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September 10, 2008
CBC's Heather Mallick Denounces Saracuda
Small Dead Animals offers a condensed version of a recent tantrum by the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's Heather Mallick inspired by Sarah Palin:
…Sarah Palin … fit of pique … the white trash vote … sexual inadequates … she isn't even female really … Alaska hillbilly … "white trash" … trailer trash … rural, loud, proudly unlettered … toned-down version of the porn actress … overtreated hair, puffy lips … "pramface" … roughneck fuckin' redneck … prodding his daughter … ratboy … fizzing with rage and revenge … vicious and profoundly dishonest … good fast listing… nervous wreck with deeply strange hair … the hick vote … ordinary hillbilly … racism? … racism … "rectal fissure" … tense no-hoper ladies … white female marginals …
This sort of bigoted bile from a member of the liberal commentariat is the ultimate endorsement of Saracuda. It's appalling that Canadian taxpayers are forced to finance these hebephrenic sputterings, but it least they will help American readers to make the right choice in November.
On a tip from Burning Hot.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 10, 2008 10:23 AM
Comments
Judging by the responses to this article, it would appear that a great many cannucks are growing tired of having to pay for trash like this. Many of them seem to voice hope that after their elections the conservatives will once again have the majority.
Posted by: theQUICK at September 10, 2008 10:35 AM
hebephrenic: n. Dementia praecox occuring usually at puberty and characterized by sill behaviour and rapid loss of mentality.
Some day you'll thank me.
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Posted by: OregonGuy at September 10, 2008 10:37 AM
(silly, not "sill")
Posted by: OregonGuy at September 10, 2008 10:39 AM
She's a bit goofy in the head because when she fell out of the ugly tree she hit a few branches on the way down.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2008 10:45 AM
She looks like Rosie O'Donnell's sister and probably a carpet muncher too.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2008 10:48 AM
Should I even bother asking why a Canadian commentator should care about Sarah Palin? This is like that British idiot harping on about how we should vote for Obama, as if he would have to live with the consequences of that decision for 10 years :-).
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 10, 2008 11:01 AM
She's a bit goofy in the head because when she fell out of the ugly tree she hit a few branches on the way down.
She didn't just fall out of the ugly tree, she slid down the mountain in the ugly forest, face first. She resembles a young Helen Thomas.
Posted by: Mont at September 10, 2008 11:02 AM
wow, not just stupid but incredibly fugly too!!!!
Posted by: Zen at September 10, 2008 11:02 AM
Wow Heather, did they teach you all those nasty words in Journalism School?
What a lovely person to come home to at the end of a tough day.
Posted by: XBOLTS at September 10, 2008 11:36 AM
This assclown puts the BROAD in Canadian BROADcasting.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 10, 2008 11:39 AM
The underlying reason for Ms. Mallick's tirade is the angst Canadians have for anything Alaskan. They're still pissed off they didn't but it when the Russians had it for sale.
Holy O' shit eh? Dem dang Alkaskins done run off with me chainsaw AGAIN.
Posted by: XBOLTS at September 10, 2008 11:43 AM
but = buy
Posted by: XBOLTS at September 10, 2008 11:44 AM
but = buy
Why do the letters on my keyboard keep changing places?
Posted by: XBOLTS at September 10, 2008 11:45 AM
OOHH CANADUUHH this is comming from some canadian dim-wit blabbering her mindless poppycock
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 10, 2008 12:11 PM
Hey Heather get over Todd Palin, a proud American and bitter clinger i'm sure, beat your canadian asses in the Iditorad.
Posted by: Tom at September 10, 2008 12:23 PM
"unlettered" I get an overwhelming urge to 'drop the gloves' when people use words like that.
Posted by: forest at September 10, 2008 1:28 PM
My favorite part of the article is where, after insulting small-town Americans as "white trash", she proceeds to wonder why they don't vote Democrat. This is why liberals cannot win elections: you can't demean and condescend to people then expect them to vote for you, as in
"Don't you ignorant, inbred Jesus-freaks understand that we care about you and know what's best for you?"
Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at September 10, 2008 2:10 PM
Here in Canada we've had, until the last election, 20 years of Liberal govt. The bureaucrats that run things like the CBC are liberal appointees. Anti-US bias is expected from anybody involved with the CBC. It is a tax funded Corporation that doesn't have to answer to anyone and the programming reflects that. Nobody I know ever watches it.
