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September 18, 2008
Failed Comedian Doug Stanhope's Tasteless Pro-Abortion Publicity Stunt
Posted by Dave Blount at September 18, 2008 9:53 AM
As a comedian, Doug Stanhope may be an abject failure, but at least he has the smarts to know how a career is jumpstarted. He has offered Bristol Palin $25,000 to get an abortion:
Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us — the silent majority — to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.
These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home.
Since this loser is rarely seen even on Comedy Central anymore, where he would get $25,000 is an open question. But at least the kingmakers in the sewer known as the entertainment industry will know he's one of the guys, should they happen to notice his bid for attention.
Here Stanhope presents the moonbat version of family values:
I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her — she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.
We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know.
Mercifully, their own tin god Darwin will eventually rub vermin like Stanhope out of existence.
Doug Stanhope, moonbat morality incarnate.
Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ; on a tip from V the K.
