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September 23, 2008

Naomi Wolf Forgets to Take Her Meds

Fasten your tinfoil hats, moonbats — the rise of Sarah Palin means we are headed toward a police state! Just ask Naomi Wolf:

Please understand what you are looking at when you look at Sarah "Evita" Palin. You are looking at the designated muse of the coming American police state. […] I realized early on with horror what I was seeing in Governor Palin: the continuation of the Rove-Cheney cabal, but this time without restraints. […] I heard her make fun of Barack Obama for wanting to prevent the torture of prisoners — this is Rove-Cheney's enthusiastic S and M […] I saw that she was even styled by the same skillful stylist (neutral lipstick, matte makeup, dark colors) who turned Katharine Harris from a mall rat into a stateswoman […]
Then I saw and heard more. Palin is embracing lawlessness in defying Alaskan Legislature subpoenas — this is what Rove-Cheney, and not McCain, believe in doing. She uses mafia tactics against critics […]
Reports confirmed my suspicions: Palin, not McCain, is the FrankenBarbie of the Rove-Cheney cabal. The strategy became clear […] there are dozens of Bush and Rove operatives surrounding Sarah Palin and orchestrating her every move.
What's the plan? It is this […] the Rove-Cheney cabal is using Sarah Palin as a stalking horse, an Evita figure, to put a popular, populist face on the coming police state and be the talk show hostess for the end of elections as we know them. If McCain-Palin get in, this will be the last true American election. She will be working for Halliburton, KBR, Rove and Cheney into the foreseeable future … for a decade perhaps — a puppet "president" for the same people who have plundered our treasure, are now holding the US economy hostage and who murdered four thousand brave young men and women […]
Under the coming Palin-Rove police state, you will witness the plans now underway to bring Iraqi troops to patrol the streets of our nation. This is not McCain's fantasy: it is Rove's and Cheney's. Under the Palin-Rove police state, there will be no further true elections. […] Under the Palin-Rove police state, citizens will be targeted with state cyberterrorism. […] That way lies the abyss for us all. […]
Make no mistake: Sarah "Evita" Palin is Rove and Cheney's cosmetic rebranding of their fascist push: she will help to establish a true and irreversible "fear society" in this once free once proud nation. For God's sake, do not let her; do not let them.

In addition to betraying the Rove-Cheney cabal's plans to establish Sarah Palin as head of a police state, Naomi also reveals that the moonbats who wreaked havoc at the Republican convention were actually Saint Paul police officers in disguise.

This paranoid schizophrenic was paid $15,000 a month to advise Al Gore, who if it were up to Dems would be President of the USA.

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Naomi Wolf opposes the sinister Rove-Cheney cabal.

Hat tip: NewsBusters; on a tip from Cheetah.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 23, 2008 9:52 AM

Comments

Earth tones, Naomi, earth tones

Posted by: JamesJ at September 23, 2008 10:10 AM

Naomi should have spent more time researching her article before posting. She got most of the story correct. Her candidate and examples of Rovian police state are butt backwards.

Posted by: BK at September 23, 2008 10:10 AM

Maybe Sarah Bernhardt's wish will fall on Naomi. Naomi wishes she would be raped by 10 kneegrows in Harlem.
Liberals can't be raped!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at September 23, 2008 10:18 AM

Yeah I'd say she's worthy of a Moonbat posting

Posted by: Air2air at September 23, 2008 10:20 AM

As mayor of Wasilla, Sarah Palin not only charged rape victims for their rape exams, but she also charged them $1,000 to GET RAPED in the first place!

And where did all that money go, you ask? IT PAID FOR HER $35,000 TANNING BED! THE SAME ONE SHE USED TO COOK HER INFANT SON RESULTING IN DOWN SYNDROME!!!

THIS WOMAN IS SICK! SICK! SICK!

Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at September 23, 2008 10:26 AM

I guess she didn't get the message about the brown acid...

Posted by: Stephana at September 23, 2008 10:27 AM

Crazy as a sh@thouse rat.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 23, 2008 10:32 AM

that fat broad climbed up an ugly tree and must've hit every branch when she fell out.

