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August 18, 2008
Portrait of an Obamunist: Roseanne Barr
Enraged that fellow actress Angelina Jolie hasn't joined her in endorsing the Marxist post turtle Barack Obama, Roseanne Barr bellows:
Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse … huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?
Meanwhile, President Bush, widely considered a Republican, has been flushing our money down Africa by the $billions, showering down upon the Dark Continent and its socialist dictators more cash than any other President in history.
Angelina is persona non grata just for failing to endorse the Obamessiah. But her father Jon Voight has committed a much greater sin, having publicly observed that Obamania is a product of misleading propaganda targeted toward easily duped post-adolescents and "perpetuated by a media controlled by the Democrats," and that an Obama victory would allow leftist radicals to "demoralize this country and help create a socialist America," which will be "weakened in every way."
Barr snarls that these astute observations make Voight a
frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.
Actually, he just wandered in from the comparably savage South Side of Chicago, and the communist pamphlet is what passes for his mind. What Roseanne Barr uses for a mind, only an zoologist could answer.
On a tip from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 18, 2008 9:06 PM
Comments
Roseanne is just angry because they don't make a pink tutu in her size.
Thank God.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 18, 2008 9:22 PM
Jimbo - glad tp see you rodger up on the net. Thought 'they' might have gotten to you. LOL
Posted by: Oiao at August 18, 2008 9:56 PM
Oh Van. That has to be the Pic of the Pig when she butchered the Star Spangle Banner.... No?
Can we all say un-American C^^^!
Posted by: Oiao at August 18, 2008 9:59 PM
Well, this is quite a different tune from the one Ms. Barr was singing just a few months ago.
According to HoPo:
January 10, 2008 11:29 PM
Roseanne Barr has published a profane rant on her website attacking Barack (misspelled "Barak") Obama as a supporter of "corporate racist anti worker bullshit."
Read an excerpt:
barak obama is an empty suit selling "hope" in lieu of Truth. Oprah Winfrey helped to elect Arnold Swartzenegger. I have no doubt that she voted her purse by doing this, as she is a large land owner in California, and that ilk fears Dems because they do not want to pay their "fair share" of Cali tax. Oprah has given us Swartzenegger and Dr. Phil. If that was not offensive enough to decent thinking people, now she brings us Obama. He has no ideas, no plan and nothing to add other than the cynical pacification of the masses with bedtime stories about hope, while calling Unions "special interest groups" that need to be done away with.
Obama votes with Bush constantly funding this terrible endless war.
Oprah, you play the race card and the gender card too.
You are a closeted republican and chose Barak Obama because you do not like other women who actually stand for something to working American Women besides glamour, angels, hollywood and dieting!
When Americans find out that Obama backs right wing corporate racist anti worker bullshit, they will not vote for him, and the victory will go to the most racist right wing republican ever.... Mccain, who is a fascist!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/10/roseanne-barrs-wild-tira_n_81015.html?view=print
Posted by: J.B. at August 19, 2008 12:27 AM
Roseanne Barr is so irrelevant. I had not heard anything about her until the last few days. She's just looking for attention.
Posted by: Jenn at August 19, 2008 4:14 AM
I didn't realize Voigt was that sagely observant. Maybe that explains Angelina's being a fan of Ayn Rand.
Posted by: ed at August 19, 2008 6:01 AM
Roseanne Barr has always been a grotesque, humorless, gutter- mouthed sideshow freak. She constantly goes out of her way to find new ways of revealing that fact to the world.
I'm not really a fan of Angelina Jolie, but she royally pissed off a lot of moonbats a few months ago by saying that, after having visited the troops in Iraq, she fully supports their efforts and the mission. Plus, I guarantee that she has done more to help the poor in third- world countries than that bloated she- beast Roseanne has.
I'm rather reminded of an episode of 'Celebrity Deathmatch' in which Roseanne fought Kelsey Grammer (Who, incidentally, is a Republican, and will be appearing in the great- sounding movie 'An American Carol,' which is all about parodying liberal celebrities). During the fight, Roseanne was portrayed as her usual repulsive self, while Grammer was shown as usual as smart and suave, and he ultimately won the fight. I'd imagine in real life, their personalities weren't too far from what was shown in that episode.
Posted by: Adam at August 19, 2008 6:05 AM
Let's...
Bitter - Check
Emotional Unstable - Check
Got a lot of money without really earning it - Check
Self-righteous egomaniac - Check
Fanatically hates Christians - Check
Ignorant of the real world, but convinced she's right about everything - Check
Yeah, that's Obama's base all right.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2008 6:41 AM
Did I mention she was psychotic?.
BARR: I'm getting a lot of transmissions from other dimensions and I want and represented on the net.
...
KING: Is someone transmitting to you now?
BARR: Yes, someone is always transmitting through me, always.
KING: Do you have a transmitter -- does he or she have a name, your transmitter?
BARR: Just -- it's just -- no, it does not have a name.
KING: Just --
BARR: And even if it did, I would not be able to be speaketh it.
KING: Be speaketh it. But it is an it?
BARR: Well, I don't know if it's an it. It's an energy. It's an energy. It's an energy.
KING: It's an energy.
BARR: It's an energy that cannot be contained.
Posted by: V the K at August 19, 2008 6:53 AM
Someone at Deceiver thought to check on Roseannes charitable contributions seeing as she let loose on Angelina and Brad's charitable works.
Holly writes...
"But more to the point, since she attacks Brangelina’s charitable giving, I was curious about how Roseanne stacks up. If you look on her blogroll, the first link goes to the Roseanne Barr Foundation — except the website for that is farked.
Then I decided to see if the foundation actually still exists. It does, but only barely. According to the IRS, the foundation gave away $100,626 in 2006, yet raised $118,512 from the general public. So that money wasn’t even from her.
That’s a mighty glass house she’s got there."
Posted by: Jenn at August 19, 2008 8:24 AM
Roseanne is just angry because they don't make a pink tutu in her size.
Au contraire, Jimbo. You've obviously not perused the latest catalog of Alex Karras Designer Sportwear for Women.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 19, 2008 8:53 AM
"What Roseanne Barr uses for a mind, only an zoologist could answer."
I'd suggest that a proctologist might have a better chance of finding Ms. Barr's central processing unit.
Posted by: PabloD at August 19, 2008 9:18 PM
When Americans find out that Obama backs right wing corporate racist anti worker bullshit, they will not vote for him, and the victory will go to the most racist right wing republican ever.... Mccain, who is a fascist
/further comment not really needed.
Posted by: mandible claw at August 19, 2008 11:00 PM
ROSEANNE IS SO JEALOUS TO THE STAR 'WANTED' BECAUSE SHE CAN'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY LIKE HER, ROSEANNE NOW IS OLD MAID UGLY FATTY BITCH BIG STINK MOUTH. NOBODY PAY ATTENTION ABOUT ROSEANNE. SHE IS GONE. GOING DOWN TO THE HILL NOW.CAN'T STICKLE PEOPLE.NO MORE. NOW TURN TO INSULTED OTHERS.
Posted by: ROSE at August 22, 2008 10:29 PM
Roseanne Barr is a ugly fatty bitch. Racist fatty bitch
Posted by: JOHN at August 22, 2008 10:31 PM
SHUT UP UGLY PIGGY ROSEANNE
Posted by: collin at August 22, 2008 10:36 PM
