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September 5, 2008
Earth First! Ecoterrorists Blubber and Weep
Check out this hilarious video of moonbats crying over oppressed trees:
They want the trees to know they care.
But like most environmentalists, they don't care so much about humans. The Chilling Effect has some background on these Earth First! folks:
Earth First! (EF!) is a "warrior society" that takes a "by any means necessary" approach to "defending mother earth." The group declines to participate in the democratic process, preferring instead to damage, disable, and destroy the property of its ever-growing list of enemies. EF! targets include, but are by no means limited to, loggers, ranchers, and farmers — especially those who grow genetically modified crops. Earth First!ers' crimes include assault, arson, and untold acts of sabotage.
Before he quit in the late 1980s, the driving force behind EF! was a man named Dave Foreman. His book Ecodefense: A Field Guide To Monkeywrenching is a how-to for environmental saboteurs. It includes nine chapters of instructions on subjects ranging from tree spiking to destroying roads, from disabling equipment to making smoke bombs. Rodney Coronado, an Earth First! zealot who was sentenced to 57 months in federal prison following a string of arsons, calls the book "our bible."
Kudos to Earth First! for being so sincere. The more sincere moonbats are, the easier it is for others to see that they are evil and insane, and be warned away from their depraved ideology.
On a tip from Rob Banks.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 5, 2008 6:53 AM
Comments
LMBFTO!
these people are ALWAYS good for a guffaw! they probably fling dung at each other in their spare time.
Posted by: nanc at September 5, 2008 7:17 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
That is precious.
Posted by: mega at September 5, 2008 7:48 AM
Total Loons!
Posted by: Felix at September 5, 2008 7:51 AM
Do you think they cry over aborted babies and/or our fallen soldiers? Personally I highly doubt it.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 5, 2008 8:00 AM
Okay, I can officially say that I've seen the full spectrum of bat-shit crazy. GO LEFTIES!!!!
Posted by: Asmodeus at September 5, 2008 8:34 AM
Dude, WTF? That was some funny stuff. Some people are just unable to function in society. Leave them in the woods, eventually, they'll feed the trees.
Posted by: Geronimo at September 5, 2008 8:51 AM
Nail these wackos to the trees in the forest with spikes so they can "bond" with them. They can drink the sap that leaks out where the spikes go in tree. They can also eat bugs and flies and maybe a squirrel now and then.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 5, 2008 9:27 AM
wale whispering and other nonsense from "down under"
"Traditions embraced in a naive style"
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24295768-5007146,00.html
Posted by: baldeagle390 at September 5, 2008 9:41 AM
oops...wale = whale
Posted by: baldeagle390 at September 5, 2008 9:42 AM
I'm sorry, but the term "Moonbat" just does not fit here. It's too ... passive. Too 'normal" compared to these ... cretins? Fruitcakes? Blowflies? I dunno. There has to be a term specifically for this type of moonbat.
Posted by: Dwaine at September 5, 2008 10:20 AM
Remember to do your part...
Save a tree...eat a beaver!
Posted by: on-the-rocks at September 5, 2008 10:32 AM
Should we call them Hootie and the Blowflies?
Sorry.
Posted by: on-the-rocks at September 5, 2008 10:34 AM
Why, they're as sane as...as sane as...let's see...well, that's not the point.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 5, 2008 11:07 AM
One almost wants to go nuke an old-growth forest, just so these batbrains can have a reinvigorated sense of purpose. Surely, that would be an act of kindness.
**cue sound of chainsaw revving**
Posted by: The MaryHunter at September 5, 2008 12:01 PM
Only people so far gone from being with reality can dream up such a reality…
This is a form of extreme luxury…
[And a sign that many couldn’t handle the luxury they may crave or be envious of. It destroys them, much as large lottery wins often destroy the winners]
After all, people in poverty stricken countries are too busy trying to stay alive to cry for trees to reconnect with nature (they weren’t ever connected to).
Posted by: Artfldgr at September 5, 2008 12:03 PM
Is this real? Please tell me its a spoof of the eco nuts. Are they relly that libtarded?
