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August 19, 2008

Will Shrillary Rise From the Grave Next Week?

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers don't lie still and stay dead, why should Shrillary? WND quotes Washington Examiner political columnist Tony Campbell:

I talked to a Clinton delegate here in Maryland. He told me they have been instructed to vote for Hillary (for president) on the first ballot. To make things more interesting, there is a movement to swing 160 delegates from Obama to Clinton. If that happens, Clinton could re-establish her campaign and face John McCain in the fall.
The group P.U.M.A. (for Public Unity My A--) claims that 15 delegates have switched from Obama to Clinton in July. There is still the possibility of a floor convention vote to fully seat the delegations from Michigan and Florida — which would benefit Senator Clinton.
The question is: Will it be an easy nomination for Obama — or one of the grandest political ambushes ever pulled off … on the voting floor of the convention?

As unlikely as this scenario might sound, Shrillary admitting she's been licked by a neophyte post turtle may be more unlikely still. Even Maureen Dowd has this much right:

It's impossible to imagine The Terminator, as a former aide calls her, giving up. Unless every circuit is out, she'll regenerate enough to claw her way out of the grave, crawl through the Rezko Memorial Lawn and up Obama's wall, hurl her torso into the house and brutally haunt his dreams.

It may be that the full effects of Operation Chaos have yet to unfold.

Is Shrillary unkillable? Via Gawker.

On a tip from Gradwell Cottage.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 19, 2008 12:31 PM


The "P" in PUMA stands for "Party".

Posted by: TwoDogs at August 19, 2008 1:31 PM

Yes she will. She may not win the nomination, but she and bill will get revenge and take several pounds of bloody flesh.

At this point, Obama is the better looser of everyone running for president this year. I mean that he has the least likely chance of surviving flyover state votes, unless ACORN and all of the other dimmocrap voting fraud works.

Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 1:32 PM

Hey TwoDogs - and the "A" in PUMA stands for Donkey?

Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 3:27 PM

I hope Hillery gives Obama a bloody nose (Figurativly speaking). It would be better for him to be trounced by his fellow Donkeys than for the country to have to endure another post-election conspiracy theory.

Posted by: KHarn at August 19, 2008 4:16 PM

I remember telling my wife when Shillary "suspended" her bid for the nomination that the key thing is she did not release her delegates.

Sure, they can change their mind and vote for whomever, but then again, so can Obamas'

Posted by: Sandy at August 19, 2008 4:32 PM

I hope Hillery gives Obama a bloody nose (Figurativly speaking).

I'd like to see her cold cock him.

Posted by: single stack at August 19, 2008 4:38 PM

"You will be assimilated."

Posted by: Pam at August 19, 2008 5:00 PM

Just another article showing that the media (not MSM) are getting ready for a cat fight at the DNC.

The Clintoons will get thier several pounds of flesh...

Never in history has a less qualified individual sought the highest office in the land with such a blank résumé.

Nothing is worse than a woman in a pants suit scorned………………

I Smell a Clinton Coup Brewing

Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 5:45 PM

About PUMA - don't count on them for much. Basically a bunch 'o crazy cat ladies.

and here is the powerful PUMA, plotting strategy


Posted by: mega at August 19, 2008 6:00 PM

You know the Clintoons are going to use this as a scare tactic next week.

Electoral Points: Barack Obama 264 - John McCain 274

Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 6:20 PM

Mega - that PUMA Pity Party is Pathetic! LOL

Posted by: Oiao at August 19, 2008 6:33 PM

God, I hope so.

If Shrillary usurps the anointed one at the convention, the backlash will put the dems in a horrific tailspin.

I think the Obamanaughts will be so angry they'll stay home rather than vote for Hillary.

Think landslide.

Posted by: The Him at August 19, 2008 7:39 PM