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August 28, 2008
Global Warming Hoaxers Demand Fewer Children
Not even the Most Powerful Woman in the World can deny that according to the Catholic Church, abortion is evil. But as all liberals know, morality is relative. According to another religion, abortion must be good, because it means having fewer children.
The British Medical Journal, setting aside science for the dadaist religion some call Enviromoonbattery, wants Britons to quit having so many kids, out of faith that this will reduce harmless CO2 emissions and cause the climate to become stable for the first time in the history of the planet.
Never mind that the most serious problem faced by Europe is depopulation caused by falling birth rates.
China's communist rulers opportunistically argue that they should be rewarded with emission reduction credits for their unconscionable one-child policy — which may be their next major export.
John Guillebaud, a "family-planning doctor" who spewed anti-child moonbattery in BMJ, assures us:
We're not Big Brother. We're not for pushing people. We just think deciding how big a family to have should take into consideration our descendants.
These descendants won't even exist if moonbats have their way. It's reassuring that Guillebaud is "not for pushing people." But others won't be so squeamish. After all, they have a planet to save.
On a tip from Todd S.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 28, 2008 9:34 AM
Comments
So, how soon until they start trying to tell the Muslims that they need to start aborting their children abd reducing their family size?
What's that? Never? Oh...
Although, Muslims apparently believe in post-birth abortions. You know, honor killings and strapping suicide vests to kids.
Posted by: Ryan at August 28, 2008 9:48 AM
We're not Big Brother. We're not for pushing people.
Yet.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2008 10:03 AM
But don't you know? brown, yellow, red and black people are perfect. We would love them to multiply.
White people on the other hand should commit mass suicide.
Oh how I wish I were a brown person.
/totally duped leftist
Posted by: Anonymous at August 28, 2008 10:15 AM
So the moonbats will stop reproducing. And the downside is what exactly?
Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 28, 2008 10:57 AM
You guys hit it on the head. It would be nice to stabilize the world population at about 4 billion. But when the only people who curb the number of kids are WHITE people (and when these organizations only TARGET successful, middle to upper class whites as the ones to reduce their reproduction), then it begins to look like maybe there is another agenda at work here.
I do feel that it would be good to get the population down, but since our brothers and sisters of color, our south 'o the border neighbors, our Chinese cousins and the People Of The Book don't want to join us in this endeavor, then Houston, we have a problem.
Posted by: matt at August 28, 2008 11:17 AM
I demand fewer global warming hoaxers, but I never get what I want, either.
Posted by: CoderInCrisis at August 28, 2008 1:38 PM
