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August 6, 2008

How to Tell if You're a Racist

Posted by Dave Blount at August 6, 2008 8:35 AM

If even Bill Clinton might be a racist, maybe you're a racist too. Via The Corner, here are some of the symptoms:

If you object to Obama raising your payroll, capital gains and estate taxes you…may be a racist.

If you're in favor of drilling for oil and building nuclear power plants you…may be a racist.

If you wonder why Obama was hanging around William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn you…may be a racist.

If you don't want the majority of justices on the Supreme Court to be like Stephen Breyer you…may be a racist.

If you think the surge is working and that's a good thing you…may be a racist.

If you oppose racial preferences in employment, school admissions and contracting you…may be a racist.

If you prefer that a president have a smidgen of executive experience you…may be a racist.

If you're appalled that Obama voted against treating infants born after an abortion attempt the same medically as other infants born alive you…may be a racist.

If you were proud of your country even before Obama's candidacy you…may be a racist.

If you don't care how Hollywood or the European elite think you should vote you…may be a racist.

The easiest way to determine if you're racist is to check your ethnicity. If you are Caucasian, then you are a racist. Only by joining the Obama Borg can you find redemption.

On a tip from V the K.