« Monsters | Main | Barney Frank Declares Open Season on Sarah Palin's Children »

September 3, 2008

Moonbats Forbid Action Movie Posters

Posted by Van Helsing at September 3, 2008 8:25 AM

Moonbats are fine with giving children condoms and teaching them how to perform sex acts. But they do draw a line somewhere. Posters for the movie Wanted have been ruled "not suitable to be seen by children" by Britain's Advertising Standards Authority, because they feature Angelina Jolie brandishing guns.

Because guns empower individuals, they are deemed evil by the collectivist Left. These posters allegedly make guns attractive; therefore, they will not do.

Universal Pictures assured the ASA's militant moonbats that the posters are no longer in circulation, and that there are no plans for their future use.

There is always the danger that someone will see the movies themselves, and be left with the politically incorrect impression that action movies are exciting. No doubt legislation will deal with this threat in due time. Eventually theaters will be limited to Sundance films about having sex with horses and sleazy teenagers with vagina dentata. Then at last the public will be safe.

On a tip from Burning Hot.