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September 15, 2008
HuffPo Moonbat Indulges in Saracuda Fantasies
The shortage of attractive women on the Left has forced moonbats to indulge in sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin. As you might expect, they are warped. Here goes HuffPo's Michael Seitzman:
I want to have sex with her on my Barack Obama sheets while my wife reads aloud from the Constitution. (My wife is cool with this if I promise to "first wipe off Palin's tranny makeup." I married well.)
That will put Saracuda in her place. She's not a leader, she's just a sex object. Luckily for Dems, no one is likely to take this line of attack against Shrillary.

Hat tip: Gateway Pundit; on a tip from Burning Hot.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 15, 2008 8:33 AM
Comments
I'm just getting a feeling Democrats don't respect women as much as they've been claiming. Probably just me.
Posted by: mega at September 15, 2008 8:43 AM
Wipe off the tranny makeup? Its good to see that this guy can be a multi-tasking trasher. I thought we were supposed to be embracing trangendered people? Shows you which side is the intolerant one.
Posted by: schweineins at September 15, 2008 8:58 AM
You'll note, in his article, he makes no specific criticisms of a single policy of hers. If the best they can do is objectify her and call anyone who considers her a good vice president an idiot, then they have some bit issues now, don't they?
Posted by: mandy at September 15, 2008 9:02 AM
wonder when they're going to add buttugly ariana huffstoomuch to that photo?!?
Posted by: nanc at September 15, 2008 9:07 AM
Every time I'm unfortunate enough to see a photo of the late Andrea Dworkin, I'm faced with a conundrum: she worked as a prostitute, and yet managed to become fat.
I'd have bet the rent money that she would've starved as a hooker, but that's me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 15, 2008 9:56 AM
THE most "sexist", vile, ugly and offensive comments are coming from the gang of leftist bloggers, "journalists" and commentators...and not a peep from the "feminists" or any of the oh-so-politically correct "progressives". Nada.
If the large percentage of Americans who aren't political ideologues don't see the left for what they are now, they never will.
If I were a Fox News type, I would never EVER let them forget this. These leftist phonies can now be marginalized SO much they'll never be able to talk with any "authority" again. Let's do our job!
Posted by: matt at September 15, 2008 10:07 AM
Dude, you have Obama sheets? That's just...SO wrong on so many levels. I think you have bigger problems than just fantasies about hot right-wing governors. BTW, liberals have done untold damage to the Constitution, far more than any conservatives have (not that cons are entirely blameless).
Then again, maybe that attraction should tell you something...
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 15, 2008 11:11 AM
That picture is missing the stunning Cindy Sheehan, Whoopie Goldberg, Rosie O'Donnell, and Joy Behar for the Dem side. And don't forget to add Elizabeth Hasselback to the "ours" column.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 15, 2008 11:17 AM
I'm just getting a feeling Democrats don't respect women as much as they've been claiming. Probably just me.
Mega, you have to remember the Law of Moonbat Equality, as defined by George Orwell: All x are created equal, but some x are more equal than others. It can be demonstrated as follows:
- Hillary Clinton (moonbat) > Sarah Palin (conservative).
- BHO (barking moonbat) > Al Sharpton (moonbat) > Colin Powell (conservative).
You would think that women would be thrilled that Sarah Palin is running on a Presidential ticket and that she got there based on her accomplishments, not her chromosomes. You would think liberals would be thrilled at the "progress" this shows, to have a woman not just on a national ticket, but on a ticket that has a chance to win (Geraldine Ferraro's ticket-mate, Mondale, had no chance, ever). You would think that her decision to have her last child even knowing it would have Downs Syndrome would be applauded by the left as caring and compassion winning over convenience and selfishness.
And you would think wrong. Liberals do not want a black president, they want a president in their own image (lefty). Liberals do not want a woman vice president, they want a woman vice president in their own image (moonbat). In the Liberal Calculus, Orwell's Law reduces to BarkingMoonbat(x) > Moonbat(x) > Centrist(x) > anything else(x).
Now THAT'S something they don't teach you in math class. Actually, these days I guess they do - they just don't state it as baldly as I did.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 15, 2008 11:26 AM
Another Day, Another Smear: Sarah Palin Must Be a Racist Because She Lives in the PacNW.
Posted by: V the K at September 15, 2008 12:04 PM
"Liberals do not want a black president, they want a president in their own image (lefty). Liberals do not want a woman vice president, they want a woman vice president in their own image (moonbat)."
But liberals didn't want Hillary, either. Correction: they wanted her, until the second a more trendy liberal man came along, whereupon they dropped her like a hot potato, and then proceeded to destroy her.
If female liberals ever needed proof that male liberals' regard for women runs a mile long and an inch deep, they have it in the treatment of Hillary. More than 40 years after Stokely Carmichael said, "The only position for women in SNCC is prone", not a lot appears to have changed.
Posted by: avalon at September 15, 2008 1:43 PM
What are you crazy? Rosie's hot.
*thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap thwap*
Mmmmmmmmm Rosie.
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at September 15, 2008 2:59 PM
Avalon: Quite so. The left is all about what's trendy, not about what's useful. Style over substance, appearance over reality, and feelings over facts. And when you do manage to dig to the bottom of the pile of fluff, you find an ugly, shallow, selfish, elitist, sexist, racist core that has deluded itself into thinking it is none of the above. They wanted Hillary because a female President would have great symbolic value. The wanted BHO because a black President has even greater symbolic value. They don't want Sarah Palin anywhere except in bed, because conservatives to them are lower life forms. And it's not like they're shy about that stance, either.
I hope the feminists are getting something out of their ties to the Democrats, because they sure aren't getting equality or advancement.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 15, 2008 10:25 PM
let me get this straight. suddenly the right wing has taken up the mantle of feminism...yet still judges women crassly on their appearance? how can you possibly call the democrats out on being "sexist" towards sarah palin (and it was a tacky and unnecessary comment) and then post a graphic like that? and still insist that it's your party who are advancing the narrative?
sexism isn't just a problem for the democrats or the republicans in this historic election season, it's something much more ingrained in our culture than that, and it's going to be as long as women are judged unfairly by their appearances. we have an opportunity here to have a national discussion about race and gender that is far more nuanced than the one going on. but no - sexism is only a problem when it's leveled at palin. she's the only victim here.
seriously. grow up.
Posted by: subgenius at September 16, 2008 12:07 AM

