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September 4, 2008
Biden: Elect Us and We'll Throw the Previous Administration in Jail
As if we didn't have enough compelling reasons to exert every effort to defeat the Democrats this fall, Joe "Plugs" Biden is now promising the leftist thugs who constitute his party's base that he will throw members of the Bush Administration in prison if he and the Marxist punk at the top of the ticket manage to seize power.
The pretext would be vague "violations that have been made against our Constitution," which apparently involve listening in on al Qaeda phone calls and not being sufficiently obsequious toward the terrorists vacationing at Club Gitmo. Plugs assures his fellow Dems that the inept fools dominating our 9% Congress are "collecting data, subpoenaing records, they're building a file." After all, "no one, no attorney general, no president — no one is above the law." Unless of course he's a Democrat like Clinton, who unlike Bush committed actual felonies while in office.
There are places in the world run by people of Obama's caliber. One reason people hold onto power in these places as long as they can — elections be damned — is that the retirement plan proposed by Biden is often applied to outgoing regimes.
Realizing that he had once again made a fool of himself, Plugs then used his other face to say of the supposed crimes of the Bush Administration:
But I have no evidence of any of that. No one's talking about pursuing President Bush criminally.
Which face to believe? Hopefully we'll never know, because the only way to find out would be to let these goons infest the White House.
On a tip from Rob Banks.
Posted by Van Helsing at September 4, 2008 11:38 AM
Comments
I hate when Biden does that "familiar" smirk. It makes me feel like a train conductor.
Posted by: mega at September 4, 2008 11:55 AM
"...throw members of the Bush Administration in prison".
What a profound domestic policy.
What's you're foreign policy? Travel to Venezuela, N. Korea, Iran, and Russia for parties?
Posted by: Corona at September 4, 2008 12:01 PM
They want to throw Bush in prison but meet unconditionally with dictators.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 4, 2008 12:17 PM
Plugs!!!! Love it. What do you expect from the far left. This is what they do. They spout whatever bullshiat they think their like minded loonies want to hear. What specific crime did Bush commit? Low popularity ratings? If that's a crime, the senate and congress better pack up their KY jelly.
Posted by: Zen at September 4, 2008 12:38 PM
Zen
You said "pack." That, I beleive, the operative word here. It just makes me giggle everytime I here Pack and Lib in the same sentence.
Posted by: Moonbat Insepctor General at September 4, 2008 1:19 PM
They may wish to be careful before opening this particular Pandora's box. In many of the less-developed countries the left so admires, it is also common practice for those in power to imprison or execute those who oppose them in their "free" elections. See Zimbabwe, Indonesia, Cuba, China, etc. It is a short step from one to the other, and under those circumstances, who could blame those in power for doing just that, given what would happen to them if they stepped down?
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: that George Washington stepped down peacefully at the end of his term, and that the incoming government allowed him to depart peacefully, established the newly formed United States of America as a civilized nation and may have been the single most important thing the founders could have done for the future of the nation. No more would we have turmoil and unrest during transfers of power. Revolution was rendered more or less unnecessary, too, since if your group lost the election, you'd get another shot in 4 years and could be secure in the knowledge that if you won next time, your opponents would leave the White House peacefully.
So once again, we see that the opposite of "progress" is "liberal".
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at September 4, 2008 1:26 PM
Ditto, CODER!
Also, if one party lost an election, they had a good chance of getting several of their people in office. This was another bit of wisdom of our Founding Fathers; the division of power.
As for "I-can't-abide-him", doesn't he know that COMMIES don't need evidence to jail someone?
Posted by: KHarn at September 4, 2008 2:36 PM
Biden looks like he just farted and is trying to hide it.
Posted by: Moonbat Investigator General at September 4, 2008 4:42 PM
Moonbat IG,
I think its more like Biden farted and he is smugly proud of the stink it created.
Posted by: Oiao at September 4, 2008 4:54 PM
Oiao
You are correct. Keep the saurkraut away from that dude!
Posted by: Moonbat Inspector General at September 4, 2008 5:31 PM
Here's what I hear from him: We're going to spend your money and waste it on ongoing political gotcha hearings so we can pander to a small lunatic fringe of our political base.
Is that not business as usual in Washington ? Is that truly doing the People's business or the party's business?
Is that really change?
Posted by: IOpian at September 4, 2008 6:07 PM
