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August 18, 2008

Portrait of an Obamunist: Roseanne Barr

Posted by Dave Blount at August 18, 2008 9:06 PM

Enraged that fellow actress Angelina Jolie hasn't joined her in endorsing the Marxist post turtle Barack Obama, Roseanne Barr bellows:

Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse … huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan?

Meanwhile, President Bush, widely considered a Republican, has been flushing our money down Africa by the $billions, showering down upon the Dark Continent and its socialist dictators more cash than any other President in history.

Angelina is persona non grata just for failing to endorse the Obamessiah. But her father Jon Voight has committed a much greater sin, having publicly observed that Obamania is a product of misleading propaganda targeted toward easily duped post-adolescents and "perpetuated by a media controlled by the Democrats," and that an Obama victory would allow leftist radicals to "demoralize this country and help create a socialist America," which will be "weakened in every way."

Barr snarls that these astute observations make Voight a

frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth.

Actually, he just wandered in from the comparably savage South Side of Chicago, and the communist pamphlet is what passes for his mind. What Roseanne Barr uses for a mind, only an zoologist could answer.

On a tip from Oiao.