Posted by: Zen at September 23, 2008 10:41 AM

Tom Tancredo proposes Anti-Sharia bill:

http://tancredo.house.gov/PRArticle.aspx?NewsID=1386

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at September 23, 2008 10:41 AM

FEAR NOT, Naomi. Evita won't bring in the Next Reich (by the way, you obsessed moron...Palin is going to be Vice President, not Empress For Life).

If you want to worry, I believe it was Obama's wife who said "Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual."

Sarah Palin said "I grew up with those [small town] people. They are the ones who do some of the hardest work in America … who grow our food, run our factories, and fight our wars. They love their country, in good times and bad, and they’re always proud of America."

Now, which sounds more authoritarian, fascist and "police state" to you?

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 10:41 AM

No wonder Wolf's husband dumped her - she is a mentally unbalanced shrew. I will bet her snatch stinks pretty bad too. Though probably not bad enough for Sandra Burn-Hard who would dive right in.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 23, 2008 10:43 AM

Snoop Diggity...to find the Daily Kos, you hang a left at the intersection of Kool-Aid Ave and Communist-Martyrs Blvd.

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 10:45 AM

Come on, Anon...we really can do better than "snatch" jokes here. Look how much ammo Naomi is handing us. Let guys like Snoop make idiots of themselves going for the crotch-comments.

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 10:48 AM

Naomi who?

Posted by: Texas Pete at September 23, 2008 10:49 AM

Wow, Naomi is seriously delusional. Her failure to grasp the lessons of history (or herstory) is appalling.
Her fear/delusional of an impending Palin-Rove police state with Iraqi stormtroopers looks like she used a word jumbler to create. How does she function on a daily basis. Her shrink must be on speed dial, or should be.
I actually chuckled at that, since i don't think of Palin as being one to want a police state which abuses its powers, when she gets police fired for misconduct.

Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2008 11:01 AM

Snoop Diggity...to find the Daily Kos, you hang a left at the intersection of Kool-Aid Ave and Communist-Martyrs Blvd.

Apparently you took a wrong turn down Literal Lane.

Anyway, have you guys seen Naomi's kids' report cards? I just had them around here somewhere...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 23, 2008 11:06 AM

So, we have yet another bitter eyesore of a woman bitching because another woman is prettier, more popular, and more successful than she is.

Does high school ever end for the left?

Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2008 11:07 AM

She should visit Alaska - with any luck she would be eaten by Wolves. It would be funny. Ok, not to her, but to everyone else.

I remember when this woman claimed she was channeling a teenage boy and talked to Jesus a few years ago. What a nutcase.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 23, 2008 11:19 AM

Once again, I have to ask concerning each and every one of these paranoid nutters who are convinced that the Cheney/Haliburton/Bush/Hitler/Rove/The Daughters-of-the-American-Revolution Cabal is out to get them, that there is this sinister plot to impose a police state...

"If they're so sinister and all powerful, why are you still alive? Wouldn't someone as evil as you describe, as powerful as you describe, have already had you strangled with your own intestines by this point for daring to expose their plot?"

Posted by: Uchuck the Tuchuck at September 23, 2008 11:24 AM

You just don't get this kind of entertainment from conservatives! Sure, you get Pat Robertson and the like on occasion, but for sheer, unabashed lunacy the left wins every time. Once again we see that their pathological hatred of Karl Rove has completely skewed their perspective to the point that they can't even think straight. I mean, to listen to them you would think that Karl Rove was Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Universe and Destroyer of Worlds! I liken him more to Zaphod Beeblebrox - he's just this guy, you know?

The Vice President of the US has no powers to create a police state. In fact, the Vice President has no powers PERIOD. For that matter, the President, short of declaring martial law, has no such powers either. Congress can do that with the appropriate legislation - the Constitution is a figment of everyone's imagination at this point - and with an inexperienced Democrat President the Dems would stand a much better chance of pushing such measures through. So the whole idea of Sarah Palin being the front for a fascist police state is laughable. BHO as president is not so laughable.