(rhetorical questions)
Posted by: the QUICK at September 5, 2008 12:38 PM
They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.
Posted by: Lyle at September 5, 2008 2:05 PM
... bring me to this rock that has the most incredible life ...
Crikey! You can't get much deader than a rock.
Isn't all that screaming going to scare the trees?
Posted by: ent at September 5, 2008 2:39 PM
Wow, I've long despised Earth First (Spit) and other such ecoterrorist groups, but this is just, whoa. Those people need serious mental help.
btw, an important fact worth noting is that the Unabomber was an Earth First-er. The people he killed were affiliated with companies that Earth First had put on their "Eco F**ker Hit List," including at least one innocent man whose company had been falsely accused of environmental crimes by Earth First (Thomas Mosser, executive of PR firm Burson- Marsteller, which Earth First falsely claimed was the company that helped improve Exxon Oil's public image after the infamous Exxon- Valdez oil spill).
The funny thing is, I wonder how many of these psychotic hypocrites fully support abortion?
Posted by: Adam at September 5, 2008 3:24 PM
Heh.
Heh heh.
Hah Hah Hah!
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AH HAH HAH HAH! BWAH HAH HAH!
HA...HA...BWAAAH!!!
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EEE...EEE...EEE... HAH! HAH!
Ha ha! Hah ha ha!
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Oooo, heh heh!
Heh!........Heh heh!....heh!
Whew! Oh boy! I needed that!
Thank you!
Posted by: JB at September 5, 2008 3:32 PM
Self-absorbed, narcissistic, over-"educated", under-experienced, drama-seeking idiots...who will do violence to people (beings with families, friends, lives, hopes and dreams) to "save" a tree.
God, in your infinite wisdom, if this experiment called America must fail, let the Moslems take over so these spoiled children find out what there REALLY can be to cry about.
Posted by: matt at September 5, 2008 4:14 PM
You know soemthing, after reading that article I felt like cutting up a polar bear in easy to chew patties and then dip them in a delcious sauce made from a pureed mix of California Sea lion and a big, fat Spotted Owl. Anyone want one?
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 5, 2008 4:18 PM
That recipe is delectable if you add some grey whale. Gives it the needed "zest". Serve on an old-growth wood platter.
Posted by: matt at September 5, 2008 6:53 PM
Dwaine...
There actually are classifications of the many, many sub-species of "Macroglossius Lunarius", a.k.a. Common Moonbat. See the following page...
P.S. It reads better if you do it out loud with an Australian accent....
The Archived "Dances With Moonbats" blog:
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/001280.php
Posted by: hiram at September 5, 2008 7:15 PM
If an Idiot screams in the woods does it make a sound?
Posted by: joe at September 5, 2008 10:29 PM
Joe,
Only if it is the tree that falls on the idiot.
Posted by: Oiao at September 6, 2008 12:59 AM
"The Trees"
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
The trouble with the maples
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'Oppression!'
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw
Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2008 4:00 AM
Anonymous
Rush rules! If Obama was incorporated into an old Rush tune it would be title, La Liberal Politician Stangiato!
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 6, 2008 7:22 AM
ooops Strangiato. sorry
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 6, 2008 7:24 AM
I hope these fools do not find out the wife and I pulled a wheelbarrel full of weeds and sapplings out of our garden today. My god our yard would be turned into a funeral site for compost.
Posted by: Emmit at September 7, 2008 6:10 PM
JB wrote: Self-absorbed, narcissistic, over-"educated", under-experienced, drama-seeking idiots...who will do violence to people (beings with families, friends, lives, hopes and dreams) to "save" a tree.
Yep. Narcissistic especially considering they were losing it in front of a camera. Clearly in need of some adjustment on their medications.
Posted by: Tin Man at September 8, 2008 11:35 AM
This So-Called "Field Guide to Monkeywrentching" along with a few stupid mindblowing acts have gotten this group and the Earth Liberation Front recognition as Domestic Terrorist Organizations.
Talk about being stupid in the post 9/11 era. Hopefully someone will dismantle these groups and put an end to their dangerous beliefs.
Posted by: RP Moscato at September 9, 2008 7:19 PM

