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August 7, 2008
Vote for Socks
This may surprise some, but readers are encouraged to vote for a candidate with virtually no experience, who has spent little time in the Senate, and whose main claim to the presidency is being half black. Another surprise: it's not who you think, but a Clinton!
Presenting Socks, the former Clinton First Cat:
Although currently trailing a moronic anti-Bush candidate, the proper Socks can pull ahead with your support. As they say in Chicago, vote early and often.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 7, 2008 9:46 AM
Comments
What a good looking cat, Socks is. If he is 35 yrs old and will not raise my taxes, I'll vote for 'im.
Posted by: Mockinbird at August 7, 2008 2:13 PM
Just be warned that he attends a church with rabid anti-Dog ideology and takes contributions from Big Tuna.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at August 7, 2008 8:26 PM
Btw guys, whoever has a blog, could ya help feature the lol and the vote link on your blog? (the 'vote early and often' link)
Socks needs your help to mock the Obamamaniacs!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at August 7, 2008 8:32 PM
Better a cat (even a dead one) than Obama - and I'm a Democrat!!
Posted by: Susan at August 8, 2008 3:56 PM