Posted by: Rick A at September 10, 2008 2:12 PM
To me the amusing thing is characterizing Palin's family as white trash because their 17 year old is pregnant and unwed.
In short, rather like Obama's mom. Obama was born 8/4/61, so he was notionally conceived around 12/4/60 - several months before the Feb. wedding, and just days after his mother's 18th birthday on 11/29/60.
Since Obama Sr. split two years later (age ~ 27), turning down a more generous offer that would have let him bring his family with him, it doesn't take a genius to figure out that theirs was a shotgun marriage from which he exited at the first opportunity, never to show any appreciable interest (much less financial support) for his abandoned family.
Too bad they didn't have Jerry Springer back then.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2008 3:47 PM
Keep it coming. Between her, and that poll which shows something like 70 per cent of Europe wants Obama, I am pretty sure McCain/Palin is a done deal.
Thanks for the help, geniuses! Us gun-totin', white trash, Bible-thumpin', un-lettered red necks couldn't have done it without ya'! (Funny how we keep a-winnin', while you keep a-losin')
Posted by: matt at September 10, 2008 4:49 PM
I have a new name for Heather Mallick. How's this: Baroness Von Carpetmuncher
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 10, 2008 5:23 PM
I wonder if she realizes that she could be prosecuted by the Canadian kangaroo courts known as the Human Rights Commissions. Oh, that's right. She didn't disparage gays or muslims.
Posted by: claw at September 10, 2008 5:27 PM
"We represent the Lollipop Guild..." She's got the face of a Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz, but not their sweet disposition.
Posted by: suzycreamcheese at September 10, 2008 7:56 PM
Look at that huge forehead! Does Mallick has Down Syndrome? Is she really Trig Palin who was sent from the future to stop Sarah from becoming President in 2012?
Can't be... The slurred babbling pouring from her gaping maw is far less intelligible than any Down child's.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at September 10, 2008 8:20 PM
Can you imagine being a (sane) moderator summing up after her speech? "Uh, thank you, Ms. Mallick, for your ...uh...temperate and closely reasoned analysis..."
Then you jump out of the way, before the lightning bolt strikes where you were standing when you said that.
Note to Mallick: ixnay on the "fit of pique," the "tense no-hoper ladies," and the "white female marginals" characterizations. Pot, kettle, you know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 10, 2008 8:39 PM
Who cares what this non-American thinks???
Posted by: jj at September 10, 2008 9:31 PM
I'm just waiting for our resident trolls to start telling us how evil we are for disagreeing with Ms. Forehead.
Posted by: nobody at September 10, 2008 10:11 PM
she isn't even female really Uhhhh...you might want to try again on that one. No matter what else you think - she is definitely a woman.
Posted by: Bandit at September 11, 2008 9:57 AM
Don't we have enough idiotic irrational leberals in America to have to worry about this insignificant piece of drivel peddler? Why on Earth would Americans care what this irresponsible loon says.
Or any other CANADIANS concerning American politics for that matter?!
They will bad mouth our system and government or in this case our people!, but when they need something, their hands are out like the rest of the world that dribbles nonsense out of both sides of their mouths.
Posted by: Michelle S. at September 18, 2008 7:20 AM
This village idiot is a low life piece of shit who looks like she screws farm animals.You ugly bitch you couldn't make a pimple on Sara ass. You talk about white trash. You are the lowest fucking c*%t who ever opened her mouth. Hope you have a heart attack you ugly scumbag.
Posted by: Fred at September 18, 2008 7:23 AM
What an angry dude! He needs to get laid big time.
He is do blatantly jealous of Sarah Palin and her wholesome, hardworking mother, wife, useful member of society, role he has no other way of letting off steam. Too bad his wife is probably a pig with lipstick on! :)
What a hosehead, eh?
Posted by: Oscar V. at September 18, 2008 7:30 AM
I continue to find it interesting that, liberal woman (i.e. chicks in college nobody would date on a dare)like Mallick say Palin is a "hick, ignorant, not a woman" It's as though they have spent all that time alone thinking of reasons why they hate the more attractive, successful, popular woman. They don't understand why such a woman, happily married, attractive, intelligent, degreed, would get involved in politics. Why is Mallick referring to Palin as trash? Mallick is the unelected cow on the governement dole. CBC? to stupid to get a job at MSNBC, Heather, they'll hire anybody. Your audition was worse than Olberman's?. Oh Cananda...is this the best you have to offer?
