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September 11, 2008

MSNBC's Rachel Maddow: Dems Aren't Radical Enough

Those who thought the canning of juvenile Obamunist kooks Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews as political anchors means MSNBC is ready to grow up and drop the radicalism shouldn't get their hopes up. The network's new prime time headliner is Rachel Maddow, a loudly lesbian import from the unhinged and unlistened-to Err America. Her take on the increasingly fanatical Democrat Party, which has two of the three most extreme leftists in the Senate on the presidential ticket, is that it isn't radical enough. Via NewsBusters, she gripes:

I don't think the Democrats have ever fought the culture war…Whether it was 2004, with the anti-gay-marriage initiatives, whether it was 1992, with the rhetoric and the aggression we saw there, whether it was standing up for abortion rights, the Democratic Party has been sort of an ally, a here-and-there ally to progressive causes. But they haven't led the charge. I mean, when have the Democrat led on cultural issues?

Take heart, moonbats. If the Democrats won't lead the charge to impose decadence and degeneracy on America, MSNBC is willing to step up.

A lesbian? Really?

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 11, 2008 10:56 AM


I have some pertinent advise for any up and coming lesbian hair stylists: Learn the crew cut. If this bull dyke is any example, the female crew cut is in like Flynn!

Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 11, 2008 11:17 AM

Now that's a good-looking guy! Kinda reminds me of the VERY hot Tom Brady. But buffer and more manly looking.

Posted by: CWKing at September 11, 2008 11:18 AM

Conservative women eat moose. Liberal women eat beaver.

Ahem. Sorry.

Seriously, you go Rachel. Encourage those Dems to move further left. Please.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2008 11:27 AM

He looks a bit like Tommy Tutone.

Posted by: Jacob at September 11, 2008 11:28 AM

That's not a dude? No way!

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at September 11, 2008 11:29 AM

That's more of a bloke than I'll ever be!

Posted by: Obnoxio The Clown at September 11, 2008 11:41 AM

Am I the only one who thinks she could kick Obama's ass?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2008 11:52 AM

Rachel should do an ad for anti-Viagara. One look at that face and men would have a hard-off for 36 hours.

Posted by: Jacob at September 11, 2008 11:56 AM

That's a MAN, BABY! YEAH!!!

Posted by: Austin Powers at September 11, 2008 12:12 PM

I can't stand the I'm-such-a-bad@ss smug she's always wearing. I had never even heard of her until Newsbusters posted an entry about her.

Posted by: suzycreamcheese at September 11, 2008 12:19 PM

She's SO lesbian she's gone full circle. Does she have trouble finding girls that don't like guys to go out with her because she looks like a guy?

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 11, 2008 1:20 PM

" the event of an erection disappearing for more than four hours, consult your physician immediately as this could indicate a more serious being turned off to sex permanently by spontaneously envisioning this bull dyke!"

Posted by: matt at September 11, 2008 1:41 PM

Is there some LAW that says lesbians have to look like men or just UGLY?
Proof that our world makes no sense; in a perfect world, lesbians would think that women are so great, they would want to look FEMININE!

Posted by: KHarn at September 11, 2008 2:50 PM

Vaginterians. Disgusting lot.

Posted by: anonymous at September 11, 2008 3:02 PM

I think women become bull dykes because they can't make themselves look good as women to begin with. Go figure.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at September 11, 2008 4:22 PM

MSMBC picks real winners don't they?

That kinda explains their terrible ratings though.

Guess they did not get the memmo that you can not earn a lot of money, as a national brand, idiot marketing to very small demographics that don't collectivly make up a double-digit margin in spending power.

Re-arrange some more deck chairs..........

Posted by: Oiao at September 11, 2008 6:06 PM

It never fails. When their ship is listing, the Dems run to the side that is already awash.

Posted by: James McEnanly at September 11, 2008 7:01 PM

OK will you guys stop posting pictures of her brother?

Oh, that really is Rachel Madcow? Never mind. And what is a Rachel Madcow anyway?

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 11, 2008 9:37 PM

Am I the only one who thinks she could kick Obama's ass?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 11, 2008 11:52 AM

No McCain and Palin will.

Posted by: joe at September 12, 2008 12:59 AM

That's a dude with moobs.

Posted by: Ed at September 12, 2008 1:07 PM