It's just amazing the degree to which Palin has completely shattered the liberal's world view, and in such a short time. What is it, I wonder, that has them so rattled? I'd like to say it's because she has the courage of her convictions and knows what she wants. I'd like to say it's because she is a self-made woman who was not produced by the usual political machine (by either side). I'd like to say it's because she's intelligent, calm under pressure, and yes, pretty as well. It could be they're afraid that she will push to take away their precious "right to abort," and she probably would. But then I remember who I'm dealing with here, and I realize the only thing the left really cares about. The left, particularly the feminist left, is pissed because the first woman in an executive office is supposed to be a liberal, God damn it! This over and above everything else has driven then to madness. And yes, I do believe the left, at least the MSM, to be that superficial.

You read things like this and marvel that not only did this person grow up in the same country you did, but their vote counts just as much as yours. Criminy!

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 23, 2008 11:25 AM

I ber her mother is so proud.

Why, pray tell, does Rove-Palin want a police state, anyway? Or want to have American troops marching in the street? Like that would be possible, as it would clearly be unconstitutional (I suppose she could use the National Guard, maybe nationalize the nations disparate police forces, but still . . .) . . . but, still, what would they get out of that? They like marching? What good does a police state do them? A real police state smothers the economy, which would reduce revenues to the treasury, which would make it hard to pay the storm troopers, and soon Palin-Rove would be replaced by a military coup.

I mean, if we're going to fantasize, lets go all out, but try to keep it credible. In reality, Sarah-Palin, if she ever ended up president, would probably cut taxes, work for more oil exploration, and appoint conserative to the supreme court. To liberals, the equals a police state.

Of course, these are the same people who consider a Republican victory a failure of democracy, and a Democrat victory proof that--phew!--"democracy still works".

I'm betting there's not a big emphasis in the MSM on Naomi consulting with Al Gore and the crazy things the liberal nutcase has said in the past few years. Can you imagine her in a cabinet position in a Gore administration? Dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Healthy Girl at September 23, 2008 11:35 AM

Police state..I thought it was O'Bama that wants a national security force of little brown shirts

Posted by: JamesJ at September 23, 2008 12:36 PM

THIS is what i mean when i say they have painted exit on the entrances and set a fire in the hall, and everyone is running towards a totalitarian state, thinkkng that they are preventing it!!!!!

she knows her sisters are making a communist state... and so she knows that the totalitarians are the feminists and the left...

"Feminism, Socialism, and Communism are one in the same, and Socialist/Communist government is the goal of feminism." - Catharine A. MacKinnon, Toward a Feminist Theory of the State (First Harvard University Press, 1989), p.10


this is how you get people who would normally be vehemently against totalitarianism, to be the ones to create it!

she will not find out till it changes, and then she will sit like many many many others trying to warn the rest of what she discovered. i can go down a huge list of them.. in fact there are so many their works make a collection of a type to themselves as they change sides from communism, and reveal whats really going on and how they were duped.

they see their totalitarian actions as attempts to prevent totalitarianism at any cost... but its precisely this ends justifies the means thinking that makes totalitarianism happen, and its the absence of moral absolutes that make it slide that way wiitout people realizing it.


Posted by: Artfldgr at September 23, 2008 12:48 PM

That is amazing. She is completely oblivious as to how crazy she is.

Posted by: Smoke TNT at September 23, 2008 12:50 PM

Elect Barry and make her the Secretary of State. Imagine it, Naomi and Imonajihad (of Iran) talking. It's a scene out of Alice in Wonderland.

Perhaps we elect McLame and have him appoint her Ambassador to Iran - even better.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 23, 2008 1:02 PM

It is odd that she writes a screed about her fear of an impending 'fear society.'

Posted by: IOpian at September 23, 2008 1:04 PM

Police state???

You mean like Ruby Ridge, Waco, Elian Gonzales?

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at September 23, 2008 1:31 PM