Posted by: Tom at September 18, 2008 7:36 AM
Wow. It is difficult to believe anyone would employ such a piece of garbage.
Posted by: Ken at September 18, 2008 7:38 AM
I wanted to sit down here and fire off a really crude comment to you, but then it came to mind that if you lie down with dogs you'll get flees. Believe me dear when I say you definitley appear fleebitten. I'll bet your parents must be proud t they sired such an angry, vicious, offspring. I won't even claim you as a woman. I hope you get over your hostility because it is beginning to show on your face.
Posted by: Nikki at September 18, 2008 7:46 AM
Apparently 'Mallick' is of Irish nobility but when this harpie obviously dropped her lineage namesake to imitate French aristocracy with a hissy fit in gutter-speak sniveling "Let Them Eat Cake!" she hasn't learned the lesson.
Do you think we're capable of giving her a figurative equivalent?? Perhaps just a law against ugliness past skin deep.
Our Canadian brothers have stood with us in the fight against the war on terror and I appreciate that when they split their conservative party in two, which many here whine for the same demonstrated idiocy, they halved their influence just as quickly.
Will we both learn from their mistake?? Maybe.
Posted by: Winghunter at September 18, 2008 8:40 AM
I am surprised that a newspaper would allow such trashy language as in Mallick's column. It has blown off the top of decency and respect for readers. Not everyone is low income by choice and we certainly don't consider ourselves as trash. But she just shows her stupidity with such adjectives.
Sarah Palin IS THE ONLY candidate out of the 4 that shows any spirit and energy to maybe get things down in the United States.
Me? I'm fom Mississippi, USA
Posted by: nancy brown at September 18, 2008 10:23 AM
Why does Bob Goldthwait hate Palin so much and why did he change his name to Heather?
Posted by: Roger Wilson at September 18, 2008 10:50 AM
Having heard the Fox News interview with David Warren of the Ottawa Citizen (9/18) and his weak defense of this "slut", her employer, the CBC (Critical Backbiters Club) ought to be ashamed of themselves of using our tax money to pay this "slut" to slobber her venom. Growing up, my mother would use soap to clean my mouth -- is there nothing stronger that could be used to clean up this trash. Warren was not much better in his interview, but did tone down his rhetoric.
Posted by: Sorry I'm Canadian at September 18, 2008 11:36 AM
We watch Fox News on a regular basis early morning and late at night. This morning, after hearing what Heather Mallick had to say about Sarah Palin is most disturbing. This Warren guy who was interviewed on the matter was clearly 'out to lunch' when suggesting that the opinions that Mallick has about Governor Palin are the same as most Canadians. It's one thing to attack someones political views but when it is a character assignation which goes overboard and even includes an innocent family she has gone to far. To think that our tax dollars pay for this trash!
Posted by: Myrna Popoff/Lucien Vasseur at September 18, 2008 12:53 PM
canadian taxpayer, outraged that the loonie lefties at CBC get paid for spouting this distorted and unrepresentative(of Canadians)venom. I can only apologize for the continuing ignorance of 'our publicly funded national broadcaster'. Sarah is a breath of fresh air and quite likely the best thing to happen to politics for some time. Too bad she is not Canadian! How long do you loonie lefties out there think the CBC would last then?
Posted by: barbara turner at September 18, 2008 1:33 PM
After seeing a picture of heater mallick I'm not surprised she does most of her work in the tundras of canada, but if were considered white trash then imaging what her furry friends in the frozen canadian wastelands think of her.
Posted by: bob at September 18, 2008 2:04 PM
Everythign she said abou tpalin is true... I dont see any lies??
Posted by: deshaun, atl, ga at September 18, 2008 2:12 PM
Everything she said about palin is true... I dont see any lies??
