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September 24, 2008
Joy Behar Gets a Little Tingle
This ought to put the brakes on Slick Willie's previously unstoppable sex drive:
Channeling Chris Matthews' "thrill up my leg" remarks, "View" co-host Joy Behar described acquiring "a little tingle" when former President Bill Clinton appeared on Monday's show. On the September 22 edition of "Larry King Live" Joy Behar described the former president as "charming," "charismatic," "he touched me a little," and "I got a little tingle."
Joy Behar coming at you with "a little tingle" would be enough to counter a jar Viagra.
Behar also informed the half dozen people who still watch Larry King that it's racist to notice that the arugula-munching, Bible-clinger–denouncing Obamessiah is elitist.
On a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 24, 2008 8:17 AM
Comments
I love those redheads...j/k.
It makes her leg tingle, but why does it make my stomach turn?
Posted by: Harris at September 24, 2008 8:36 AM
I likes a little tingle too... I mean a little tinkle. I mean, uh there weren't any cameras in that restroom. I don't know what you are talking about.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at September 24, 2008 8:46 AM
Caption "When Bill told me to kneel down in front of him, close my eyes and open my mouth - all of a sudden he stuck he stuck somethign in there and it tasted horrible and smelled realy bad. Then I opened my eyes to the sound of a zipper closing. "
Posted by: Anonymous at September 24, 2008 9:07 AM
Dear Lord... warn us before you post a picture of that harpy.
Eye bleach, stat!
Posted by: Naqamel at September 24, 2008 9:08 AM
So he touched you and gave you the tingles? Considering the fact that Bill has some REAL bad taste in women (Paula Jones epitomizes not only Trailer Trash, but was a hawk-nosed skank to boot), he may very well have been hitting on you, Joy.
Why does anyone care what this D-list nobody has to say?
Posted by: matt at September 24, 2008 10:57 AM
The only thing that could give that whale a tingle is a vibrator with a kickstart.
Posted by: Zen at September 24, 2008 12:55 PM
I know that there are a lot of sexual fetishes out there, but I never imagined that there would be people who got off on POLITICS! (But then a LOT of fetishes I could never imagine)
Posted by: KHarn at September 24, 2008 1:32 PM
