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September 3, 2008

Moonbats Forbid Action Movie Posters

Moonbats are fine with giving children condoms and teaching them how to perform sex acts. But they do draw a line somewhere. Posters for the movie Wanted have been ruled "not suitable to be seen by children" by Britain's Advertising Standards Authority, because they feature Angelina Jolie brandishing guns.

Because guns empower individuals, they are deemed evil by the collectivist Left. These posters allegedly make guns attractive; therefore, they will not do.

Universal Pictures assured the ASA's militant moonbats that the posters are no longer in circulation, and that there are no plans for their future use.

There is always the danger that someone will see the movies themselves, and be left with the politically incorrect impression that action movies are exciting. No doubt legislation will deal with this threat in due time. Eventually theaters will be limited to Sundance films about having sex with horses and sleazy teenagers with vagina dentata. Then at last the public will be safe.

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Forbidden by moonbats.

On a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 3, 2008 8:25 AM

Comments

That is a good looking pistol. She needs to get rid of the extended mag though. It throws the balance off.

Posted by: single stack at September 3, 2008 9:49 AM

Everyone knows what a success Britain's anti-firearms campaign has been, right? Hey Britain, how's that working for ya? I hear the firearms murder rate in London is higher than NY City these days. Well, if it doesn't work all you have to do is more of it, right?

What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 3, 2008 12:16 PM

Kind of off topic, but the teenager with v.dentata is '...High school student Dawn works [for] the local chastity group.' she is hardly a 'sleazy teenagers'. The rest of the male cast very sleasy, with her step brother and doctor tops on the sleazy list.

Posted by: ceann rua at September 3, 2008 1:22 PM

KIlling this poster because of pics of guns is a bit much.

But yes, it should be banned and I hope I can erase it from my memory. The first thing that struck me was that it appears to show, in foreground, a right arm with a left hand grafted on and a woman looking over the shoulder of this arm - took a while to spot it was all one person, not a person and a medical experiment gone wrong.

Then, the guy: oh come on, "gangsta" grip? Could the production staff not have included someone who actually has fired a handgun? Or did they ignore the bursts of laughter from the Property Manager, "Best Boy", stunt persons, camera operators...

And that monotone color - looks like a cheap copy of an old tintype. Could be effective - but not done so horribly.

Not to mention it is the first picture I have ever seen that makes Angelina Jolie look like a reject from the "Miss Eastern South Podunk" contest.

Posted by: teqjack at September 3, 2008 3:22 PM

"teqjack at September 3, 2008 3:22 PM"

Well, you covered all my objections and more, so I'll just mosey along. (How the freak does one "mosey" anyway?)

Posted by: KHarn at September 3, 2008 3:35 PM

Kinda reminds me of Nine-Percent Nancy, years ago, when California passed it's totally ineffective (unless you count it as a step towards disarmament of the public) "Assault" weapons ban years ago. In a press conference, as she proclaimed victory, she was holding up and waving around an Uzi or Mac-10 or somesuch, and in the space of a few moments broke all four of the basic laws of firearm safety:

1. ALL FIREARMS ARE ALWAYS LOADED

With the abandon she was waving this thing around, clearly clueless... I'm sure she was 'told' by some staffer that it was unloaded. That kind of info flies like a Lead Zepplin with any real firearm owner.

2. NEVER POINT THE MUZZLE OF YOUR WEAPON AT ANYTHING YOU AREN'T WILLING TO UTTERLY DESTROY

See point 1 above.

3. NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO FIRE

She's clearly shown with her finger on the trigger. Not just on it, but completely hooked around it if memory serves correct. Libtard.

4. ALWAYS BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET -- AND WHAT'S BEHIND IT

See points 1 & 2. I doubt she actually would have given a shit if it did go off... it was an impressive photo-op, and I'm sure sure she knew that any one of the proles in attendance would gladly take a bullet for the Greater Good (tm).

It'd be sweet if someone could find video of this, but it was pre-Internet I think. Maybe someone can find stills?

Anyway, the dipshits there ALL broke "Hiram's Law"...

IF A LIBERAL, MARXIST, MENTAL DEFICIENT, HOLLYWOOD STAR, "ACTIVIST", "PROGRESSIVE", TRAITOR, DRUNK, LOONBALL, OR HIPPIE IS WAVING A GUN AROUND... FOR *ANY* REASON... DUCK AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THE ROOM

Nancy clearly falls into at least 3 of the above categories; up to you to decide which.

Posted by: hiram13pm at September 3, 2008 5:06 PM

Hiram13pm - all except for the NOOGE! That man knows how to shoot, and goes out of his way to piss off MoonBats to boot.

Posted by: Oiao at September 3, 2008 6:10 PM

You're right. I'll amend that to "Hollywood Star who's popular in Hollywood".

Posted by: hiram13pm at September 4, 2008 3:31 PM