Posted by: deshaun, atl, ga at September 18, 2008 2:12 PM
I think she should be fired and we stop paying for this womans trash. If she hates Sarah Palin then fine but she cant show it without attacking teenagers that are not running for office. Nothing justifies using teens for target practice. Go after Palin if she must but stick to the facts and leave the thug mentality at home. The only redneck is this so called reporter. If ONE has a good point to make then it can be done in a responsible way, this isnt responsible its redneck mentality and the only point she makes is she has none so resorts to attacking children. I have no issue with those that dont like Sarah Palin or Obama but stick to the facts because once you start acting like this reporter did all is lost in the trash she put out. She didnt show a good story, just that she will attack children to make her point. What did an 18 year old young man do to her? Nothing. What did the 17 year old Bristol Palin do to her Nothing. Yet this woman verbally abuses them. That is not journalism its trash.
I havent thought to highly of the CBC lately and if they dont FIRE HER and stand by her then i will just skip that channel all together. I would rather see honest reporting and dealing with the person in question, not attack kids just to prove your a bully. Whats next, she throws the special needs son and other special needs kids under the bus? She halfway there already.
Im Canadian and usually cheer on the democrats but I dont support Obama, and after hearing Palin speak at the convention and reading about her, she is a breath of fresh air. Democrats keep saying she doesnt have the experience but they cant answer the same question when asked what experience Obama has. Hes s first time junior senator, shes been a mayor and now the Governor of the state.
If that so called reporter isnt fired, it shows how far down the hole the CBC has found it self in. They cant keep the good honest reporters that actually so they hire trash like this and call her a reporter.
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Posted by: tarmagon at September 18, 2008 3:23 PM
meeeooow....little jealousy showing? as well it should...palin is everything mallick isn't.
good looking, successful, wildly popular, has a handsome husband, internationally known and has a good chance to be the most powerful woman in the world.
mallick...unattractive, working for a govt. subsidized
entity that spews garbage and basically unknown even in her own liberal country until she made an ass out of herself, her employer and her country. now everyone knows her and how vile she is.
she did more for the republican party than she could imagine. waaaaay to go mallick!
Posted by: beverly at September 18, 2008 6:37 PM
What a cunt.
Posted by: Jeff at September 18, 2008 7:56 PM
What a cunt.
Posted by: Jeff at September 18, 2008 7:57 PM
What a cunt.
Posted by: Jeff at September 18, 2008 7:57 PM
What a cunt.
Posted by: Jeff at September 18, 2008 7:57 PM
i'm white, trashy and proud....
CBC.... you should be ashamed to employ this hateful person.
Posted by: m. berg at September 18, 2008 7:58 PM
No wonder Mallick hates Palin; Palin is everything that Mallick is not; accomplished, bright, intelligent, beautiful, smart, highly polished and a beloved mother and wife not to mention popular and accomplished governor of her state. Mallick is a hate monger, obviously ugly, seems she cannot make anything happen in her own life capitalizes infact on hate, intolerance, never heard of her before she ripped into Palin but the picture and the demonstration is remarkably disgusting.
Get a life Mallick!
Posted by: Nygaltwh at September 18, 2008 7:59 PM
No wonder Mallick hates Palin; Palin is everything that Mallick is not; accomplished, bright, intelligent, beautiful, smart, highly polished and a beloved mother and wife not to mention popular and accomplished governor of her state. Mallick is a hate monger, obviously ugly, seems she cannot make anything happen in her own life capitalizes infact on hate, intolerance, never heard of her before she ripped into Palin but the picture and the demonstration is remarkably disgusting.
Get a life Mallick!
Posted by: Nygaltwh at September 18, 2008 7:59 PM
Yeah, like them comments about this Mallick, but me and some of my white trash Bud drinking buddies would love to scr** her in the a**. She's got that old worn porn star look, so obviously knows something about taking it in every orif***.
Posted by: mallick this at September 18, 2008 8:01 PM
Wow!!! Now I know why lions eat their young! Looks like the lion puked! Does anybody really care what some "heather" has to say? Could her, or his name is really be heath?
Posted by: mike at September 18, 2008 8:03 PM
Keep your fucking mouths shut you pathetic square headed d-bags. Not only do you sound like retards when you speak, you look like you were born out of incest. Never enter this country you communist ugly looking fucking bitches.
Posted by: Now hates Canadians at September 18, 2008 8:05 PM
I feel sorry for the canadian taxpayers having to fund such filth!