Yeah, IOpian. She like most liberal commentators claims that we live in a 'Nation of fear' or whatever, then tries her hardest to make Americans afraid for a supposed upcoming American police state. It would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
Oh, and it is hilarious that she claims the anarchist savages who went wild at the RNC were in fact cops in disguise. This is funny for several reasons:
1. Most of those anarchists looked awful young to be cops. Most appeared to be no older than maybe their mid 20s.
2. I've seen footage and photos of the anarchists attacking and fighting with the police (i.e. one anarchist jackal was seen in a picture kicking a cop who had arrested a fellow anarchist). Is she saying it was the cops fighting the disguised cops?
3. The anarchists were associated with groups 'Funk the War' and the 'RNC Welcoming Committee.' The police conducted legal, successful raids a few days before the convention on several houses belonging to key members of the latter group. They arrested about 6 key leaders of the RNC Welcoming Committee, and confiscated a buttload of stockpiled weapons from the houses. Would the police have gone through all that if it were all just a hoax?
4. A group of conservative citizens in St. Paul with access to police scanners, knowledge of the right websites, etc., managed to monitor all of the movements and communiques of the anarchists throughout the riots(The anarchists had their own inner communications network which they stupidly assumed was accessible only to themselves), and it didn't sound to them like the anarchists were cops in disguise.
If those meth- fueled freaks were cops in disguise, then I'm a monkey's uncle.
Wolf really needs to lay off the mushrooms.

Posted by: Adam at September 23, 2008 1:41 PM

Well, no need for me to comment; everthing's under control. Nice posts everyone!

PS:
I too cought a wiff of sarchasam in Snoop's post, but it was poorly delivered. Next time add a "sarc", or a simular note.

Posted by: KHarn at September 23, 2008 2:07 PM

Urgent! The first and scandalous interview Naomi Wolf. Strict application and unexpected criticism! http://www.tubedirect.net//index.php?q=Naomi-Wolf-interview
This is all very suspicious. After this, I can not imagine that they will be able to oppose. Highly recommended.

Posted by: frenk at September 23, 2008 2:09 PM

Yeah god forbid if Gore was elected he could have gotten us into losing wars and wrecked the economy...oh wait...

Posted by: Ion at September 23, 2008 3:13 PM

Snoop...if that was a parody, it went over my head. Sorry.

The left says such insane stuff that it's tough to detect when someone is being sarcastic. I mean, seriously...you can't GET more flipped out than those folks.

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 3:13 PM

Y'all should check out the comments on HuffPo concerning this article...there was actually a LOT of criticism of Mr. Wolf's rant. Oh sure, some were going on about "...I'm so afraid of America and the coming Rove-Palin take over..." But I think this is so over-the-top, all but the most voracious Kool Aid drinkers see the light.

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 3:31 PM

Hey Ion, thanks for trolling by.

a) we've won the wars in Iraq and Afgoofystan
b) the Dimocrats PC meddling in the mortgage market to "make housing affordable" caused this crash; for further enlightenment see the Savings and Loan scandle/crash they created a couple of decades ago for the modus operandi, it smells just like this turd in the puch bowl

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 23, 2008 3:41 PM

thankx for that link, refuter.

Posted by: nanc at September 23, 2008 3:50 PM

I like the line about Iraqi troops patrolling the streets of America. Does this dimwit not realize that ordinary Americans are heavily armed and will gleefully kill any foreign troops who try to set up roadblocks etc. while we're tarring and feathering the gov't officials that invited them here?

Posted by: single stack at September 23, 2008 4:21 PM

Her bio indicates she was born in SF. I'm really beginning to think that there's something in the water supply there, which hopefully (and presumably) wasn't there when I was growing up there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 23, 2008 4:59 PM

That's right stack.

If they really believe the inverse of Iraq=America then why are there any liberals EVEN ALIVE?

The "Theocracy" would have rounded them up for extermination YEARS AGO.

Posted by: Doug at September 23, 2008 5:00 PM

Single stack...

Well, see, moonbats aren't heavily armed (unless you count jars of urine, rocks, and the occasional hockey stick for those pesky gas grenades). Since THEY are the "real Americans", and us rubes out here in flyover country are... hell, I don't know what are in their eyes. From the rhetoric, we're all half inbred moronic hillbilly and half Evil Mastermind (reconcile that one). Anyway, we're not them. Therefore, they simply can't or won't see that us "clingers" out here are their best defense from the Police State that they're both terrified of and helping to create at the same time.

As long as they don't piss us off too much, that is. One of the only things I admired about the French were those (oh so few) French souls of the resistance, and what they did to collaborators after liberation.

