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September 30, 2008
Global Warming Hoaxers Call for Food Rationing
The headlines at the moonbat-infested Guardian are so terrifying, you hardly dare to read further:
MEAT MUST BE RATIONED TO FOUR PORTIONS A WEEK, SAYS REPORT ON CLIMATE CHANGE
It's not a joke. Hoaxers are actually using the "climate change" farce — which took over from global warming when people started to figure out that it's not getting any warmer — to justify the ultimate form of control, food rationing.
People will have to be rationed to four modest portions of meat and one litre of milk a week if the world is to avoid run-away climate change, a major new report warns.
The report, by the Food Climate Research Network, based at the University of Surrey, also says total food consumption should be reduced, especially "low nutritional value" treats such as alcohol, sweets and chocolates.
Outside of university faculties and psychiatric wards, few really believe their diet influences the weather. But of course what this is really about is advancing the sacred liberal cause of totalitarianism as an end in itself.
Tara Garnett, the report's author, warned that campaigns encouraging people to change their habits voluntarily were doomed to fail and urged the government to use caps on greenhouse gas emissions and carbon pricing to ensure changes were made.
As pioneering progressive Benito Mussolini put it, "All within the state, nothing outside the state." Not even what you have for dinner should escape regulation.
This is why liberals don't want citizens to own guns. Sooner or later, if we're still human, we'll rebel.
On a tip from James C.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 30, 2008 8:40 PM
Comments
guess i had my ration of steak for supper this evening...cheese on my salad...BURP!
Posted by: nanc at September 30, 2008 8:53 PM
This new way to save the planet works for the moonbats on two fronts:"Reducing carbon emissions" and keeping us from eating meat. It'll probably have PETA's endorsement.
Posted by: conservativeteen at September 30, 2008 8:59 PM
I used to read this stuff and think "Ha ha, crazy moonbats - fun stuff to read, never gonna happen."
Now I see it's all really happening.
If the moonbats say we have to be forced to eat less and we have to eat less meat, I have almost no doubt there will be less food, and less meat, available to us at some point in the not-distant futue.
Plus, with Obama almost a shoo-in, that adds even more certainty.
Posted by: mega at September 30, 2008 9:06 PM
Eeeerrr AGW people....the Earth has been cooling for the last 7 years. CO2 my butt.
Posted by: BJL at September 30, 2008 9:46 PM
Except at upscale restaurants in NY, Wash.,and L.A.
Posted by: claw at September 30, 2008 10:15 PM
But you are mistaken comrade. Chocolate rations have ALWAYS been 4oz, not 5oz. And thus did he learn to love Big Brother.
Pi$$ on the neo-Luddite f&cktards infesting the left. If they wanna be rationed down to 4 modest 'servings' of meat and milk, their asses can do that. There is NO reason to ration food in the US, especially meat. God, I'm beginning to actually HOPE for a Dalton-type Minima to shut these f&ckwits up!
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at September 30, 2008 10:56 PM
What do we eat the other 3 days? SOYLENT GREEN? With Soylent Yellow for breakfast and Soylent Red for lunch?
Posted by: Anonymous at October 1, 2008 4:59 AM
When are these "progressives" going to realize what the rest of us already know? The earth is cooling. We are approaching a severe drop in global temperature brought on by a corresponding severe drop in the activity of that GIANT FUCKING BALL OF FIRE IN THE SKY CALLED THE 'SUN.' And people like this dickhole are telling us to ration our meat and milk intake? Please go die.
Posted by: cowlove at October 1, 2008 5:59 AM
Anon-
You could be right about the Soylent sustenance, but more likely than not, we'll get the human breast-milk ice cream instead.
...and then the left will screech about those who are so intolerant towards lactose.
Anyone have any extra guns? I can't afford a good one, and I'll probably need one to kill my own food- and defend myself and my family from these degenerates half-wits.
BTW- speaking of meat- didn't God want animal sacrifices because the smell of a burnt offering pleased him? What can I say? The good Lord loves a BBQ! Meat is not murder. It's delicious.
Posted by: Murff at October 1, 2008 6:08 AM
Anon-
You could be right about the Soylent sustenance, but more likely than not, we'll get the human breast-milk ice cream instead.
...and then the left will screech about those who are so intolerant towards lactose.
Anyone have any extra guns? I can't afford a good one, and I'll probably need one to kill my own food- and defend myself and my family from these degenerate half-wits.
BTW- speaking of meat- didn't God want animal sacrifices because the smell of a burnt offering pleased him? What can I say? The good Lord loves a BBQ! Meat is not murder. It's delicious.
Posted by: Murff at October 1, 2008 6:09 AM
So, are they going to tell me I can't sell my cattle as I see fit as well?
Perhaps I will need another permit for the chickens?
If they can control where the food goes, they can control how the food is raised.
Liberals must be stopped. This is insane.
Posted by: jimmy at October 1, 2008 6:35 AM
Murff;
May I suggest Hi Point Firearms of Mansfield, OH? Inexpensive but rugged and very good for the price handguns and carbines (if a bit ugly). Pistols in the $150 range (9mm, .45, & .40SW).
Also, GAMO pellet rifles for small game... the better ones can take down boar with a head shot, so more than adequate for rabbits. Plus, 500 rounds cost about $4.
Posted by: hiram at October 1, 2008 6:38 AM
I think we should ration the amount of hot air these tards spew. Think of the good that will do for the environment.
Of course they want to take our guns. An unarmed population is far easier to control.
Posted by: Zen at October 1, 2008 7:15 AM
Next thing you know these green moonbats will demand we drive our cars only on certain days and ride bicycles the rest of the ti,e their sounding so much like BIG BROTHER telling us what to do ITS TIME TO TELL THEM WE DONT WANT BIG BROTHER WE DONT WANT ANY DARN RATIONING AND MOST OF ALL WE DONT WANT GREEN MOONBATS MOONBATTS GO HOME
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 1, 2008 7:18 AM
I said it before and I'll say it again. Eat the Liberals. Waste not want not.
Posted by: Corona at October 1, 2008 11:20 AM
heres a word toPETA,PCRM,CSPI and the rest of the food police busy bodies HANDS OFF MY WHOPPER HAND OFF MY WHOPPER OR END UP AS MAIN COARSE SQUAWK SQUAWK NEVER EVER GET A SPURWING PLOVER ANGRY
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 1, 2008 11:31 AM
It seems we can eat all the meat we want, with one slight modification.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/australiaclimatefoodkangaroosoffbeat
Kangaroo: it's what's for dinner.
By the way - I've eaten it. Not great, but not bad.
Posted by: PabloD at October 1, 2008 10:01 PM
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 1, 2008 10:30 PM
