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August 12, 2008
Guardian: We're All Gonna Die!
High gas prices are making people more aware of the extravagant costs associated with the global warming hoax. The facts that it hasn't gotten any warmer for the last 10 years, and that there is no proven connection between human activity and the climate, have begun to seep through cracks in the complicit media. Consequently, the whole preposterous crisis is running out of gas.
But that's no reason not to panic and demand draconian solutions to nonexistent problems. What else can hoaxers do but wave their arms and scream?
You might want to put some cotton in your ears; here goes Oliver Tickell of the Guardian, who claims that the temperature's going up by 4°C:
Global warming on this scale would be a catastrophe that would mean, in the immortal words that Chief Seattle probably never spoke, "the end of living and the beginning of survival" for humankind. Or perhaps the beginning of our extinction.
The sea will rise 70–80 meters. There will be the usual Biblical apocalypse stuff, droughts, floods, hurricanes, et cetera. But Tickell admits that the farcical Kyoto treaty was a waste of time, and that the biofuels boondoggle has increased dreaded greenhouse gases while also causing a food crisis.
There's only one alternative to the extinction of the human race. Conveniently for the lefties at the Guardian, it's totalitarian moonbattery. Tickell shouts that we must "place a single global cap on greenhouse gas emissions" and "commit hundreds of billions of dollars per year to finance adaption to climate change, especially in poor countries."
In other words, there must be global totalitarian control over all human activity and massive transfers of wealth from those who create it to those who don't, so that we can all be equal under the benevolent boot of Big Brother.
If we submitted to liberals' dystopian dreams, we wouldn't be humans anymore anyway, but something more like farm animals, so we may as well take our chances with extinction.
On a tip from mega.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 12, 2008 7:39 AM
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the immortal words that Chief Seattle probably never spoke
Out of the mouths of moonbats.
Posted by: Ed Flinn at August 12, 2008 8:07 AM
OT: Why conservatives hate child-labor laws. (Tongue firmly in cheek.)
Posted by: V the K at August 12, 2008 9:15 AM
>>The sea will rise 70–80 meters.>>
He really believes that. When they started this, the warmies said two or three feet. After a week or so, they threatened us with a four or five feet rise in sea level. At the beginin of Summer, Liberals were looking forward to the seas rising 25-30 feet and drowning all the conservative sinners. So NOW it's 70-80 METERS?
I'm sad. The History Channel, once one of the few places we could find good programing, is now inserting the "global warming" hoax into their programs where ever they can. I'm not talking about the programs ABOUT "g-w", in shows about ancient civilizations that died out, they end the show with hints of "global warming"! Panic! we're doomed unless we fall down and worship Al Gore!
OK, they don't go that far.
Posted by: KHarn at August 12, 2008 2:43 PM
Oh, and the History Channel also puts the "g-w" message at the end of shows about natural disasters, even though they just spent and hour or more telling us that this is nothing new, that natural disasters happen in hot weather, cold weather, or even PLEASANT weather!
Posted by: KHarn at August 12, 2008 2:47 PM
About the History Channel, I've noticed that, too! Used to be just the Discovery channels that did that, and of course NatGeo, but now the History Channel seems to have fallen prey.
I wondered if they only did that for ratings, you know, give the crowd what it wants. But you'd expect the kind of people watching those shows are far more interested in truth than fiction.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at August 13, 2008 10:45 AM