Posted by: mike at September 18, 2008 8:05 PM
I've been to Canada several times. Beautiful country with beautiful people, but this ol' Florida Country Boy- Redneck- White-trash guy finds Heather Mallick a lot uglier (physically and intellectually) than the ass-end of a British Columbia grizzly!!
Posted by: Tom at September 18, 2008 8:05 PM
This Mallick Scumbag.She has no business living on this earth. Satan is going to love her in Hell, cause that is where she will spend eternity. She is one of the scum of the earth along with all the left wing loons.
Posted by: Bill at September 18, 2008 8:11 PM
Ms. Mallick? Judging by the looks of things it is going to Ms. for a very long time! If she would look at herself she would see that she has alot more problems to tend to than worry about Palin.
Posted by: mike at September 18, 2008 8:13 PM
Yeah, I support McCain/Palin. I'm whitetrash and proud of it. Mallick is the capital "B" in BITCH.
She's obviously jealous and afraid. Fear is anger and hate. For someone who is supposedly college educated she sure sounds like the biggest dumbass I've ever heard. Thank you Mallick, you and idiots like you have just sealed this election for the republicans. I say stand up "WHITETRASH" Americans, vote McCain/Palin!!!!
Posted by: WhiteTrash at September 18, 2008 8:14 PM
And the Canadian government PAYS this woman? Doesn't she have an editor? I am apppalled.
From an American journalist.
Posted by: Karolyn at September 18, 2008 8:20 PM
How come a liberal has to end every argument with "you are such a big stupidface" because they really have nothing else? Or "she looks like a porn star" because they are jealous that a woman could really have a successful marriage, a houseful of kids, a great career and be pretty darn hot for a 40 year old mom? It really is true that people think they have to destroy what they will never, ever have.
Posted by: Ann at September 18, 2008 8:21 PM
And the Canadian government PAYS this woman? Doesn't she have an editor? I am apppalled.
An American journalist
Posted by: Karolyn at September 18, 2008 8:22 PM
Hey , I'm glad I found this site . I just left a nasty comment on CBCs website . You all have no doubt done this already . In case you haven't go now to flood 'em with e-mails & kudos to you all!
Posted by: dave at September 18, 2008 8:25 PM
There was WAY too much chlorine in that gene pool. She's not a reporter, she's an embarassment!
Who's desk is she under at CBC? Get rid of her while you can still do some damage control. Maybe Rosie O'Dnnell is still available!!Yes, even she would be an improvement. Good Luck! I think you're going to need it.
Posted by: rediaimfire at September 18, 2008 8:27 PM
McCain/Palin Has My White Trash Vote !
Posted by: dave at September 18, 2008 8:29 PM
It must really suck being Heather Malice, with all that hate and anger rolling around your heart all time, may god have mercy on her soul.
Posted by: shoey at September 18, 2008 8:31 PM
Dave, do you have mallick's e-mail address. Seems the CBC link to her e-mail is down. I wonder why???
I guess all us that are of "white trash men and women", hispanic, far eastern, and America's Heartland decent will need to vote heavy to offset those of Obama Rama, islamic terrorist, and gay Canadian decent.
Posted by: mallick this at September 18, 2008 8:38 PM
Heather, it is plain everytime you pull into your mother's drive, she runs out from under the porch and bites you on the leg.
While you were slamming Palin's daughter, why were you not slamming Biden and his daughter, Ashley Blazen Biden, who was arrested. I hear she was good at drinking, drugging and chasing whore mongers in addition to being arrested.
Posted by: Jo Herndon at September 18, 2008 8:47 PM
Yee Gods, what hole did the CBC pull this one out of?! Mean, nasty, ugly, quasi-simian-thug comes to mind.
Posted by: Judie at September 18, 2008 8:49 PM
She is only telling like it is...Nascar white trash Republicans for Jesus are generally anti-intellectual. The GOP needs to make the election a culture war because they have nothing to be proud of with 8 years of Bush.
Posted by: educated liberal at September 18, 2008 9:21 PM
It obviously really sucks being Heather Mallick.
Ugly, ignorant, stupid, no god, no principles, no class. A complete and total loser.
All of the canadians that I've met have been exactly the opposite. You are all welcome to visit anytime. But please, leave that pathetic slut at home.
Posted by: Mike from Alaska at September 18, 2008 11:15 PM

