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August 11, 2008

Latest Leftist Found in Obama's Closet: George Clooney

Barack Obama's army of 300 foreign policy advisors includes at least one familiar face: the smug visage of perpetually smirking ultra-left movie star George Clooney.

Lately Loony's Hollyweird career has suffered a slight setback, as he's devoted his energies to making pretentious propaganda films that are only watched by masochistic moonbats out of ideological loyalty, in which Americans are always the villains, even in WWII. Amusingly, he recently blew $85,000 on a guffaw-inducing moonbatmobile so as to make a pageant of his environmental piousness.

Quotes that offer some insight into Obama's friend and advisor can be found on Celiberal.

Clooney as a judge of other men:

Let's face it: Bush is just dim.

Clooney as a humanitarian and defender of the Second Amendment:

Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's. [...] I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him.

Clooney on combating terrorism:

I just want someone smart to stand up and shout, "Bullshit!" They tell us we're going to war and no one's saying "Bullshit" loud enough. And the language! Listen to the language! "Evil." "Evil"? "Nexus of evil"? "Evil-doer"? That's my favorite, "Evil-doer"!

Clooney the historian:

What did Bush do on 9/11? He ran away and hid. Even Reagan knew more about leadership than that, and he was as bad a symbol of America as I can think of, off-hand. But at least he's been in enough cowboy movies to know he had to come out and stand on top of the rubble and be seen shaking his fist or something.

Clooney's habit of poking his nose where it does not belong and acting like a liberal jackass is so pronounced that the UN's Ban Ki-Moonbat named him a "Messenger of Peace," and last year Time magazine listed him as one of the 100 people it wishes were most influential.

If the sky falls and the tasteless joke of Barack Obama's candidacy becomes the Dadaist nightmare of an Obama Administration, Clooney really will be influential. According to the Daily Mail:

George Clooney once famously declared he could never run for public office because he'd "slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties."
But now the Hollywood heart-throb has entered the political arena at the highest level — by becoming an unofficial adviser to US Presidential front-runner Barack Obama. […]
Sources say the actor has tried to hide the pair's friendship for fear his Left-wing views and playboy image would hurt the Presidential hopeful's bid for the White House.

Obama trying to hide his association with an anti-American screwball because of his extreme left-wing views? I could swear I've heard that somewhere before…

Loony is reportedly in constant contact with Obama, via emails, text messages, and twice weekly phone calls. Unsurprisingly, in light of his admitted terrorist sympathies, he is pushing the clueless Obama to side with Palestinians against our ally Israel. He also wants us to surrender unconditionally to the terrorists our troops have been fighting in Iraq.

It looks like John Edwards (aka, Love Lips) is out as Attorney General. But we might still get our share of narcissistic cheese with Clooney as Secretary of State.

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A candidacy getting more alarming by the hour.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin; on a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 11, 2008 7:28 AM

Comments

Clooney's next mission: Making a Hollywood Hero out of Osama bin Laden's Driver. Yes, George Clooney is going to give the Hollywood treatment to an al Qaeda terrorist. Al Qaeda being that charming organization that bars women from buying cucumbers and butchers little boys to put fear into their families.

If I can't call him unpatriotic, can I at least call him a scumbag?

Posted by: V the K at August 11, 2008 7:48 AM

George Clooney once famously declared he could never run for public office because he'd "slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties."

And George Bush is "just dim" in the mind of this liberal luminary.

Once the knowledge of Clooney's party-boy past becomes mainstream, will Obama claim that "this is not the George Clooney I knew"?

Posted by: Pam at August 11, 2008 9:08 AM

What a horse's ass. He's actually going to try and portray the driver as a hero? Here's hoping that movie bombs as miserably as the rest of the recent ultra- liberal anti- war Hollywood movies have.

Posted by: Adam at August 11, 2008 9:20 AM

Let's see, George Bush graduated from Yale with (slightly) higher grades than either of those well-known geniuses Kerry or Gore, and received an MBA from Harvard.

Clooney dropped out of a nameless college in Kentucky (probably cosmetology school).

And George Bush is dim?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 11, 2008 9:45 AM

"I just want someone smart to stand up and shout, "Bullshit!" They tell us we're going to war and no one's saying "Bullshit" loud enough."

I just want someone with values to stand up and say "Scum!". They tell us that they are compassionate, patriotic, dislike evil and have some values which are not continuation of their ego and no one's saying "Bullshit!" loud enough. Seriously this particular specimen has played some sort of scum all his life (robbers, thieves). Murderers, robbers, terrorists, serial killers...is there any kind of human trash that Hollywood failed to hug? And still many decent people think that people like Clooney adore evil due to some sort of incredible misjudgement and not due to being a trash themselves.

Posted by: AlexD at August 11, 2008 9:51 AM

Hollywood knuckleheads are obviously too stupid to figure this out, but Hollywood is a prime target for al Qaeda.

It's full of Jews and homosexuals - two of their favorite groups - and it promotes the (as al Qaeda sees it, and not without some justice) decadent Western lifestyle and disseminates it all over the world.

On 9/11 al Qaeda attacked symbols of American economic and military power, and attempted to attack the symbol of American political power. That leaves the symbol of American cultural power, namely, Hollywood.

And as for media coverage, nailing say, the Academy Awards, would be tough to beat for making a splash. A couple of hundred dead iconic airheaded pretty boys and girls would dominate the news for months, and it wouldn't as protected as are government targets in Washington. Evidently the brain trust in Hollywood hasn't realized this.

So if I were in Hollywood (!), I'd be a little more supportive of efforts to combat terrorism. But then, that's me.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 11, 2008 10:07 AM

I have a logistical question: How can someone possibly take the views and opinions of 300 advisers on one aspect of policy and hope to turn it into something coherent? 300 foreign policy advisers? There's only 195 countries in the world! Most of those don't require 1 person keeping tabs on them full-time.

I also have a merit question: What qualifies George Clooney as an expert on anything except hair-care products and relative grades of blow? More to the point, what the hell does he know about foreign policy?

I think America's obsession with celebrity has about run its course - it's about to destroy us.

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at August 11, 2008 10:56 AM

When I think about how patriotic the stars of the 30s and 40s were during WWII and then compare their patriotism to the lunacy that infects today's stars, I just get sad.

Posted by: Kristy at August 11, 2008 11:23 AM

America doesn't have an obsession with celebrity. The media has an obsession with trying to convince America that it has an obsession with celebrity. What an absolutely boring and worthless bunch of narcissistic losers.

Who or what is a George Cooney? And besides the author of the article, who really gives a shit?

Posted by: rosie at August 11, 2008 12:25 PM

It is sad that Obama and his monkey handlers are so dumb as to think that public knowledge of Obama being advised by an ACTOR (who has held no public office) is good for convincing the indies and conseratives that Obmaa will provide sound political leadership.

Posted by: Oiao at August 11, 2008 2:58 PM

George (C)looney. The "C" is silent.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at August 11, 2008 3:38 PM

Good one, RLV!

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