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September 30, 2008
Tinseltown Trotskyites Glorify Seattle Riots
Always digging for new lows, the caviar-munching radicals infesting Hollyweird are currently inflicting Battle in Seattle, a movie devoted to eulogizing the infantile thugs who rioted at the WTO conference in 1999 in protest against free trade, capitalism, their parents, and civilization in general.
This disgraceful episode in our nation's history is a cause for celebration for limousine leftists like director Stuart Townsend, who eggs on his fellow trendoids to further antisocial behavior on behalf of The People, while screeching for an end to private control of the already left-leaning media.
While Tinseltown phonies help smelly trustafarians celebrate the righteous blow they struck against America by behaving like a herd of wild savages, Seattle businesses suffered a loss of up to $18 million in sales and $3 million in property damage. But presumably only capitalists were affected.
As LT Nixon remarks:
If these people are so upset with the horrors of capitalism, feel free to move to North Korea…I'll even pay for the ticket! As far as the "real" heroes of modern protests, it has to be the small business owner and his employees who have to clean up the feces and broken glass left behind by these wretched protestors. Of course no one in Hollywood is making a movie about those poor guys, because business is evil…unless you're mass-marketing a multi-million dollar movie.
Next Hollywood might want to make a video tribute to the animals who attacked people for being white during the Rodney King riots. Good thing folks like Townsend tend to have very high walls around their mansions.
At least the movie's release this month is timely. If America refrains from slitting its own wrists in November, look for rioting to become trendier than ever. At least the practice makes clear how the battle lines are drawn. On one side: civilization; on the other: its enemies.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 30, 2008 8:48 AM
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There should be a riot in their upscale Hollywood gated community, with the great unwashed breaking down their doors and windows and running off with their flat screen TVs! That sounds like a five star epic to me!
Posted by: Frank White at September 30, 2008 9:27 AM
On a related note: Our taxes are now higher than Sweden's. And Obama thinks they're not high enough.
Posted by: V the K at September 30, 2008 9:28 AM
It reminds me of a disgusting Youtube video I saw a while ago. It was a kind of satire of the movie "Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring," which basically perverts scenes of it into an anarchist propaganda short. In it, among the ridiculous comparisons they try to make are that the Ring represents free trade, and Aragorn represents Anarchists. In the opening battle, it says that the battle represented Seattle's WTO protests, with the human and elven soldiers representing the "Black Bloc" (In other words, the ultra- deranged, meth- fueled, black- clad anarchists who are always the first to engage in vandalism and violence at their demonstrations, then hide it with euphemistic terms like 'Direct Action'), and the orcs serving Sauron representing the riot police.
That is so ridiculous, it's not even funny. The sides should have been reversed; The Orcs perfectly represent the anarchists (Hyper- aggressive bloodlust, disorganization, desire to turn peaceful towns and cities into war zones, butt- ugly faces, rotted teeth as a result of all the crystal meth they use, horrible smell, etc.), while the human and elven warriors perfectly represent the riot police (Courage, organized ranks, desire to protect the innocent, unwilling to surrender to hordes of bloodthirsty savages, etc.).
I figured it was only a matter of time before liberal Hollywood had their turn remaking the lawless anarchist brutes into noble heroes.
Posted by: Adam at September 30, 2008 9:33 AM
Don't forget my favorite unsung heroes of the "Rodney King trial" riots; the owner and employees of a sporting goods store in downtown LA who stood on the roof with rifles and shotguns and DARED the mob to attack their place of business!
For some reason, regardless of their "anti-progressive attitudes," the mob seemed to move on to other venues for their outrage...
Posted by: cas at September 30, 2008 9:40 AM
from the Wikipedia article on Townsend:
"Townsend has been with actress Charlize Theron since meeting her on the set of 2002's Trapped. The couple live together in Los Angeles and England. They consider themselves married without an actual marriage. 'We didn't have a ceremony,' he added. 'I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. ... I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.'"
Wellllll then. I consider myself to be the King of America! BOW TO ME!!!
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at September 30, 2008 10:23 AM
I am so sick of hollywood--to the point that I don't care if I ever see another movie again. The same goes for the leftist dribble on most of the networks that poses for 'entertainment'. I moved from that cesspool of obscene liberal decadence 4 years ago and have had nary an inkling to return.
Adam--I had not heard of that youtube video, but it doesn't surprise me in the least. If you've ever spent time in hollywood--then you know what I mean. Hollywood has become a bastion and a pulpit for all that is vile and immoral. Rarely does anything of substance come from there.
Posted by: theQUICK at September 30, 2008 10:54 AM
I bow in the presence of thy greatness--Sir Thulsa--bringer of the DOOM.
lol ;)
Posted by: theQUICK at September 30, 2008 10:57 AM
Too primitive to use the door...
Posted by: AC at September 30, 2008 11:22 AM
Its too bad the owner of the store didnt have agun and put a slug between the eyes of that dirty no good looter TINSLE TOWN STINKS hey YOU LOOT I SHOOT
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 30, 2008 11:40 AM
I'm sure Townsend's movies are "free" to keep in the anarchist spirit
Posted by: JamesJ at September 30, 2008 12:14 PM
I sure hope it bombs in the box office and looses thay townsend yoyo a cool five grand he is a absolute attrocuous hollywood sleezeball
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 30, 2008 12:41 PM
If you don't care for guns, a slingshot, a bag of marbles for ammo and a tempered smallsword will keep the casual looter away. For the professionals, you need a shotgun.
Posted by: KHarn at September 30, 2008 1:08 PM
btw, if Stuart Townsend directs as well as he acts, this movie is going to be a major bomb, and probably pick up a few Razzies.
The only film of his I liked was 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,' and even that's not a very popular movie.
Posted by: Adam at September 30, 2008 2:47 PM
I hope that SEATTLE bans his crappy movie it glorifies hooliganism
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