs and cows.

(sarcasm over)

That vegetarian, hominid-looking asshole can go pound sand.

Posted by: Panday at September 7, 2008 4:57 PM

Buddy, we need more Third World reincarnationists who represent countries which are virtual dungeons due to their religeous dictums ("don't kill rats, even if they devour crops and spread disease...don't DARE eat any of those thousands of big fat "sacred cows" which are worshipped by all those starving folk...!!) telling us how to do it right!!

Posted by: Toa at September 7, 2008 5:35 PM

For millennia before humans herded animals for food,herbivores roamed the Earth in large herds, from deer to diplodoci. Why our herds should cause more global warming than a similar wild herd is something that should be explained more fully.

Posted by: James McEnanly at September 7, 2008 5:45 PM

Don't hold your breath, James- any scientists who endeavour to present factual data on this monstrous hoax are simply dismissed as "whores for Big Oil", etc...the Hoaxsters don't want logic and facts to get in the way of their massive power grab/excuse for worldwide Communism.

Posted by: Toa at September 7, 2008 6:00 PM

I'm having pork chops tonight.

I like slapping the face of mooslims, hindus, peta, and vegans all at the same time.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 7, 2008 7:56 PM

Hey All- I'll be having a Barbeque Protest at my house this weekend- and you're all invited. Donations of vegetables will NOT be accepted- meat only please. Exceptions to that rule will include donations of baked beans, and some forms of cabbage. Food and beverages will be served in non-biodegradable styrofoam cups and plates. Hope to see you all there! Please RSVP!

Bon Appetit!!

Posted by: Murff at September 8, 2008 4:03 AM

Im going to help out by barbecuing steaks, burgers and chicken on a charcoal fire this weekend. Will have load of FUUN doing it ( FU - UN )

Posted by: Anonymous at September 8, 2008 4:48 AM

I had a lovely steak dinner last night.

Posted by: Adam at September 8, 2008 4:48 AM

That goofy jerk-off should lead the way by eating a bag of dicks.

Posted by: cowlove at September 8, 2008 7:43 AM

http://www.nypost.com/seven/09082008/postopinion/opedcolumnists/nyc_food_cops_national_agenda_127984.htm

Posted by: wizdum at September 8, 2008 7:53 AM

I often wonder; why cows? What about the flatulance of elephants and hippos and other large animals such as horses, camels and giraffes. why do they target beef?

Posted by: apostle53 at September 8, 2008 9:49 AM

I love the recent Wendy's commercial, " I am a meataterian"!!

Posted by: apostle53 at September 8, 2008 9:53 AM

Fucking Punjab looks like he never ate a piece of meat in his entire life. This fucking moron comes from a country of 1.1 billion people, many of which are arrogant, illiterate idiots, who praise and worship a food source as a god that they let wander around there streets while they starve. Morons.

Posted by: Asmodeus at September 8, 2008 2:36 PM

Go tell the UN to GO TAKE A HIKE these are the same bunch of terrorist supporting wealthy tyrants who are pushing this whole GLOBAL WARMING lie. I have a better idea why dont we instead evict the UN from our natioons soil and tear down that ugly eye sore UN building why should we continue to support these scoundrels TELL KOFFIE ANNAN to GO HOME AND STAY THERE

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 9, 2008 8:28 AM