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August 7, 2008
Obama Haiku
Compliments of Bergbikr:
Barack Obama
Check him with McCain's tire gauge
Overinflated!
Posted by Van Helsing at August 7, 2008 11:58 AM
Comments
Looks like a rectal thermometer. Maybe I only thought so because of all the smoke the Dems try to blow up our ass. I only want to see one thing, and that is hussein obama's true birth certificate. But they probably don't issue them in third world countries.
Posted by: anonymous at August 7, 2008 1:10 PM
I, too, am puzzled over B. Hussein Osama bin Obama's birth certificate (or, more precisely, lack thereof).
Israel Insider has an eight part series (and growing) on the birth certificate issue. The first article is found at:
http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Politics/12932.htm
Since Van is forced to use a filter to stop troll spammers from posting a lot of spam links, you can get pages 2-8 by replacing the last part of the link as follows:
Page 1 = ...Politics/12932.htm
Page 2 = ...Politics/12939.htm
Page 3 = ...Politics/12944.htm
Page 4 = ...Politics/12956.htm
Page 5 = ...Politics/12959.htm
Page 6 = ...Politics/12993.htm
Page 7 = ...Politics/13038.htm
Page 8 = ...Politics/13040.htm
I wish the idiots running his campaign would just produce it and get it over with. How bad could it be? Is there really something so bad revealed by his birth certificate that he has to keep it quiet?
Of course, we get no help at all from the "real" media...
Posted by: Lyle at August 7, 2008 2:06 PM
Not to mention the report on Atlas Shrugs.
Posted by: Lyle at August 7, 2008 2:10 PM
I doubt he's an American citizen. That would disqualify him in a presidential campaign.
Posted by: Rosie at August 7, 2008 2:36 PM
Yeah. That is the whole melon alright.
Posted by: anon at August 7, 2008 3:17 PM
Anyone else think it's funny that Paris Hilton has a better energy plan than Barack Obama.
http://www.thenewconservatives.blogspot.com/
Posted by: New Conservative at August 7, 2008 3:32 PM
I do believe Obama is a legal US citizen. Being a senator, one would think he's at least had a cursory FBI background investigation.
There is some other reason he doesn't want his birth certificate to be released to the public.
That's what I want to know: WHY NOT?
Posted by: Lyle at August 7, 2008 4:45 PM
Mending the "crack in the Muslim-Moonbat alliance"
Headline says it all: Random House pulls novel on Islam, fears violence
Posted by: The Him at August 7, 2008 5:50 PM
He-he-he-he.
A call for Haikus and the best you folks can come up with is prose?
Okay - here's a Texan's haiku:
Obama, he sucks
Big Marxist bastard elite
Upitty half-guy
Posted by: Jimbo at August 7, 2008 10:55 PM
Star Trek shows the official Obama salute. We are one.
Posted by: V the K at August 8, 2008 4:55 AM
Posted by: V the K at August 8, 2008 4:57 AM
We can only hope and pray that 75,000 Obamamaniacs stand in the convention bleachers making hand signals while the cameras run.
Posted by: mega at August 8, 2008 7:11 AM


