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The product of a lifetime of affirmative action struggling to form a thought.

"Wizard of Uhs" is sheer brilliance. Van, was that yours? That should become official - I would use it from now on as the new moniker

I see the imagery now... pay no attention to the man behind the curtain !!! Soros

That's really Tom Cruise, isn't it?

Well, "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" is certainly the DNC's party tune.

Wizard of Uhs. Fabulous!

LOL - how appropriate Van!

I could have done with out the mental image of a fat hairy guy cross-dressing as Judy Garland though.... LOL

I believe Wizard of Uhs came from a Moonbattery reader. My apologies, I can't remember who it was.

But he's SO much smarter than Bush! He's the greatest speaker of our time!

/snark

When Bush stumbles in a speech, it shows he's a moron.

When Obama stumbles in a speech, it shows that he's "thoughtful" and "reflective."

In these troubled times, you are either with uhs, or against uhs!"

Next thing you know, he will be demanding a teleprompter for each of the 3 debates with McCain. I guess the MSM led moderators will be more than happy to give him the questions ahead of time, so that the text for the answers can be uploaded in time.

As if McCain is a good speaker. His speeches are a cure for insomnia.

"Th- th- th- that's not change we can believe in."

KHarn at August 22, 2008 3:49 PM

Hillarious!

Markus, McCain is just being 'thoughtful' in chooing his words.

Obama is an absolute embarasment when speaking off the cuff, and makes GW Bush look like a Shakespearean trained orator in comparison.

The one thing I did not see on Obama's very short resume was that he was on the debate team, anywhere. There is a reason for that.

He also was not a trial lawyer, for the same reason.

He can not debate off the cuff, period.

He stated several months ago, and I can pull up the video, that he would debate McCain anywhere, anytime.

McCain offered up 10 town hall debates. Obama refused and will only do 3 tightly MSM controlled (safe questions for him) debates.

Obama is very aware of his own inability to speak, off the cuff, on anything but liberal sound bites and talking points (he has a good memory for those).

I can not even imagine how sad and pitiful it would be if Obama had to speak, in a time of national crisis, such as Bush did at ground zero, and not make the USA look like fools to the the rest of the world. But then again, I guess they could always pack telepromters on Air Force 1 for him.

Even GW Bush would kick Obama's a** in a one on one, off the cuff, debate. Cheney would destroy Obama beyond recognition.

Your boy Obama just aint got it. Get it?

Oiao,

You think that McCain is thoughtful?

Insane McCain thinks that Czechoslovakia still exists, needed Lieberman to tell him that there's a difference between Shiite and Sunni, and talked about the Iraq/Pakistan border (also known as Iran).

Not surprising when you consider that he graduated fifth from the bottom of his class. That's 894th out of 899th.

Your granddad McCain just ain't got it. Get it?

As a usual liberal, you lost the debate and changed the subject. Typical.

Go back to school son.

Thanks for the support Markus. Now get under the bus, you typical racist cracker.

URGENT: (Please share this info)
Philip J. Berg, Esq. Files Federal Lawsuit Requesting Obama Be Removed as a Candidate as he does not meet the Qualifications for President.

http://www.nextgenerationcorp.com/NextGenBlog/?p=43

Pssst... Van Helsing! Over here!

This is right up your alley. It seems some panel in Denver suggested the cops not enforce any marijuana laws during the DNC! Hilarious!

http://atrueobamanation.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-to-do-in-denver-when-youre-baked.html

Obama picked Biden for VP.

Vote Hussein Obama Bin Laden in '08.

Obamabiden

Sounds like a voodoo curse or a Nazi death camp.

I thought he was articulate.

"Insane McCain thinks that Czechoslovakia still exists,"

So does Sam Nunn, Genius http://youtube.com/watch?v=37PnDDMrJEY
- who was on Hussein's short list for Rat Party Veep!

"needed Lieberman to tell him that there's a
difference between Shiite and Sunni,"

And at Least Mac got the damn Language they speak in Iraq right! You remember Afghanistan, don't ya'? The country your shit-for-brains candidate wants to concentrate the WOT on?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae-Ak9WuUio#

Well He concentrate on learning wtf they Speak there first.

Pashtun Mashtun! Whatever! Who cares! I'm The Messiah!

And that's saying something! Considering the fact that he can recite verses of the Koran in perfectly accented Arabic! i.e, NOT Pashtun! LMAO!

Then there's his thinking that "the call to Islamic prayers at sunset" is "one of the sweetest sound in the world" according to Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times after his interview with "Barry" (I've uh, Always been a, uh, Christian til' I uh, converted? to, uh, Christianity) Obama. Oh yeah, and, uh, never you mind all those, uh, muzzies in my family tree and my HAMAS buddies either.

Or is wrapping your brain around that above Your pay grade too, Ratboy?

Hussein doesn't know wtf they speak, but he does Like em'. Loves them in fact.

A kindred spirits thing. See Lil' Billy Ayers. Ka-Ching $$!

I think someone at DailyKOS had it about right.....

Obama Bin Biden

Oh, one more thought. Remember, the Demoncrat Party is the party of the KKK.

They are all on the Obama wagon as part of a 12 step guilt remittance program, though most are still openly or quietly racist anyway.

Hell Yes They Are Tex!

They were Bull Connor "Sic Them **ggers!" Dixiecrats LONG before they were the bleeding heart, bi-coastal (etc.) DemocRats they are today.

Trouble is, from the jump of the abortion party's so-called "rebirth", they've been trying to atone for their past racist sins on Our dime!

Well I say we have only Democrat party members pay for their sins, both past & present!

I know I've got nothing to worry about, cus' I've Never been a member and I've Never voted Democrat in my life. Never Will Either. NEVER!

Btw folks, when are we gonna drop the pretense and just start calling the "Democratic" party by its rightful name? The Soros Party. Just curious.

BARACK AMERICA AND PRESIDENT BIDEN: TWO MORONIC PEAS IN A POD

Barack Hussein Obama long ago established himself as a clod who, without a teleprompter from which to read his lines, stumbles, bumbles, and “umms…aahs…wells…y’knows” as if extemporaneous speaking were a foreign language. How this guy got through law school makes one wonder whether affirmative action played a major role.

His outright gaffes, such as when he said he had campaigned hard in all 57 states, are another issue. See Michelle Malkin on the subject of Obama, “the gaffe machine:” http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MWZjY2YzZWVkMjdkMDEzMGQ0MjJkNTUyN2FkNmMzYTc=#more.

Now he’s been joined on the stump by Senator Joe Biden as the Chosen One’s Chosen Soon-To-Be-VP-Nominee. In their first joint appearance, and that’s joint as in joined together not joint as what Bubba never inhaled, both gave indications as to how much fun the next 3 1/2 months will be.

Biden has lots of ’splainin’ to do, concerning why Obama wasn’t ready to be president a few months ago but amazingly achieved that readiness in so short a period of time. A quick study, maybe?

I wonder, too, whether Barack asked Joe during the vetting process what he really meant when he called the junior senator from Illinois a “clean” African-American and why he plagiarized a speech back in 1988 and why he felt the need to get hair plugs. Are clean African-Americans the exception to some rule? When he plagiarized from Brit pol, Neil Kinnock, was he merely giving a backhanded compliment to Kinnock? When he wore those hair plugs on the floor of the Senate, was he really just making a statement about male pattern baldness?

This duo could very well come to rival Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello or Martin and Lewis for their comedy routines, slips of the lips, and gaffes du jour.

That first joint appearance was a great start....

(For the rest of this article, please see http://genelalor.com/.)