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August 13, 2008

The MPAA on The Clone Wars

Posted by Dave Blount at August 13, 2008 6:45 AM

You might want to think twice about taking your kids to The Clone Wars, the Star Wars cartoon movie that's opening this weekend. The ads warn that it might not be suitable for children:

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Kids can watch homosexuals sharing gum on prime time television, but at least there's advance warning before anyone lights a cigarette in a movie. Next there will be labels warning about the momentary eating of foods that may contain trans fats.

Though moonbattery is by far the most harmful element of any movie, there's no need to warn against that, since it goes without saying that most anything excreted by Hollyweird drips with moonbattery.

On a tip from Lyle.