Posted by: hiram at September 23, 2008 5:01 PM

"Well, see, moonbats aren't heavily armed (unless you count jars of urine, rocks, and the occasional hockey stick for those pesky gas grenades)."
Not necessarily. As I indicated in my earlier post, when St. Paul police raided the base houses for the RNC Welcoming Committee, they found TONS of weapons. Here's what I recall, both from the officially provided list and from the photos taken of the stockpiling areas:
1. Of course, buckets of urine and feces.
2. Powerful wrist- mounted slingshots.
3. Throwing knives.
4. Various melee weapons (i.e. a hatchet, at least one machete, an axe).
5. Molotov cocktails.
6. Devices for destroying tires on delegate buses.
7. (And this is probably scariest of all, as it paints a pretty clear picture of what the anarchists were planning on doing) A compound bow with a full set of arrows.
However, I guess you're right. The most they could do with those kinds of weapons is maybe hold off invaders for a day or two before inevitably getting butchered. It would be pretty much up to the conservatives they have such contempt for to save their sorry butts.

Posted by: Adam at September 23, 2008 5:25 PM

Adam;

That's it? That's the best they got? A friggin' BOW?

Now granted, that's an impressive array of toys for moonbats, but it just don't even approach the average household arsenal out here in 'flyover country'. I mean, how many moonbats have a rifle cabinet or gunsafe? Really, there's no contest. At the risk of making myself a target for the Einsatzgruppen when BHO gets his "National Security Force", let me list my own personal arsenal (and remember, I've got nothing like what I really want yet, and I'm just ONE GUY).

Let's start with the list from the so-called Anarchists:

1. Buckets of urine and feces
Nope, but easily produced. If that were my style.

2. Powerful... oh, let's just say it: Wrist-Rockets
Again, no. But I do have my favorite 'plinking' toy, an air rifle (pellet rifle). Cheap to shoot, fun, and good for hunting small game like rabbits and coyotes. I should also mention that mine has a 9 power scope, a muzzle velocity of over 1200 fps, and sounds like a .22 when fired. Though I haven't done so myself, I have seen vids of people taking down a 160-pound wild boar with it... hmmmm.... how much does an Anarchist weigh?

3. Throwing Knives
Yup. And I *practice* with them.

4. Various melee weapons
I think I've got 'em beat here. Hatchet, claw hammer, machete, a 1934 police-issue billy club/cattle prod (yeah, it's cool), and a hand-forged (not Showa- or Murata-to) Katana, or Japanese longsword, with a true hamon. Brought back from the Pacific by my grandfather's brother. It's the ULTIMATE melee weapon... cuz you never know when zombies or the ACLU will show up.

5. Molotov Cocktails
Nope, but again, easily produced. I can do better. See below.

6. Devices for destroying tires...
Again, easily produced. Simple caltrops. Strong pliers, strips of sheet metal, a drill, and some screws are all you need.

7. Compound bow
Hmmm... I defer to the following list.


Snub nosed .38 Colt Special Police
Hi-Point Model C9 in 9mm Luger
2x .22 rifles, pump action (these are antiques, inheirited from my stepfather. Well-maintained & very accurate)
Winchester .308 w/12xscope (his favorite deer rifle)
Break-action double-barrel 12-guage shotgun
30 Winchester (like a Win. 30-30, but rarer; has a little more punch)
Plenty of ammo for all of the above.

I also love shooting black powder, so I have a .50 caplock rifle (not unlike a Hawkins), and a repro Colt Army model 1860. As a result, I have enough blackpowder in my bedroom closet to blow up my entire apartment (hey, it was on SALE; btw, no smoking in there if you come to visit). Hence, the Molotovs (again, easily produced personally) are kinda wuss comparatively.

Oh, I forgot my recipes for napalm & homemade plastic explosives. Never made 'em, but I know how.

This might seem frightening to some readers, but I'll be honest: my own personal gun collection is absolutely chicken-shit compared to most of the people I know here in NE Louisiana. I mean embarassing. 'Cept for the .38, they all love that.

I'd advise the next G8 summit be held in a small town in Louisiana, not a lib stronghold like Seattle. If you see any Anarchists, you won't see them for long.


p.s. Blackpowder in the ashtray is a GREAT practical joke.

Posted by: hiram at September 23, 2008 6:23 PM

Jars of urine, slingshots and axes? Didn't their fathers ever teach them not to bring a bucket of poo to a gunfight? I'll give partial credit for the compound bow, but it's not the equivalent of a 30-round magazine full of 7.62mm FMJ.
Remember, folks, we let the invading amry take LA, SF, and maybe a few other moonbat centers before doing anything about it.

