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August 25, 2008
Michael Moore Warns Obama Not to Throw Him Under the Bus
Michael Moore's lucrative career in anti-Americanism may have run out of gas, but he's still very much the center of the universe, from his own point of view. Here he is warning Obama not to throw him under the bus along with Reverend Wrong, Trinity United, Tony Rezko, the New Black Panthers, Detroit area Muslims, BHO's white granny, Mike Klonsky, Jim Johnson, et al.:
I remember poor John Kerry not even being able to admit, when asked by Larry King, if he had seen Fahrenheit 9/11. "No," he said, "I haven't. … I don't plan to, right now." But he had indeed seen it. I sat there watching him say this, and I just felt sorry for him and for the election he was about to lose. […]
So Barack, by denouncing me, you can help McCain get elected. Because when you denounce me, it's not really me you're distancing yourself from — it's the millions upon millions of people who feel the same way about things as I do. And many of them are the kind of crazy voters who have no problem voting for a Nader just to prove a point.
Scary threats notwithstanding, it appears Obama's handlers aren't listening to Moore's advice. He wanted them to pick Caroline Kennedy for VP. True she has no qualifications for office, but neither does Obama, and her last name has totemic powers for liberals. But Joe Biden was a much more entertaining selection.
Hat tip: FrontPage Magazine; on a tip from Oaio.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 25, 2008 10:04 AM
Comments
Maybe they could jump Obama's bus onto him using one of Evil Knievel's old ramps?
:)
Posted by: Cartman at August 25, 2008 10:37 AM
"...but he's still very much the center of the universe, from his own point of view."
Well, c'mon, he does have his own gravitational field.
Just sayin'...
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at August 25, 2008 11:13 AM
He wouldn't fit under the bus.
And it's no wonder he feels he's the center of the universe; his large mass means that he exerts a great deal of gravitation force, pulling everything nearby into it.
Actually, that sounds like a black hole...
Posted by: Pam at August 25, 2008 11:15 AM
Barack, I'll contribute $100 if you mention how great Michael Moore is during your acceptance speech. I'll make it $200 if you invoke the name of Theresa Heinz Kerry.
Posted by: matt at August 25, 2008 11:56 AM
matt you're just a typical racist cracker. You think I care about $200.00? I use Benjamins to light my crack pipes and cigarettes.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 25, 2008 12:13 PM
Throw the bus under Michael Moore. It would be a lot easier.
Posted by: Thor at August 25, 2008 12:23 PM
I think you have been taken in here Van Helsing. Perhaps you had best read the entire Moore piece in which he actually writes...
6. Denounce me!
Obama, at some point, might be asked this question: "Michael Moore has endorsed you. But he recently said (fill in the blank with some outrageously offensive line taken out of context). Will you still accept his endorsement, or do you denounce him?"
And he better denounce me, or they will tear him to shreds. He had better back away not only from me but from anyone and everyone who veers a bit too far to the left of where his advisers have told him is the sweet spot for all those red-state voters. I won't take it personally. After all, I'm not the guy who married him or baptized his kids. I'm just the idiot who went to the same terrorist, Muslim school of flag-pin desecrators he went to.
Posted by: beefeater at August 25, 2008 12:37 PM
You know, most "glorious leaders" wait untill AFTER the revolution before they start disposing of rivals.
Posted by: KHarn at August 25, 2008 1:40 PM
Moore's humongous ego has always been one of his defining characteristics (Besides his foul mouth, hatred of America, and love of deceiving his viewers).
Posted by: Adam at August 25, 2008 3:00 PM
I cannot wipe this grin off my face. God has blessed America.
Posted by: KansasGirl at August 25, 2008 3:36 PM
Michael Moore is like the San Andres Fault. Because of his obesity, it's just a matter of time before he has a massive coronary, and if he survives, he'll speak out of one side of his mouth. Either way, Game over!
Posted by: The Doctor at August 25, 2008 4:51 PM
Michael Moore mockery, out 3 October in cinemas!
Posted by: BURNING HOT at August 25, 2008 8:34 PM
