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September 19, 2008
Obamessiah's Top Ten Gaffes (So Far)
It couldn't have been easy, but John Hawkins has narrowed down the list of Obama's biggest gaffes so far to the top 10:
10. Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?
9. …my Muslim faith…
8. …above my pay grade…
7. …this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…
6. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
5. …she is a typical white person…
4. …I've now been in 57 states…
3. I can no more disown (Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the black community.
2. I won't wear that pin on my chest.
1. …they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion…
For contexts, see his piece on Townhall.
Look for these to be displaced soon. The Obamessiah coughs up so many gaffes that "I don't want them punished with a baby" and "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" didn't make the list. No wonder he brings his teleprompter even to rodeos now.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 19, 2008 9:34 AM
Comments
What about my favorite, IIRC, "A light will shine down on you from...somewhere, you'll have an epiphany, and you'll realize that you have to vote for Barack."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 19, 2008 10:01 AM
SMACK!!!
These honkies are not as dumb as I thought they were.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at September 19, 2008 10:29 AM
OK, Eneils, let's have a caption contest! My entry is "Damn, I could do a few lines right now."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 19, 2008 12:28 PM
To tell the truth, I think "Why can't I just eat my waffle?" was his BEST line!
Posted by: KHarn at September 19, 2008 3:11 PM
Little Barry loved his waffles. He was fond of putting what he called "Columbian sugar" on top. If truth be told, that boy loved his cocaine. Whatever happened to him?
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at September 19, 2008 3:35 PM
These are my fave gaffes:
1. mixing up shia and sunni
2. Flip flopping on regulation
3. Picking a VP that is now sinking and a habitual liar
4. Saying the economy is fundamentally strong
5. Saying you know nothing about the economy
6. forgetting how many houses you have
7. saying 5 million is middle class
Posted by: Tim at September 19, 2008 4:25 PM
don't forget wanting to attack the country of Spain lol
Posted by: White women love black men at September 19, 2008 4:45 PM
must read new study shows people vote republican because they get scared easily and don't believe in facts
http://gawker.com/5052329/scientists-explain-why-people-vote-for-republicans
Posted by: lol at September 19, 2008 4:48 PM
My favorite gaffe, said over and over again, "Um....uh...that's.....um....duh.....uh"
I never get hired hearing this gifted speaker utter that oral Shakespeare he's famous for.
Posted by: Aunt Jemima at September 19, 2008 5:47 PM
"The prayer that I tell myself every night is a fairly simple one: I ask in the name of Jesus Christ that my sins are forgiven, that my family is protected and that I am an instrument of God's will. I'm constantly trying to align myself to what I think he calls on me to do. And sometimes you hear it strongly and sometimes that voice is more muted. -- Senator Obama
"I'm prepared as a matter of faith to accept that life begins at the moment of conception." -- Senator Biden
but remember McCain & Palin are the "god nuts" that believe they're on a mission for God, and want to ban abortions!
Posted by: xantl at September 19, 2008 7:39 PM
Nice try Tim but lol blows your attempt at humor out of the water.... citing gawker.. now that's hilarious.
Posted by: IOpian at September 19, 2008 8:03 PM
Now if MccCain had made those gaffes the liberal left-wing birdcage liners would have it on their front pages for weeks knowing how thes eno good bottom feeders always supports the demacreep canadate in every election AND IF YOU EVEN CONSITER LINING MY CAGE WITH IT I,LL GET VIOLENT SQUAWK SQUAWK
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 19, 2008 9:12 PM
As I’ve said before, the worst lies the Democrats have promulgated about Sarah Palin pale next to the known facts about Barack Obama. (Mentored by America-hating racists, friend to unrepentant terrorists, earmarker extraordinaire, $126K from Fannie Mae and corrupt Fannie Mae execs among his advisers, voted for infanticide, 130 votes “present” in the Illinois legislature… just to name a few.)
Posted by: V the K at September 20, 2008 5:53 AM
Why does everyone make such a fuss about #4? Some of the other states Obamas been in are;
bliss [followed by]
confusion,
denial,
panic,
distress.
Posted by: Rick A at September 20, 2008 1:15 PM
There is only one caption for that photo:
"Doh!"
Posted by: og at September 23, 2008 3:27 AM