Posted by: PabloD at September 23, 2008 6:25 PM

PabloD;

Big Ditto. Let the kooks experience a REAL police state before we save them from it.

Or not. If we could keep the ports in SF and San Diego, let the rest of my home-state rot, I say.

Except for Disneyland. Gotta keep Disneyland.

Posted by: hiram at September 23, 2008 6:48 PM

Rick Davis, Old man's campaign manager, was getting Freddie Mac money as recent as last month, every credible news organization is running the story, I take that back fox news is not credible but they are still running the story...repukes are finished.

Posted by: Rick Davis's Dad at September 23, 2008 6:50 PM

Ah... another troll. Thanks, Rick Davis's Dad.

First off, "credible news agency" is a statement that is oxymoronic in the extreme as of late. Second, the amount of money will pale in comparison to the Obamessiah's graft from the same sources, even if it is true. Third, the sad truth is that the Dems spent the better part of the last decade fighting any regulation of Fannie & Freddie since they were hooking up their cronies with so much (taxpayer) moolah & getting campaign "contributions" up the wazoo.

And lastly, your fly-by trolling reveals the desperation of the left.

When the revolution comes, this will be noted.

Posted by: hiram at September 23, 2008 7:02 PM

Difference between Richard Nixon and Sarah palin...lipstick

Posted by: Singer at September 23, 2008 7:20 PM

Difference between Jimmy Carter and Hussein Obama...nothing.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 23, 2008 7:31 PM

In my experience, is not possible to have a sane conversation with someone who uses the word "repukes" unironically.

Posted by: V the K at September 23, 2008 7:37 PM

Sorry, Anon., but BHO is vastly more of a Marxist than that dithering idiot Carter ever was. Carter was merely an incompetent ass; BHO is all that and soooooooo much more . . .

Gotta love all that police state fear coming from the Left, when they've just nominated the biggest fascist goon since Adolf Hitler for President of the United States. And several of the posters above are right: no doubt Der Fuehrer will appoint this dingbat (Moonbat larvae) Wolf as Secretary of State, or possibly even Secretary of Defense. Wow! I feel safer already!

Posted by: jc14 at September 23, 2008 7:46 PM

Rick Davis lobbied for Freddie Mac as recent as last month lol yeah change is really coming lol

Posted by: Geroge W. handicap at September 23, 2008 8:33 PM

Naomi Wolf is a ding-bat she was the one who came up with this ALPHA MALE BETA MALE poppycock bull kaka its absolutly rediculous SHE SHOULD BE SENT TO THE NUT HOUSE I would send her to the lonie bin but the loons(birds)are more intellegent then these wackos beliving this this alpha make beta male bull poo

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 23, 2008 9:18 PM

Naomi Wolf - one of the causes of male homosexuality. After seeing/listening to her, no man would EVER want to marry something similar.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 23, 2008 11:30 PM

Let's chip in to get Spurwing a spell-checker and a course on punctuation.

I mean, Spur...seriously. "Rediculous"? "Loni bin"? "Beliving"? No commas? Periods?

Posted by: matt at September 23, 2008 11:37 PM

A democrat hacking into a VP candidate's email: harmless adolescent fun

A republican wanting to wire tap foreign terrorist suspects: a police state

Face it, dhimmicrats: you only care about "police states" and eroding privacy rights when it bothers your muslim friends.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 23, 2008 11:57 PM

Like I said before: imagine a severly pissed-off Arnold Schwartzenegger saying Spurwing's posts. Instant lulz: I promise.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at September 24, 2008 12:06 AM

I tried that Thulsa...and bizarre as it seemed, it worked. Seriously, fell out of my chair.

I take it all back, Spur...keep 'em coming.

Posted by: matt at September 24, 2008 10:59 AM

Something stinks here. Naomi! Please cross your legs this instant!

Posted by: Arsehole Marsole at September 24, 2008 6:07 PM

This is just like Heather Locklear. A woman who was beautiful in youth cracks up in middle age. She had it easy for so long that she can't handle reality when finally forced to (because she is no longer attractive).

Posted by: Gleek at October 2, 2008 9:48 PM